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    Does this woman from Sacramento Tinder look like me?

    I have a friend from the Sac area who uses Tinder a lot, and a 30-year-old woman came up to where he freaked out and felt like he was looking at me. Said he couldn't bring himself to swipe right because he would feel like he was being gay with me if they were ever to hook up.

    Here is the girl in question:



    As she is 13 years younger than me, and I have had facial hair for the past 7 years, here is a photo of me from 2005 (when I was 33) as a better comparison:




    I actually think the guy has a point.

    On a somewhat related note, I came across a girl I liked on a webchat system in the mid '90s, but I hadn't seen her picture yet, because she had just gotten on the internet for the first time. When she finally got around to scanning one, she looked a whole lot like a young version of my mom, and I couldn't go through with it anymore.

     
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      Brittney Griner's Clit: couldn't go through with it any less either could ya you sly dog

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    yes

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    I dont see it, druff.

    Annie looks fairly attractive to me, I'd have swiped yes without reservation.

    Can't go wrong w/blue eyes and amber hued tresses.

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    Look closely at the face and ignore the nice eyes and long hair.

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    You guys are either blind, or just don't want to admit you have a gay attraction to me.

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    That's not a dupe

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    Sorry I'm a bit slow. Would have never thought that account would not be a dupe

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    the mouth does look similar.

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    It's not like the famous Seinfeld episode with Tracy Nelson/ Jerry.

    If she was your sibling I'd get it and see some resemblance and it wouldnt strike me as strange, but she's not one of those cases where you meet someone and absolutely know they're related to someone else. Now older, this happens to me all the time with people's kids. I'll stare uncomfortably like a creeper at some teen-age girl before I realize she's noticed. Thankfully when I blurt out "I'm sorry, you must be so and so's kid" I've been right.

    This isn't that to me. Your insistence that others aren't looking close enough makes me question if this is a ruse/test of some sort.

    At 30, and with your significant other in thread, we can at least rule out a very late paternity suit.

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    You have got to be taking the piss right now.

     
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    You both have that slightly irregular over sized jew face look thing going on

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    She isn't a bracelet winner that's for sure.

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    I honestly dont see it, even after setting the pictures side by side, overlaying one on the other, etc.

    And lol at your "friend" using Tinder.........
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamin's Mom View Post
    yes
    I agree in the jaw and the eye shape.

    But on to more important questions,does this mean you find Annie from Sac town attractive?

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    This thread certainly affirms Tyde's narrative that you're a self-centered douchebag.

     
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      Muck Ficon: Coming from the biggest self centered douchebag on the site. DON'T SHOOT ELLIOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    This thread certainly affirms Tyde's narrative that you're a self-centered douchebag.

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    I'm such a narcissistic douchebag that I'm going to create an "Attention Muck Ficon" thread.


























    Nah, I'm good.

     
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      Muck Ficon: Yeah, you're good. Good luck with that whole mass murder thing.

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