This Is Fantastic!

[vegas1369]

Jamie Coots, one of the stars of National Geographic‘s reality show Snake Salvation, died Saturday of a venomous snake bite. According to reports he refused medical attention after being bitten in his Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name in Middlesboro, Kentucky and died shortly thereafter in his home. The show debuted last Fall centered on two Pentecostal preachers who handle deadly snakes as part of a century-old Appalachian practice originating from a Bible passage that suggests those anointed by God will not be harmed by a poisonous snake bite. Coots had previously been bitten nine times and lost a finger to a rattlesnake bite. He starred on Snake Salvation alongside Tennessee Pastor Andrew Hamblin, both of whom claim serpent handling is their First Amendment religious right. The pair have come under fire from authorities for hunting and collecting deadly snakes for their church services. Last year Coots pled guilty to illegally possessing and transporting three rattlesnakes and two copperheads in Tennessee after the state seized them in a traffic stop as he was driving them from Alabama to Kentucky.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/natgeo-snak...175410245.html

[Baron Von Strucker]

LOL snakes

might be a fit in the LOL Atlanta thread?

[sonatine]

shut up garrett.

[vegas1369]

He must not have been anointed.

[nunbeater]

Should have worshipped at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster like I do. I have never been bitten by ravioli

[4Dragons]

Cthulhu works in mysterious ways. Gare will be excited.

[vegas1369]

This is also fantastic...

[vegas1369]

Seriously, that is the best 8 seconds in YouTube history.

[vegas1369]

Yup, 2 hours later, still funny.

[vegas1369]

FTPJesus, look at the date on the OP then realize why you should neg rep yourself.

[DirtyB]

FTPJesus, look at the date on the OP then realize why you should neg rep yourself.

Holy shit is that guy retarded.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

FTPJesus, look at the date on the OP then realize why you should neg rep yourself.

I think he's going along with my joke from his thread... I think.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Also this is the darkest vegas1369 OP I've ever seen.

I might enjoy it if this was some televangelist type in it solely for the money who laugh behind the back of the true believers that they con. This poor sucker on the other hand obviously believed. It's pretty sad.

[DirtyB]

FTPJesus, look at the date on the OP then realize why you should neg rep yourself.

I think he's going along with my joke from his thread... I think.

If he had just written "MOONLANDING", I would think he's joking. "Sorry Vegas gotta do it.. MOONLANDING dude. I posted this story over 24hrs ago." does not sound like he's joking.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

I think he's going along with my joke from his thread... I think.

If he had just written "MOONLANDING", I would think he's joking. "Sorry Vegas gotta do it.. MOONLANDING dude. I posted this story over 24hrs ago." does not sound like he's joking.

In the real world then yeah but people are pretty psycho here. You could be right. But for him to not be joking it has to pretty much mean for sure that he never read the comments in the thread he made. There is not only my post but also Sonatine's which spells it out.

[Walter Sobchak]

Score one for Darwin

[Gordman]

Yup, 2 hours later, still funny.

this


I found myself replaying it over and over again when I put it in the random/dumb thread a while back...a few days later it is still funny

I bet we will see a remix of this coming in the future

[Walter Sobchak]

fuck her in the ass would have been funnier

[Hockey Guy]

fuck her in the ass would have been funnier

Pretty sure it was a play on this earlier one:


I like this remix the best. You don't have to keep rewinding it. 10 for the price of 1:

[Gordman]

might just have to rename this to: the moonlanding thread