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    Whats my play?

    If Im coming here for advice you know Im desperate...

    Quick backstory: met a girl on Tinder, texted with her for literally like 2 months (which is not easy to do) until I finally met her, sent her a million selfies cause she was pretty hot and quite honestly out of my league, she insisted she thought I was cute. Also super cool, like a real life Carrie from Homeland who used to bust up terrorist rings in Kazakhstan or some shit. Anyway I finally get a date with her and it goes pretty well(in my mind anyways), I got the kiss goodnight I mean it was nothing special but it was on the lips at least and I intentionally didnt press anything so I was happy. OF course 3 days later I get the "youre really sweet but I didnt feel a spark" text and poof just like that all she wrote. Which is very par for the course if you are in the online dating scene, but I was actually pretty bummed out cause she was smokin hot and I was hoping it would work out, but whatever.

    So reason for the post is out of the blue, (about a month after all this) she texts me some stupid G.O.T meme cause we were both all into it and used to send them. So I responded and asked how she was and she did the same...so I go right for the money text and tell her that if she changed her mind about me I wouldnt hold a grudge and that I might grow on her....about 24 hours (just now) she texts back
    "Haha! Youre a sweet guy, legalizemeth"

    question: whats my play? I just started banging out a long text about how I really liked her blah blah blah but my gut told me to stop mid sentence and consult PFA for advice before hitting the send button. Ultimate goal is obv to get said girl to somehow have sex with me. I mean Im 95% certain this girl has already decided against it but Im looking for a 2 outer here.

     
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    Hell no to the long text. Take her out for sushi.

    pics of hot tinder bitch or it didn't happen.

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    I thought the whole point of Tinder was to find people that are near you to meet asap?

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    I would also like to see pictures of her

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    Go big or go home.

    Tell her tomorrow is steak and blowjob day. Let her know you have two steaks ready to go.

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    Your real name is legalizemeth?
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Cool

    Move on Bud! Don't even reply.

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    long text is going to look super desperate but your text about not holding a grudge already screams desperation hail mary so whatever, this one is a lost cause homey. if she is randomly shipping you thrones memes you've been friend zoned.

     
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    What toaster said. My advice is run dont walk.. I've dated Physco's and Girls that weigh as much as me so I think I'm qualified to speak on this.



    To pursue this girl any longer is dumb. She's on there to get laid and now she's playing hard to get? Go out with an x, get your dick wet, and sleep safe after u bust a nut!! Move on to the next swipe!! Is my advice.



    If u contact this confused slut back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegalizeMeth View Post
    If Im coming here for advice you know Im desperate...

    Quick backstory: met a girl on Tinder, texted with her for literally like 2 months (which is not easy to do) until I finally met her, sent her a million selfies cause she was pretty hot and quite honestly out of my league, she insisted she thought I was cute. Also super cool, like a real life Carrie from Homeland who used to bust up terrorist rings in Kazakhstan or some shit. Anyway I finally get a date with her and it goes pretty well(in my mind anyways), I got the kiss goodnight I mean it was nothing special but it was on the lips at least and I intentionally didnt press anything so I was happy. OF course 3 days later I get the "youre really sweet but I didnt feel a spark" text and poof just like that all she wrote. Which is very par for the course if you are in the online dating scene, but I was actually pretty bummed out cause she was smokin hot and I was hoping it would work out, but whatever.

    So reason for the post is out of the blue, (about a month after all this) she texts me some stupid G.O.T meme cause we were both all into it and used to send them. So I responded and asked how she was and she did the same...so I go right for the money text and tell her that if she changed her mind about me I wouldnt hold a grudge and that I might grow on her....about 24 hours (just now) she texts back
    "Haha! Youre a sweet guy, legalizemeth"

    question: whats my play? I just started banging out a long text about how I really liked her blah blah blah but my gut told me to stop mid sentence and consult PFA for advice before hitting the send button. Ultimate goal is obv to get said girl to somehow have sex with me. I mean Im 95% certain this girl has already decided against it but Im looking for a 2 outer here.
    This text screams... friends only...
    She was likely bored/attention seeking so decided to throw out a line,
    your biting hook line and sinker
    Best advice, is keep it real, she told you how she felt already....

    Get it over with and ask her to get drunk and fuck or just leave it alone man

    Don't over think this shit, trust me, she aint

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    hahaha everything being said is the truth. TBH the only reason Im in full desperation mode emasculating myself like this is because she would prob be one of the hottest 3 -5 chicks Ive ever been with....was a long shot to begin with, appreciate the advice though

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    Agree that sending out a long text is a bad idea. It's better to play it off like you're not even interested in her.
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegalizeMeth View Post
    hahaha everything being said is the truth. TBH the only reason Im in full desperation mode emasculating myself like this is because she would prob be one of the hottest 3 -5 chicks Ive ever been with....was a long shot to begin with, appreciate the advice though
    If all the above is true don't u think it's weird shes on Tinder? If she's that hot, She's either an Aids infected whore or she is a escort!! Either way I stick by my first read Run don't walk!!

     
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    Hot chicks really aren't worth it
    Cost more than hookers and will drive you crazy...

    Fat chicks are cheap easy and will rub your back when your done

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    Well on a different note since Im not getting laid I got plenty of time to watch march madness, Im killing the A-10 tourney 4-0 so far if Bonnies hold on got URI -2 comin up.

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    you have no chance if you do anything but stone ignore her.


    then you have like, .5% chance.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by LegalizeMeth View Post
    Well on a different note since Im not getting laid I got plenty of time to watch march madness, Im killing the A-10 tourney 4-0 so far if Bonnies hold on got URI -2 comin up.
    If u r betting enough a game and winning the pussy just gets in the way to be honest.



    That's why this guy above only plays limit holdem..

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    Invite her to your place to view the season premiere. Standard.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by pagelpoker View Post
    Hot chicks really aren't worth it
    Cost more than hookers and will drive you crazy...

    Fat chicks are cheap easy and will rub your back when your done
    Not if u get them pregnant. Legalize wear a rubber if u decide taking a dive into the BBW's tonight. Most of them no the tricks of the trade to fck u over in the end through the court system. While they work odd jobs and get welfare you'll be paying for the kids!! While America pay's for the student loans.

     
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