These assholes have ruined the web with their bullshit. Making everything one gay scrolling page (fuck you twitter and Facebook), autoplaying videos (fuck you every site), whatever. Typing in a captcha on a forum to conduct a search. Website ads that follow me around. Inability to install ad-blockers on my smart phone. NSA reading everything I type.
"they will ruin rock and roll and strangle everything we love about it"
"you are coming along at a very dangerous time for rock and roll"
"the war is over and they won"
"99% of what passes for rock and roll these days, silence is more compelling"
s/rock and roll/the internet/g