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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    It's almost like fighters do better (and have more power) when they cut less weight.
    Thats some great posting Dave
    Slava Ukraini!

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    What in the holy hell. Tell me this is a damn early April Fools joke by McGregor. Seriously??

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    gotta devote time to defending those sex crime charges

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    Two year suspension handed down by USADA for TJ Dillashaw for EPO usage.

    http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/2...-years-epo-use


    "I'm quite familiar with EPO from my days investigating professional cycling teams," UFC vice president of athlete health and performance Jeff Novitzky told ESPN. "It's a very effective substance. It's not a substance you find in contaminated supplements; it's injectable only. You have to know what you're doing when it enters your system.

    "On a scale of seriousness in anti-doping, it's up near the top."
    I use to like him but he can go fuck off forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Two year suspension handed down by USADA for TJ Dillashaw for EPO usage.

    http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/2...-years-epo-use


    "I'm quite familiar with EPO from my days investigating professional cycling teams," UFC vice president of athlete health and performance Jeff Novitzky told ESPN. "It's a very effective substance. It's not a substance you find in contaminated supplements; it's injectable only. You have to know what you're doing when it enters your system.

    "On a scale of seriousness in anti-doping, it's up near the top."
    I use to like him but he can go fuck off forever.
    The ironic thing making it worse was he failed the test during the fight night test when he got his ass handed to him by Cejudo.. So not only did he get beat down by him he cheated to do it.. Imagine the bullet Dana just dodged though.. If Dillashaw had won it would've been a major fucking mess with Cejudo then having the right to say give me my belt back like they did with DC when Jones got popped for the umpteenth time for doing shit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    he can go fuck off forever.

    two years of downtime at this point in his career is essentially a death sentence, so problem solved.
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    i hate interim titles but those 2 title fights were great.
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    I guess I always assumed dropping someone straight on their head was an illegal move. Guess I was wrong. Rose won 98% of that fight, then got dropped literally.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    I guess I always assumed dropping someone straight on their head was an illegal move. Guess I was wrong. Rose won 98% of that fight, then got dropped literally.

    Rose had the option to alter position and defend the slam. This stipulation is in the unified rules. Makes what we saw legal.
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    Had Aldo- who by all accounts was just there for a paycheck,

    Silva-Bro- you're 44. If you cant take 4 or 5 leg kicks before you crumple like a sack of potatoes as if you dislocated you knee, hang it the fuck up. Seriously.

    Rose- Almost every Brazilian lost yesterday, except this fucking bitch. Unreal. Rose is lucky she isn't paralyzed from the neck down.

    0-3. Time to Double or nothing on Sixers tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Had Aldo- who by all accounts was just there for a paycheck,

    Silva-Bro- you're 44. If you cant take 4 or 5 leg kicks before you crumple like a sack of potatoes as if you dislocated you knee, hang it the fuck up. Seriously.

    Rose- Almost every Brazilian lost yesterday, except this fucking bitch. Unreal. Rose is lucky she isn't paralyzed from the neck down.

    0-3. Time to Double or nothing on Sixers tonight.

    just seen a stat on espn: silva first 16 fights 16-0 last 7 1-6

    could there be a worse decision than being a professional fighter after say 35 years old? you're no longer any good and your body takes the abuse much harder. be better off partying doing coke for 10 years talking about how bad ass u used to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Had Aldo- who by all accounts was just there for a paycheck,

    Silva-Bro- you're 44. If you cant take 4 or 5 leg kicks before you crumple like a sack of potatoes as if you dislocated you knee, hang it the fuck up. Seriously.

    Rose- Almost every Brazilian lost yesterday, except this fucking bitch. Unreal. Rose is lucky she isn't paralyzed from the neck down.

    0-3. Time to Double or nothing on Sixers tonight.

    just seen a stat on espn: silva first 16 fights 16-0 last 7 1-6

    could there be a worse decision than being a professional fighter after say 35 years old? you're no longer any good and your body takes the abuse much harder. be better off partying doing coke for 10 years talking about how bad ass u used to be

    If you seen the damage he has taken throughout his career, it has been minimal, all things considered.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesidedish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Had Aldo- who by all accounts was just there for a paycheck,

    Silva-Bro- you're 44. If you cant take 4 or 5 leg kicks before you crumple like a sack of potatoes as if you dislocated you knee, hang it the fuck up. Seriously.

    Rose- Almost every Brazilian lost yesterday, except this fucking bitch. Unreal. Rose is lucky she isn't paralyzed from the neck down.

    0-3. Time to Double or nothing on Sixers tonight.

    just seen a stat on espn: silva first 16 fights 16-0 last 7 1-6

    could there be a worse decision than being a professional fighter after say 35 years old? you're no longer any good and your body takes the abuse much harder. be better off partying doing coke for 10 years talking about how bad ass u used to be

    its wild how he coincidentally started losing fights immediately after USADA started their new testing regime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    just seen a stat on espn: silva first 16 fights 16-0 last 7 1-6

    could there be a worse decision than being a professional fighter after say 35 years old? you're no longer any good and your body takes the abuse much harder. be better off partying doing coke for 10 years talking about how bad ass u used to be

    its wild how he coincidentally started losing fights immediately after USADA started their new testing regime.

    THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

     
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    machida just retired chael
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    machida just retired chael
    Those knees lol

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    I think it will be over this time for Chael but wtf knows he's retired how many times now?

    Also, I'll leave this here.


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    so basically bare knuckle fighting is extremely a thing now and pretty much all the aging washouts are turning to it because bills and adrenaline addiction.


    which is bad enough but predictably the 'first to market' owners are all absolute crooks.





    but yeah this shit isnt going anywhere apparently.
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