i wanted to fuck madonna when I was 4 years old. I know she's a lizard now but I'd still do it
i wanted to fuck madonna when I was 4 years old. I know she's a lizard now but I'd still do it
Often overlooked in this video is the fact that Madonna rejects all of the rich men offering her expensive things throughout most of the video, and leaves with a Regular Joe in a pickup truck.
That's supposed to be our lesson.
madonna is such a coalburning hooch
And then Meghan Trainor stole this concept for her "Dear Future Husband" video, where she rejects model-looking, physically-fit guys for a normal-looking, skinny guy who brings her a pizza.
in fairness pizza is delicious
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
But Madonna looks gross now.
Women over 50 who work out all the time look really strange.
They get this muscle-and-bone look which is very odd.
Awww! Ain't that sweet!Originally Posted by Dan Druff
But seriously, this video is about that she doesn't want her husband to want her to look differently than she currently is: An average-looking woman on the heavier side who will likely plump out even further as she ages. That's why she likes the guy bringing her the pizza.
And the demographic she most likely appeals to aren't young girls who see Twiglet -- I mean Taylor -- Swift as a body-image roll model.
Last edited by MumblesBadly; 12-19-2015 at 10:31 PM. Reason: Forgot important pronoun
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I knew one of the male back-up dancers in that video.
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Apparently the reason her husband kicked her to the curb is she refused to allow her kids to eat any meat or dairy based products. Basically she put them on a starvation diet all in the name of "health". I know a vegan, and she also looks like shit. Abnormally thin and annoying; I went out with a group and she basically ruined the dinner complaining she could not eat anything on the menu. She wound up getting a dry salad and pulled out her own dressing out of her purse, her husband wanted to crawl under the table. I ordered a ribeye and loaded it up with steak sauce, she about gagged, I kept groaning every bite just to gain her attention.But Madonna looks gross now.
Women over 50 who work out all the time look really strange.
They get this muscle-and-bone look which is very odd.
Some even avoid fats at all cost, depriving themselves of cholesterol, which is important for brain health.Apparently the reason her husband kicked her to the curb is she refused to allow her kids to eat any meat or dairy based products. Basically she put them on a starvation diet all in the name of "health". I know a vegan, and she also looks like shit. Abnormally thin and annoying; I went out with a group and she basically ruined the dinner complaining she could not eat anything on the menu. She wound up getting a dry salad and pulled out her own dressing out of her purse, her husband wanted to crawl under the table. I ordered a ribeye and loaded it up with steak sauce, she about gagged, I kept groaning every bite just to gain her attention.But Madonna looks gross now.
Women over 50 who work out all the time look really strange.
They get this muscle-and-bone look which is very odd.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...ing-your-brain
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tbone how is this your website and howwwwwwww is it so awful
youre a telles do better
Zap has turned into the male version of DRK STAR.
Even Cuck Ficon is like WTF.
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