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    I remember when split was going to but an rv and drive around fucking Boris members. That was a good plan.

     
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      sonatine: never forget
      
      splitthis: I never said fuck I said meet and that will still happen just not yet

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    "A skank is a skank is a skunk"


     
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      splitthis: Guilty
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Not all women are looking for Mr. Right. Sometimes they might just want a little company for the evening.
    That's why Olfalo created "Hey, You!" Just one whiff does the trick, for those occasions when you can't afford to be subtle.

    "Hey, You!" The scent you can't ignore.....

    "Hey, You!"
    for that special someone you never expect to see again.

     
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      thesparten: point made
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Inbox me tits and other privates. Maybe I'll hitch down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    Inbox me tits and other privates. Maybe I'll hitch down.

     
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      WillieMcFML: owl rep
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Then inbox me yours, Jayce.

     
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      sonatine: god fine

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    Cool

    Getting back to the subject of this thread splitthis--Flipper_Fair is available and always willing to help out.

     
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      splitthis: Ff is not a random

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamGreek View Post
    Getting back to the suIbject of this thread splitthis--Flipper_Fair is available and always willing to help out.
    I'm sorry splitthis. I just wanted to offer some advice and perhaps a dinner and a couple of drinks if you ever came to new York. I'm sorry the r.v. won't fit, lol.. It was not my intent to be crude or rude. Still on a learning curve for forum educate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    you should def get out and fuck a random
    in the interim if watching me bust a load via webcam while you bash yourself with a vibrator interests you please contact me.
    Can we restart the thread from here please.

     
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      smithbk: when the timing is right
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    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    I think we have a full table.

    Dating Game on PFA Radio. Starring Splithis

    thesparten Badguy flipperfair

     
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      splitthis: Randoms only

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    Snowtracks could also be a great contestant.

     
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      splitthis: PFA is my escape victim will be strange

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I think we have a full table.

    Dating Game on PFA Radio. Starring Splithis

    thesparten Badguy flipperfair
    Splitthis, I know for obvious reasons you are not going to post a picture, but please tell us the celebrity you most resemble so we can at least fantasize about it.

     
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      splitthis: Darryl Hannah

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    my body is ready

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I think we have a full table.

    Dating Game on PFA Radio. Starring Splithis

    thesparten Badguy flipperfair
    Splitthis, I know for obvious reasons you are not going to post a picture, but please tell us the celebrity you most resemble so we can at least fantasize about it.
    My read?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithbk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Splitthis, I know for obvious reasons you are not going to post a picture, but please tell us the celebrity you most resemble so we can at least fantasize about it.
    My read?
     
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    Try blonde with very nice legs.

     
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      smithbk: I Yield to My Learned Brother

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by smithbk View Post

    My read?
     
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    Try blonde with very nice legs.
    ship the pics

    you have everything

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    I thought the only two people to see splitthis were wrenchjockey and (gasp) Bryan Micon.

     
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      splitthis: Wrenchypoo has my permission to post whatever pics I sent him

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    This thread is pissing me off, actually. I am going to make a thesparten containment thread.

    thesparten is still welcome to post here, and he's not restricted in any way, but I am going to move any off-topic stuff he posts there, as well as any fighting involving him.

     
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      smithbk: druff but fair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    This thread is pissing me off, actually. I am going to make a thesparten containment thread.

    thesparten is still welcome to post here, and he's not restricted in any way, but I am going to move any off-topic stuff he posts there, as well as any fighting involving him.
    LOL... Good luck with that.

    Sounds like a full time job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post

    Try blonde with very nice legs.
    ship the pics

    you have everything

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