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Thread: I just yawned and kinda drooled on myself

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    I admittedly have lost velocity and distance with age so not really an issue anymore, but in my 20s the first shot when jacking off laying down was pretty much always face level, so although I tried to avoid it as much as possible occasionally got it in my mouth and eyes.

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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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