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    missing person alert.

    The poster know as big dick aka big prick or little Richard has reportedly been abducted by aliens.

    An eyewitness from the Bronx states that the perpetual gay rape victim was being anally probed repeatedly.

    Given the facts and the victims tendency we do not expect to see that prick for some time.

    Was he taken nefariously against his will? Or given the victims tendencies, he is a willing participant in this anal debauchery??

    You decide.

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    Thought this was going to be about Bryan Micon.

    If you have information about Micon's whereabouts, call Crime Stoppers at (702) 385-5555.
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    You fly millions of light years across the universe just to pick up big dick?

    Aliens aren't very choosey.
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    Thought it was a missing Persian alert. That would have been a worthwhile read. Even a missing Parisian. Not this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Thought it was a missing Persian alert. That would have been a worthwhile read. Even a missing Parisian. Not this.
    Doubt if thesparten would give a fuck about a missing Persian.

    More like the more missing Persians the better.

     
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      thesparten: dam straight.....
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    Listen Richard or big prick!!

    I let you suck my dick a couple of times because you seemed like you were desperate for some jism. It's not a regular thing o.k.? STOP ASKING! Go do the men's room route or walk around a park or something..

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Listen Richard or big prick!!

    I let you suck my dick a couple of times because you seemed like you were desperate for some jism. It's not a regular thing o.k.? STOP ASKING! Go do the men's room route or walk around a park or something..
    Jesus fucking christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Thought it was a missing Persian alert. That would have been a worthwhile read. Even a missing Parisian. Not this.
    I'm missing pershings. Where they went, I do nut know.

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