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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    lol Gordman the dumbest motherfucker on this site


    showing up


    ON CUE


    amazing response time
    Tell us something you haven't said before!

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    Tyde this level of anger cannot be good for your mojo

    May I suggest less sizzler vitriol and more life and times stories

    What's the word today in Baja? Bangin' back tequila w/fresca (peach floater) like a boss or what?

    I tried to fly a kite at the beach today but it wasn't windy enough

    It wasn't that big a deal because the beach is nice as fuck with no wind - You know we live in that perfect weather baby

    Still probably should have checked the surf report first

    Tough break

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headshot View Post
    What's the word today in Baja?


    enjoying amazing weather


    drinking lots of tequila


    not giving a fuck

     
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    Tyde.....

    Can you be original....

    Not space shit out...

    Seriously....

    Fucking

    Annoying.

    You copy everyone.

    Your posts are good.

    Don't be that moron

    Who runs with the

    Crowd.

    You are

    50 years

    old.

     
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    Does anybody know if u can get a work visa for playing online poker in the UK
    I have had Issues with credit cards in Europe
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    you're more consumed with accumulating wealth than achieving spiritual enlightenment
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    Getting a little surf and turf tonight. In my world that is Sea Bass with a nice lobster tail on the side. And grilled asparagus. It's nice having money.

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    all excellent points MF

     
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      Baron Von Strucker: gargle his balls now lol you goof

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Headshot View Post
    What's the word today in Baja?


    enjoying amazing weather


    drinking lots of tequila


    not giving a fuck

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      bukowski72: True story Ricky henderson didn't know the 1989 earthquake happened because he was nervous and shitting his guts out underground before the game

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    in Oregon last year



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    missing Winnie a lot of course....

    she was the best

    which is why I haven't been playing very much poker over the last couple weeks

    my head has not been in the game

    I put a couple hundred back on Stars today...lost 60 back...not playing as well as I should be

    but gearing back up again I think.

    plenty left in the tank

     
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      ftpjesus: Sorry to hear about Winnie.. Its hard when ya lose a pet thats like family.

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    October of 2011




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    anyway...


    glanced at Jsearles ridiculous thread about me being (ahem) 'busto'


    and it made me just shake my head in disappointment because I am technically the same species as this fucking neanderthal
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    2010 in Sacramento on the American River




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    anyway...


    glanced at Jsearles ridiculous thread about me being (ahem) 'busto'


    and it made me just shake my head in disappointment because I am technically the same species as this fucking neanderthal

    lold

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    Dr Pockles,

    I am starting to really think you are deranged. Some of the shit you says doesnt even make sense. Sure, you will come back in here this afternoon and just say you were drunk and spewing. The points where I eviscerate you, well you will simply just overlook those. Your act is tired. Your rants arent even funny anymore. Your formatting is even stolen. Its like you are this shell of a formerly great poster. I mean take this thread. In the past you would have had the whole posse swinging from your nuts. But now, we all just laugh at you. You've become a caricature, a joke, etc

    Vegas is seemingly over our little disagreement- why arent you? You are chilling in paradise, mad and posting about me? You're apparently SUPER MAD for some reason. Im on your mind, im in your head. Ive got you spinning. Tight life

    Your material is old and lame and also inaccurate. You called me marshmallow, you called me overweight, you said I have high blood pressure. Literally none of that is true. I've lost over 50lbs since last summer. My blood pressure was never high to begin with. You know all of this because you read all my posts, hell you read every post on this forum, like an obsessed teenage girlfriend. But the fact is you have no material. There is nothing you can say about me. You are a broken record. You're also a circus animal. Literally everyone reads your posts and just watches the dumpster fire that is your life. We all just laugh at you

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    It appears that the good doctor got a tingle deep in the pockles from all of the attention that Jasep has been getting.
    Don't troll for attention, you're 50..
    nice response time
    It took him 14 mins to respond to you; you responded to him in 3. So who's tilting? Who's spinning like a monkey?

    I haven't paid close enough attention to his posts
    Translation- you've read every single one multiple times. What you really mean is you cant remember much because you're brain dead

    Quote Originally Posted by Pockles
    oh and have fun starting more threads about me you lame fuck
    Only a "special" moron writes this in a thread he started about someone else...........

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    broke ass attention whore
    project much? Literally one of your most transparent forum qualities. Everything you type is seemingly a projection about yourself. I do like how you've had about 20 posts in this thread and have yet to refute that you are broke. Its ok, mommy's Western Union should arrive shortly

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    I put a couple hundred back on Stars today
    Meaning you busted right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Caricature
    props to jsearles for the spread sheets and the pool
    Thanks buddy
    Quote Originally Posted by Drunk Marty
    quit running spreadsheets for the Masters
    Huh?


    In closing, Marty, I dont have any hatred towards you. Believe it or not, I actually hope you bink another tournament. Its good forum fodder. Thats all your life has become though. I'll say it again because i have to repeat things to get them to sink into your alcohol soaked brain. We all just come here to laugh at you. You no longer "bring the hits" or "provide premium content". Now you are just the guy we all laugh at. Everyone has someone on their Facebook simply because they're a trainwreck and its fun to watch. You're that guy here. You're a 50 year old dude who thinks its cool to brag about getting hammered drunk and passing out in your own vomit. I did that in college, but then I grew up. Whats college you ask? Nevermind, thats a topic for another day.

    Your worst quality these days on the forums is that you just repeat shit over and over. We know Bottomset didnt go to Perth. But you're psychotic about it. Do you really think that replying to every single post he makes for years asking about Perth means you owned him? Because it doesnt. You just look petty, juvenile, lacking of content, and obsessed. You know how you claim people are obsessed with you? But you are obsessed with the forums. You constantly say this place is a worthless shithole, all the posters blow balls, etc but you keep coming back. You keep trying to win the title. I literally could make a list of posters here, and then type out your responses for you. Its old, its tired, its boring.

    These days, to me, you only have one redeeming quality. Its when you call people white bread. I have some odd affinity for that. It doesnt make sense, i cant explain it. But every time you call someone white bread as an insult I laugh. I dont know if you're serious, I cant decide if you really think its an insult. But I laugh

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    LOL

    try caring more

    oh and....





















































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    I also love how Pockles creates threads like these and trolls my WSOP BAP thread (even after I specifically asked people not to do that), and then whines about how I let people troll him and do nothing to stop it.

    It might be funny if this were an intentional act of being a psychotic hypocrite, but Pockles really believes he's being victimized by trolls here, and has done nothing to bring it upon himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I also love how Pockles creates threads like these and trolls my WSOP BAP thread (even after I specifically asked people not to do that), and then whines about how I let people troll him and do nothing to stop it.

    It might be funny if this were an intentional act of being a psychotic hypocrite, but Pockles really believes he's being victimized by trolls here, and has done nothing to bring it upon himself.


    send me more PM's whining like a bitch Rainman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I also love how Pockles creates threads like these and trolls my WSOP BAP thread (even after I specifically asked people not to do that), and then whines about how I let people troll him and do nothing to stop it.

    It might be funny if this were an intentional act of being a psychotic hypocrite, but Pockles really believes he's being victimized by trolls here, and has done nothing to bring it upon himself.


    send me more PM's whining like a bitch Rainman

    Do you literally wake up to tequila or is this the angry hungover pre-drinking phase?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post



    send me more PM's whining like a bitch Rainman

    Do you literally wake up to tequila or is this the angry hungover pre-drinking phase?
    Yes
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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