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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
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    Nunes vs Gabi Garcia at catchweight, who's in? #freakshow

    Amanda isn't a Japanese grandma so no way that fight happens. But then again who woulda thought Amanda could destroy Cyborg in less than a minute. So I guess pretty much anything is possible other than gare doing more than 5 pushups.
    If it was pushups on his dads face he might be able to. . As for CSAC not knowing it was just before Christmas holidays this came down they probably just rubber stamped the shit because nobody wanted to do their job and just ASSuMEd it was all on the up and up. Besides CA saw millions in sanctioning fees and tax money to the State Tax Coffers to help with their year end shortfall.
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    im seeing absolutely zero coverage of this CSAC 'we had no idea' jones test thing.
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    Found a rogue video of the Amanda Cyborg fight. Ok but itís a damn good approximation even in the genders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    im seeing absolutely zero coverage of this CSAC 'we had no idea' jones test thing.
    Well screen shot news came from MMA media source and that quote supposedly came from UFC VP Novitsky. Although Iím pretty sure Dana told him to STFU also after his one comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ftpjesus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    im seeing absolutely zero coverage of this CSAC 'we had no idea' jones test thing.
    Well screen shot news came from MMA media source and that quote supposedly came from UFC VP Novitsky. Although Iím pretty sure Dana told him to STFU also after his one comment.

    i 100% believe it happened, im just amazed that everyone seems totally content to ignore it.
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    hey guys MORE LIKE JEWFC AMIRITE


    but seriously antisemitism isnt cool for the sake of ironic jokes yall 2k18 woke

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    hey guys MORE LIKE JEWFC AMIRITE


    but seriously antisemitism isnt cool for the sake of ironic jokes yall 2k18 woke

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    god bless japan.
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    uhhhhhh

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    Both Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov are effectively suspended for 6 months for their roles in the UFC 229 post-fight brawl.

    Conor was hit with a $50,000 fine -- and will be eligible to fight again on April 6.

    Khabib's suspension is a little different -- he was hit with a $500,000 fine and a 9-month suspension ... with the ability to get a 3-month reduction IF he makes an anti-bullying video.

    Neither UFC star was present Tuesday when the case went in front of the Nevada State Athletic Commission. They each had lawyers appearing on their behalf.

    The board agreed to a 9-month suspension for Khabib -- with the ability to reduce the suspension to 6 months if they're satisfied with Khabib's PSA video.

    Khabib has about a month to complete his video if he wants to get the full 3-month reduction.

    The suspension is retroactive to the Oct. 6 incident -- meaning if his PSA video is approved quickly, he'll be able to fight again in April.

    Of course, Khabib went berserk after defeating Conor in the 4th round of his Oct. 6 fight at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas -- jumping out of the cage and fighting a bunch of people in Conor's corner.

    Khabib's cousin, Abubakar Nurmagomedov -- an MMA fighter who was also involved in the brawl -- received a 1-year suspension and a $25,000 fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Damn!

    Nothing to joke about but can’t resist. That’s new meaning to busting a gut.

    Report also said he was having emergency surgery this afternoon meaning it’s legit serious probably what they call an incarcerated or strangulared hernia meaning blood supply is being severely impeded in the location.

    Obvious result is Gastellum faces Silva (unless he loses again) for Interim belt in a few months. Avg joe would be 3months or so if they weren’t an athlete. But given location and extra care and rehab as it will affect his core will probably be unable to return to the Octagon till late this year guessing October-November.
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    uhhh guys?

    anthony rumble johnson is doing bare knuckle boxing now.


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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    uhhh guys?

    anthony rumble johnson is doing bare knuckle boxing now.


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    Rumble is still under ufc control if he wants to fight.

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    uhhh guys?

    anthony rumble johnson is doing bare knuckle boxing now.


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    The UFC is awesome. Imagine how much better it would be if some random homeless guy was in charge...

    They almost had a main event title fight with 2 guys:

    The champ has needed hernia surgery for a while now, decided to get it the day of the fight.

    The other guy had staph all over his face lip and neck, was on antibiotics and was gleefully and casually shaking the fans hands.

    Are you fucking kidding? These problems were so obvious; plenty of time to fix the PPV but I guess they just tried to wing it?

    I still think the guy with the hernia would of knocked out the guy with staph but we will never know!

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    Bare Knuckle is kind of fun to watch.



    Too bad Rumble isn't getting into it where he can send someone across the ring like he did against Cormier.

     
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