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    I just yawned and kinda drooled on myself

    #fridaynight

     
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      splitthis: Was it drool or a spurt of spit
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    #fridaynight
    #saturdaymorning?
    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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      gauchojake: :yes

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    Here comes the flop...


     
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      gauchojake: Crazy

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    C-bet

    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    Old man friday night....

    Ordered pizza and watched Pope of Greenwich Village.

     
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      sonatine: my thummmmbbbbbs charleeeeeeeieeeieieiee

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Old man friday night....

    Ordered pizza and watched Pope of Greenwich Village.
    have always heard great things about this movie, going to have to add it to my list. thanks for reminding me.

     
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      ToasterOven: np. impossible not to enjoy

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    splitthis: Was it drool or a spurt of spit

    I mean, its a subtle distinction when youre coming out of a good yawn and your mouth was like OHH YEAHHHH THAT WAS GREAT HERE IS SOME JUICY SPIT HOT OFF THE GLANDS DAWG GOOD YAWN HOMEY and the mouth just doesnt get the notice posted in time because the brain is just like 'fuck yall im out of the office, this is too good' and suddenly the yawns over and the mouth closes and there was hot spit in my beard and we both know how it got there and I guess I just said ok, gonna call this one like I see it, and here we are.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    tine can you ask gare how he feels about keyshawn johnson jr playing at USC? also see if he has any lane kiffin updates.

    thx

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    OK!
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    @gay sex how do you feel about keyshawn johnson jr playing at usc?


    also are the streets speaking on lane kiffin?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Drooling is awesome
    Last edited by simpdog; 03-14-2015 at 07:26 PM.

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    lol at spoiling a ufc headline event in the wrong thread btw.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I was trying to prop up this drool thread.

    UFC is better than drool by a fairly wide margin.

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    Translation, that wasn't drool and it wasn't yours.

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