**Official UFC thread**

[Shizzmoney]

Neither Jones nor Lesnar are being fined by the UFC.

Because... *spins wheel*.... "lol why not" apparently.

pretty sure the UFC never fines their fighters over drug tests when there's a commission involved who will. Bones didn't fight, so not sure why he would be fined, and Nevada will take hundreds of thousands from Brock.

I think Nevada can fine up to 500k.

BTW, Mark Hunt is the man:

"I'll go and work somewhere else," Hunt said. "Like I said, I don't give a shit. If we've got to sue their asses, well then fuck you, you're going to get sued. You scummy cunts. The problem is everyone these days, ‘man, I want to get into the UFC.' Fuck the UFC. You're shit. You motherfuckers don't look after nobody.

"We'll let this fucking white piece of shit fucking stick needles in his ass and say, ‘oh, he's going to take us all the way to the fucking bank.' Let's give him fucking millions of dollars and not worry about this motherfucker. You know what? Fuck that and fuck your shit company. Look at that for a contract. You can sue me on that, motherfuckers."

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/25...-f-k-your-sh-t

Sadly, UFC is probably going to keep Hunt in MMA Purgatory and not just let him jump to Rizin/WSOF/Bellator

[Crowe Diddly]

Sadly, UFC is probably going to keep Hunt in MMA Purgatory and not just let him jump to Rizin/WSOF/Bellator

But that's the funniest part of all this, no? The UFC is on a whole 'nother level with the drug testing than EVERYONE ELSE, they just don't pay for express service. They've given USADA 100% control of testing, and the body count is adding up fairly spectacularly. Worked out shitty for Mark Hunt, yeah, but Jon Jones failed just before ufc 200 and was pulled from the main event of the "biggest card of all time" (still one of the biggest of all time w/out him, but probably even bigger & better w/him).

Bellator's body count is a bit different, as they have dudes failing tests in states that don't give a fuck so they can return in 3 months, with the added bonus of kimbo and dada's spectacular regulatory and promotional bedshitting. I mean, one guy claimed to have died twice in the fight and is still in pretty bad shape to this day, and the other guy failed for roids in the spring & STILL was booked for the london show that just went off, but happened to ACTUALLY DIE a month or 2 beforehand because his heart was the size of a volkswagen & couldn't handle the workload anymore.

Rizin. LOL.

wsof? at least the other companies pay real money.

[Shizzmoney]

Bellator's body count is a bit different, as they have dudes failing tests in states that don't give a fuck so they can return in 3 months, with the added bonus of kimbo and dada's spectacular regulatory and promotional bedshitting. I mean, one guy claimed to have died twice in the fight and is still in pretty bad shape to this day, and the other guy failed for roids in the spring & STILL was booked for the london show that just went off, but happened to ACTUALLY DIE a month or 2 beforehand because his heart was the size of a volkswagen & couldn't handle the workload anymore.

It really is amazing what Bellator did; what fail by them.

[BeerAndPoker]

Joe Rogan said on his most recent JRE that he signed on for one more year with a limited schedule. No more International cards and UFC on FOX stuff.

Lots of MMA talk in this one about recent events:

[sonatine]

Does he talk about his fawning regurgitation of the Brock Is Clean myth?

[shortbuspoker]

I know that taking a banned substance is illegal even if you don't know it, but what are the odds that Mendes greys that 2 years cut down if his prescription plaque psoriasis drug story is true?

[Crowe Diddly]

I know that taking a banned substance is illegal even if you don't know it, but what are the odds that Mendes greys that 2 years cut down if his prescription plaque psoriasis drug story is true?

0%. He admitted use, and the suspension has already been handed down.

[FPS_Russia]

Interesting interview but
Tuckers comment at 2:35
Alex agrees with him.
I agree with him
I'd say 98% (mumbles?) of this forum would agree with his observation
I'd say 90% of the general public would agree as well
It's really weird.


Tucker's on the Alex Jones show, mkayyy. Tuckers a bit dif than when he's shilling on the msm.

Bernie's people are nice and Hillary's people are lobbyists, talk about out of touch

[Shizzmoney]

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I think the fight is unbettable but if I had a gun to my head, I'd pick Lawler.

[Ricky]

Connor to retire after Nate??

WTF?

What gives?

[sonatine]

Yeah, Im just glad Ill be getting dece odds on Lawler.

[Crowe Diddly]

Connor to retire after Nate??

WTF?

What gives?

wtf you talking about? I mean, no, obviously he won't retire after Nate, but where are getting this from?

[simpdog]

anyone watching ufc 201 tonight?

[Crowe Diddly]

anyone watching ufc 201 tonight?

just turning it on now. Crazy that Nikita Krylov might have 5 wins in a row in the UFC after this bout with the glacial Herman.

I mean, dude was nutso crazy bad but fun not that long ago. Now he's in pretty rarefied territory if he pulls this off. Which he probably will.

[Shizzmoney]

I'm 1-1 so far tonight. Hardest card to bet on in a while....probably why its been so much fun.

[simpdog]

Just turning it on for the main card here now too.

Tried to look at earlier results on Wikipedia and they are all blank. Are all the nerds who watch UFC out playing Pokemon Go instead of updating Wiki pages?

[Buck Nasty]

Any good links?

NV: http://singidunum.us/wlive06.html

[sonatine]

Just turning it on for the main card here now too.

Tried to look at earlier results on Wikipedia and they are all blank. Are all the nerds who watch UFC out playing Pokemon Go instead of updating Wiki pages?

sherdog usually has extremely good staff pvp's for all these events. jordan breen is pretty much the only reason that sites still alive at this point.

[simpdog]

Decent first round to start the card off.

Little bit of post-horn activity too, can't wait to see what happens round 2.

[Daly]

Yeah, Im just glad Ill be getting dece odds on Lawler.

I'm not saying the lean is wrong but I have a personal policy of avoiding going against steam moves like that.

More often than not sombody knows something.