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    *** Official Serious Business Chess Thread ***

    Lets bless this ship with some Nakamura porn.

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Not trying to derail, but the first time I saw that title, I read it in my brain as business chess thread. Was hoping this might have been about corporate espionage.

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    honestly id read that thread.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    sonatine is a sweetheart

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    I thought this thread was about cheese then i saw the video and was glad i did miss read the thread title.

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    I think cheese and charcuterie have a place here.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Lets bless this ship with some Nakamura porn.

    Please repost with narrator who doesn;t sound like he is dying of COPD

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    5th May 2015?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    5th May 2015?
    Tine is from the future

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    How do you think I know bitcoins are donkdown?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    HOW TO ACTIVATE YOUR BISHOP.

    1.g4 e5
    2.Bg2 Nc6
    3.c4 Bc5
    4.Nc3 d6
    5.h3 Qh4
    6.Ne4 Bb6
    7.d4 Nxd4
    8.Bg5 (!) Nc2+
    9.Qxc2 Bxf2+
    10.Kf1
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I dont typically fly business class

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    Fast forward through this pillow talk and just issue the challenge 'tine.

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    I need to realize there is more to this world other than the Ruy Lopez opening

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    HOW TO ACTIVATE YOUR BISHOP.

    1.g4 e5
    2.Bg2 Nc6
    3.c4 Bc5
    4.Nc3 d6
    5.h3 Qh4
    6.Ne4 Bb6
    7.d4 Nxd4
    8.Bg5 (!) Nc2+
    9.Qxc2 Bxf2+
    10.Kf1


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    Kingscrusher videos are good but Mato Jelic is the goat afaic when it comes to instructional chess videos, he has the best voice for it.

    The only games I like watching are the ones involving Mikhail Tal - the king of sacrifices - it's more entertaining to watch than anything.




     
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    Jim Savage had an amazing cable access chess show in NYC circa 2003, shit was toiiiiiight.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Back in 1986 PBS ran a live broadcast of Kasparov vs Karpov that I demanded that stayed up to watch (third grade). My parents were so stunned they said yes. The broadcast was a whiteboard with chess pieces with two poker nerds and a fax machine that got the moves as they happened.

    Lots changed in 30 years.

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    I miss the epic Karpov vs. Kasparov battles of the 80s and 90s
    Golden chess times...

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    Jesus Christ... America's top seed in the US Chess Open just got dq'd for taking notes during a match.


    It's not entirely that simple, of course.. he was in the middle of an emotional breakdown after being literally assaulted by his estranged biological mother, who was shipped to the tournament to ambush him by the Webster college chess coach he parted ways with acrimoniously when he dropped out of school. He had been warned not to take notes twice and the third time, they dq'd him.

    ST. LOUIS – The U.S. Chess Championship tournament went from bad to horrible for Minnetonka’s Grandmaster Wesley So as he forfeited his game Friday for a rules violation.

    The incident, which rocked the national championship competition, led him — and the Minnetonka family that has taken him in like a son — to reveal a tale of what the family called an ambush by his estranged mother on the eve of the tournament, an incident that created stress and distraction that threw him off his game.

    “There are personal problems in my family,” So said after the forfeit. “Trying to fix them during this tournament caused a lot of stress and tension. It diverted a lot of energy from the board when I should be focusing on my game.”

    So, the world’s No. 8 player, had lost three of his eight games before Friday’s forfeit.

    The rules violation occurred only minutes after the ninth round began, when So was forfeited by the chief arbiter for writing a note to himself on his score sheet. Chess rules forbid a player from writing notes or anything other than the moves of the game, or things like a draw offer.

    So said he had written a reminder to double-check and triple-check variations. He said it’s something he’s done before, including in this tournament. The arbiter said he had warned So twice earlier in the event that the notes were against the rules and that a subsequent violation would result in a forfeit.

    As the shock over the forfeit reverberated at the Chess Club and Scholastic Center of St. Louis, the Minnetonka family that So lives with said it was time to explain publicly what has been behind his poor performance in the event.

    Lotis Key and her husband, Renato Kabigting, took So, a 21-year-old Filipino, into their home last October after So decided to drop out of Webster University in suburban St. Louis, where he had a chess scholarship. He had just won the $100,000 first prize at the inaugural Millionaire Chess Open, and he wanted to pursue a chess career full time.

    The decision to drop out did not sit well with So’s mother, with whom he’s had a difficult relationship since at least his midteens, when his parents and siblings moved from the Philippines to Canada. So stayed behind.

    According to Key, So’s mother and aunt came to St. Louis and contacted So minutes after his arrival at a hotel. Key said they began, in strident encounters over the course of several days, to insist that he return to college or face losing complete contact with his family, including his sisters. At one point, So’s mother and aunt confronted him outside the chess club after his game, trying to grab his arm and yelling at him when he wouldn’t go with them to talk, according to Key and So. That led to an apology by So to the club for the scene, and a request that the mother and aunt be banned from the tournament site.

    So’s mother, Eleanor So, could not be reached for comment.

    Key said So’s mother admitted to her that So’s former chess coach at Webster had a hand in her trip to St. Louis to confront her son, including reserving a hotel room for her.

    Key and So said the former coach, Paul Truong, was angry over losing one of the world’s top players from his team when So left Webster. “Wesley fell apart after that, knowing that his own biological family was working with his worst enemy,” Key said. “Paul will never forgive Wesley for leaving Webster.”

    Key said that “three adults conspired to destroy a kid.”

    Truong acknowledged that he had e-mail contact with So’s mother about a month before the tournament in which “she asked me if she could come down.” He said he replied that the tournament was open to anyone to watch. But he denied reserving a room or otherwise engineering their trip, saying that Key’s allegations are “absolutely 100 percent false” and that Key is manufacturing excuses for So’s losses.

    Truong is well-known in chess circles as both the coach of the standout Webster chess team and for the messy legal dispute over the 2007 election for the U.S. Chess Federation executive board. After the election, a federation official posted a report saying that Truong almost certainly was the person who tried to bring disrepute upon a rival candidate by putting up fake Internet postings under that candidate’s name. Truong denied any wrongdoing at the time. But as suits and countersuits were settled, Truong’s chess federation membership was revoked and he left the board.

    Meanwhile, So’s forfeit drops him into a four-way tie for fifth through eighth place. The tournament resumes Saturday and concludes Sunday, which can’t come soon enough for So. “Nothing is going right for me in this tournament,” he said. “I’ll be glad when it’s over. … There’ll be other U.S. championships. My goal for next year will be to win it.”
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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