Tyde wants to post how the greatest golfer of our life is done. So I thought I would check out Tyde's recent results. These are all facts. Since February 3rd, Tyde is -$2522.61 on Pokerstars tournaments, not counting any rebuys or add ons. So this number is likely -$3000ish. We all know he dumped a shit ton of money on "sweet electronics" and a 30 year old Jeep. His latest 21 year old beach bunny exploit is costing him cash as well obviously. He dumped $160 one day because he wanted to drive drunk. Tyde admitted after his epic $40K run that he was down to $15K after paying off past debts and what not. Now he has lost $3000 online, minimum. Given living expenses and what not, I feel its safe and fair to declare him to be flat broke. And none of these numbers even includes the obvious chunks he spewed off in cash games.
We all bantered about how long it would take, so I just feel like its only appropriate to put an end to this. It was under 60 days. Hell of a run kid, but its over. Now its back to being a broke n-word, skipping out on your lease, traipsing all over Mexico, and waiting for the mommy Western Union to show up.
A sure tell sign that hes busted? He hasnt even played on Pokerstars since March 25th. And that day his final tournaments were a $2 and $3. He's done. Its over.
I will say at least it wasnt all for naught. Got some past debt cleared. Got the Jeep. Got a 40" Sanyo TV we all had in 1998. So at least theres that. Its a good thing you pre paid some rent too, otherwise you would be living in said Jeep.
So much fucking Gold just replacing these recent posts with Tyde instead of Tiger:
LOL @ Tyde trying to fall asleep tonight realizing his career legacy as a champion is disintegratingTyde lost his edge
no way he competes anymore to winno fucking way he composes himself to win another tournament considering the level of competitionnot a chance in hell he wins another tournament
he blew it
fuck Tyde
you missed brofuck you Tyde
yea nap that shit out bro
enjoy coming up shortI realize I have stated this several times already , but no fucking way Tyde takes down another tournament
bet the farm