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    Justin Bieber Roast

    probably one of the the funniest roasts yet. If yall haven't seen doit.
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    You quite possibly are the most overrated poster on this forum, for years.

    I really wish you would go away.

    Sounds like your neurotic boyfriend is the sane one after all.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    You quite possibly are the most overrated poster on this forum, for years.

    I really wish you would go away.

    Sounds like your neurotic boyfriend is the sane one after all.
    Tonyyyy time to go in the bathroom, run the water to cover your Groany noises,beat off into mamas towel to rid yourself of pent up aggression.

     
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    It was funny. Good group. I hated how they'd pan to Luda and watch him awkwardly disapprove of jokes about himself. Shaq takes it perfectly, just laugh until you cry


    Martha Stewart was great, and Snoop was great to make fun of. When one of them said he looked like a retired WNBA player I almost lost it.

    Overall solid, cameo by Ron Burgandy was top top too. Could've done without the end sad part though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    You quite possibly are the most overrated poster on this forum, for years.

    I really wish you would go away.

    Sounds like your neurotic boyfriend is the sane one after all.



    Jesus Christ almighty

    bottomset/tony/seth/robbie benson fan etc etc etc you fucking suck at life, posting, and probably everything else in between




     
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    Any roast without Amy Schumer is going to be pretty lackluster. Also I hear they went super softball on Biebs, which is simply bullshit.
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    Was great, Martha Stewart poppin' off racist jokes left and right. Sonatine listening to rubes again.

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    So its a Biebs roast but Martha is popping racial jokes at the peanut gallery... and you dont see how thats kinda bullshit?

    The whole thing is a PR dicksuck designed to rehabilitate Justin's image.

     
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    It would have been better if he was shirtless.

    This is obv PR stunt, and clearly set borderlines prior to the show about the content.


    Dave Chappelle cameo was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    This is obv PR stunt, and clearly set borderlines prior to the show about the content.

    Probably why Amy Schumer did not attend, that bitch's fangs have fangs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    So its a Biebs roast but Martha is popping racial jokes at the peanut gallery... and you dont see how thats kinda bullshit?

    The whole thing is a PR dicksuck designed to rehabilitate Justin's image.
    I won't let the staged premise kill the fun of it. That's your area. I don't wish to work with those people any longer so my reasons for why I hate that world just fall away like water off a ducks back.

    And you haven't seen it so basically you are screaming 'my eyes' when you're already blind.

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    Right, sorry, I didnt mean to 'kill the fun' of a staged PR event on Comedy Central designed to humanize Justin Beiber, because clearly it was for a noble purpose and not just to help him break out of the tween market now that he has pubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Right, sorry, I didnt mean to 'kill the fun' of a staged PR event on Comedy Central designed to humanize Justin Beiber, because clearly it was for a noble purpose and not just to help him break out of the tween market now that he has pubes.
    I don't think it worked. Nobody has said anything along the lines of 'he's the next Timberlake'. But honestly Kevin Hart got crucified. Giant Shaq dick jokes never get old either. Maybe have a few beers before you press play.

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    Not to put too fine a point on it but I'm just not the type to tune into a Justin Beiber event that isnt presided over by a judge, and I dont think any amount of beer is going to change that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Not to put too fine a point on it but I'm just not the type to tune into a Justin Beiber event that isnt presided over by a judge, and I dont think any amount of beer is going to change that.
    Well I sure as hell wouldn't waste any good Scotch on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Right, sorry, I didnt mean to 'kill the fun' of a staged PR event on Comedy Central designed to humanize Justin Beiber, because clearly it was for a noble purpose and not just to help him break out of the tween market now that he has pubes.
    Beiber has pubes? Guess that makes him too old for OSA.

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    Was easily the worst roast I've ever seen.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avon Barksdale View Post
    Was easily the worst roast I've ever seen.
    Seriously lacking in this gentleman:

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    Have a quicky: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aeb...he-brown-bunny

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    I kinda want to give Amy Schumer the goofballs now

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