garrett vs. handicapme/Sonatine $50 runup poker/UFC

[garrett]

I play handicapme best of 5 winners choice in poker on PFA. After I win parlay that $100 vs. Sonatine at UFC (Cormier vs Johnson)

$100 winnings from beating handicapme best of 5 gets parlayed vs. Sonatine, in a UFC bet Cormier vs. Johnson.

Sonatine gets Cormier@ -145. I get Anthony Johnson @ +115

I will ship Druff $50 for the poker game but the poker has to be played tonight. next weekend is the Cormier vs. Johnson fight.
Sonatine/handicapme must agree shortly by 7pm EST tonight, and we can get this going. Poker to be played on PFA poker and tonight.

[sonatine]

rofl so if i pony up the hundred and handicamp curb stomps you, our bet is off because youre too broke to make it otherwise?

dude get some dignity.

[garrett]

No, you both split the $50 buy in to play me at poker ($25 each) pretty sweet deal. I pay the whole $50. And I suck, so thats a steal. Especially when im exposed $50 vs BOTH of you.

If I happen to luckbox and win, your belief in Cormier and TWO of you playing against me means you are both still only $25 exposed + the difference of a -145/+115 difference when we start the second leg of this.

Its very fair. You two are splitting the costs, I am not. Its $50 for me to play him HU, only $25 for BOTH of you.

[Krypt]

Why the fuck is this mongoloid n-word making lolfc threads when the fight of the century is tonight????

[garrett]

Why the fuck is this mongoloid n-word making lolfc threads when the fight of the century is tonight????

Because I am one of the best in the world, and you just don't know it yet!

[garrett]

No, you both split the $50 buy in to play me at poker ($25 each) pretty sweet deal. I pay the whole $50. And I suck, so thats a steal. Especially when im exposed $50 vs BOTH of you.

If I happen to luckbox and win, your belief in Cormier and TWO of you playing against me means you are both still only $25 exposed + the difference of a -145/+115 difference when we start the second leg of this.

Its very fair. You two are splitting the costs, I am not. Its $50 for me to play him HU, only $25 for BOTH of you.

The clock is ticking superstars!

[garrett]

tick tick tick....

c'mon Sonatine and handicapme you messageboard heros.

You are running out of time. Do not let this thread go unanswered by 7pm EST!

[garrett]

BUBBLES you're a lost cause and nobody!

If I was truly 'drunk" why wouldn't they stomp on me. Obviously I suck, and handicapme and Sonatine are better. So your drunk logic argument, holds no weight.

This is proving a point, and I wont let it go until we crossover 7pm EST and both these losers are shown as nothing more than they really are. Drama provoking nobodies, trying to bring down an aspiring somebody.

[garrett]

Do you all really think, because a group of people come together, and try and fight against one, to be bad or not good, that it really has a preferance or makes a difference. That is called MOB mentality. Which is why I keep challenging your more 'prominent' posters, and have gotten NOTHING but crickets. You all are so naive and simpleton, you couldn't ever be one of the best.


Maybe thats why most you all hate me. I am one of the best!

[BUBBLES]

[lol wow]

garret owns you chump faggots

[vegas1369]

Do you all really think, because a group of people come together, and try and fight against one, to be bad or not good, that it really has a preferance or makes a difference. That is called MOB mentality. Which is why I keep challenging your more 'prominent' posters, and have gotten NOTHING but crickets. You all are so naive and simpleton, you couldn't ever be one of the best.


Maybe thats why most you all hate me. I am one of the best!

If you mean one of the best at making attention whore type posts and threads that even most high school kids would be embarrassed over, then yes... Yes Garrett, you are one of the best.

[lewfather]

Garrett is not going to let Floyd/Pac or the fucking Kentucky Derby take away any of his shine.

pony up you fucking idiots

[garrett]

garret owns you chump faggots

And none of them with all that bravado will just fn man up, and play any game man.

DFS poker, its incredible they love to hate me, but none of them want to play me.

I dont understand that.

[garrett]

handicapme and Sonatine really aren't just going to let the clock tick down and out without even a counter are they.

I Mean thats the biggest pussy move two people with as much bravado as you two have could possibly ever do. Please just give me at least some counter. Lets get something to work off of. Aside from just troll. I mean everyone wants to see me lose you win, or vice-versa on this site so lets give it to them.

Dont just fade this, I wont let it go!

[lol wow]

sonatine is a confirmed fat pussy

[bukowski72]

BUBBLES: Drunk again

I don't think he is a drinker. The way the parts of posts by garrett don't seem to connect make me think he has some Swiss cheese brain. This is a more likely scenario:


I wonder how many times garrett's dad had to ponder how another batch of urethane went bad.

[handicapme]

sorry I was off watching the derby with friends, not beating off to a $500 score. They will also be joining me tonight for the fight at my place... because I have friends... do you?

First off LOL at this thread. Secondly, I will ship Todd right now $550 to your $500 you just won to play heads up best 2 out of 3? Why is Tine putting any money up at all? You want to bet him UFC shit, then go ahead, but he doesn't have to put up any money what so ever for me. We can play on an agreed time during the week, you just won $500, you have 0 excuses now. Man up brah, or keep sniffing gold paint.

[BUBBLES]

I'm guessing Garrett passed out.
He will not remember this thread in the morning.

[simpdog]

I am crunk