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    Chiesa decisions RDA & Dos Santos gets TKO'd by Blaydes.

    JDS looked terrible.
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    Espn is playing an 11 hr marathon today of the best UFC fights ever

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Jones is just bored

    Jon Jones driving around hammered with an open bottle of Masvidal's new mezcal tequila while firing off rounds, during a pandemic. You can't even make this shit up

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    more like the jewman race RIGHT TODGE AMIRITE ill hang up and listen

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    Looks like Tony-Khabib is off again, for the 5th time.

    UFC told Khabib fight was 100% not happening in America, 99% happening in Abu Dhabi or someplace like that Khabib goes to leave AKA and head to Abu Dhabi, finds out they are closing their borders so if he gets in, nobody else will, and then he won;t be able to leave. So, Khabib goes home to Dagestan, then Russia closes their borders in and out, like pretty much everywhere else in the world.

    Of course, Dana won;t cancel anything unless at literal gunpoint it seems, and even then maybe not. But the new aim is something like Tony v Gaethje.

    https://www.mmafighting.com/2020/3/3...-or-without-me


     
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    Jones got off light again. Not a huge surprise.

    1 year probation, 90 days outpatient treatment, fines, fees and some community service

    Open alcohol dropped
    No proof of insurance dropped
    Negligent use of a deadly weapon dropped.


    No big deal.

    Edit : I see in another story he also got 4 days house arrest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Jones got off light again. Not a huge surprise.

    1 year probation, 90 days outpatient treatment, fines, fees and some community service

    Open alcohol dropped
    No proof of insurance dropped
    Negligent use of a deadly weapon dropped.


    No big deal.
    Is that a standard outcome for a plea deal or did he get the rich guys treatment?

    Dana White seems determined to follow through with UFC 249 as Crowe mentioned. Conspiracy theory - MMA news media have fuck all to report on so they're motivating Dana by writing nasty daily articles about him and his stubbornness to follow through on the card. Obviously a terrible idea to do the fight card but selfishly I want it.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post

    Is that a standard outcome for a plea deal or did he get the rich guys treatment?
    He always gets local hero/rich guy treatment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
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    Is that a standard outcome for a plea deal or did he get the rich guys treatment?
    He always gets local hero/rich guy treatment.
    That, and apparently, the cop had a history of racist fuckery

    So I am sure the local NM DA (who probably has Jones' lawyers on speed dial at this point) called them up to make a deal as if Jones were to fight a longer sentence, it would save the city some embarrassment. Also could be due to COVID; many states are just not going after non violent offenders with vigor at the moment.
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    remember a few years ago when a "prominent Las Vegas businessman" was involved in a sex-tape extortion case, and the court wouldn't allow the name, or even the initials to be released? http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...l=1#post476272

    It was Dana.

    https://www.reviewjournal.com/invest...-case-1999477/

    UFC President Dana White was named in a lawsuit filed late Friday as the alleged prominent Las Vegas businessman victimized in a $200,000 sex-tape extortion.

    His name was included in the Clark County District Court suit filed against White by the man who served time for the sensational crime.
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    The man charged in the extortion scheme, Ernesto Joshua Ramos, ended up pleading guilty in federal court and served a 366-day prison sentence.

    Ramos on Friday accused White in his suit of breaking a deal in April 2016 to pay him $450,000 in return for not disclosing White’s name after the criminal case closed.
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    The civil suit, prepared by Las Vegas attorney Ian Christopherson, claims White and his lawyers offered Ramos money during the criminal case to persuade him to plead guilty. But the suit said they did not come through with any cash after he admitted in court to the crime.

    “The actions of White were fraudulent, oppressive and designed to encourage Ramos to plead guilty so he could negotiate a substantial settlement, which would prevent the disclosure of his actions at trial for the personal benefit of White and his related businesses and interest,” the suit alleges.

     
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    Not surprising news about Dana and strippers/hookers, he comes across as such a slime ball.

    Gaethje vs Ferguson 'official' for UFC 249. If they pull it off that's a fantastic fight, the two most exciting guys in the division in my opinion. Still haven't heard about venue and the rest of the card.

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    is it even slimy tho?

    like look at the pile of cash uncle fester is sitting on. is it really such a sin for him to want to know exactly where he stands with his pussy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    is it even slimy tho?

    like look at the pile of cash uncle fester is sitting on. is it really such a sin for him to want to know exactly where he stands with his pussy?
    Not sure how his wife feels about it, if she's ok with it and he's worth hundreds of millions I suppose he has to pay for the odd stripper to travel with him. I'm sure he wasn't a hit with the ladies pre UFC days.

    UFC hasn't announced the city or venue, suspicious they still won't get this thing done. Rest of the card announced and while it doesn't have huge names I think the card looks great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    remember a few years ago when a "prominent Las Vegas businessman" was involved in a sex-tape extortion case, and the court wouldn't allow the name, or even the initials to be released? http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...l=1#post476272

    It was Dana.

    https://www.reviewjournal.com/invest...-case-1999477/

    UFC President Dana White was named in a lawsuit filed late Friday as the alleged prominent Las Vegas businessman victimized in a $200,000 sex-tape extortion.

    His name was included in the Clark County District Court suit filed against White by the man who served time for the sensational crime.
    ......
    The man charged in the extortion scheme, Ernesto Joshua Ramos, ended up pleading guilty in federal court and served a 366-day prison sentence.

    Ramos on Friday accused White in his suit of breaking a deal in April 2016 to pay him $450,000 in return for not disclosing White’s name after the criminal case closed.
    ......
    The civil suit, prepared by Las Vegas attorney Ian Christopherson, claims White and his lawyers offered Ramos money during the criminal case to persuade him to plead guilty. But the suit said they did not come through with any cash after he admitted in court to the crime.

    “The actions of White were fraudulent, oppressive and designed to encourage Ramos to plead guilty so he could negotiate a substantial settlement, which would prevent the disclosure of his actions at trial for the personal benefit of White and his related businesses and interest,” the suit alleges.
    Not surprising, he was the leader in the clubhouse when this thing got announced far back

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post
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    is it even slimy tho?

    like look at the pile of cash uncle fester is sitting on. is it really such a sin for him to want to know exactly where he stands with his pussy?
    Not sure how his wife feels about it, if she's ok with it and he's worth hundreds of millions I suppose he has to pay for the odd stripper to travel with him. I'm sure he wasn't a hit with the ladies pre UFC days.

    UFC hasn't announced the city or venue, suspicious they still won't get this thing done. Rest of the card announced and while it doesn't have huge names I think the card looks great.

    great point, i wonder where she lands with all this.

    that he fucked ronda rousey is a plot twist that i totally cant factor into this properly but somehow i know it fits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peter mcneil View Post

    Not sure how his wife feels about it, if she's ok with it and he's worth hundreds of millions I suppose he has to pay for the odd stripper to travel with him. I'm sure he wasn't a hit with the ladies pre UFC days.

    UFC hasn't announced the city or venue, suspicious they still won't get this thing done. Rest of the card announced and while it doesn't have huge names I think the card looks great.

    great point, i wonder where she lands with all this.

    that he fucked ronda rousey is a plot twist that i totally cant factor into this properly but somehow i know it fits.
    My theory on Rousey and White. She fucked him to get womens MMA into the UFC and it just happened to take off. Not long before she fought, White said no woman would ever fight for the UFC. That lay was worth 10's of millions to Rousey.

     
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