Limited Edition Jizz Candles

[SrslySirius]

I purchased a few candles at Wal-Mart today. While browsing, I took a whiff of these:



They smell exactly like semen.

I couldn't stop laughing in the store. I can't believe that jizz candles exist.

PLOP, OSA, RegGaymer, if you want your domiciles to smell like fresh sperm, grab these before they go out of season.

[Pooh]

How the fuck do you know what semen smells like?

[SrslySirius]

How the fuck do you know what semen smells like?

I make a lot of it at home.

[Pooh]

How the fuck do you know what semen smells like?

I make a lot of it at home.

and you smell it? you're better than this.

[SrslySirius]

and you smell it? you're better than this.

I've never taken a handful and held it to my nose, but of course I know how it smells. I also know what feces, urine, sweat and blood smell like.

Is this a weird denial thing? Do you have anosmia? Are you a Mormon?

[Pooh]

Honestly I didn't know cum had a smell.

[SrslySirius]

Honestly I didn't know cum had a smell.

Ever walk past a Callery Pear or Linden tree?

[RegGaymer]

I also know what feces, urine, sweat and blood smell like.

Is this what goes on at Sklansky's house?

[jsearles22]

I purchased a few candles at Wal-Mart today. While browsing, I took a whiff of these:



They smell exactly like semen.

I couldn't stop laughing in the store. I can't believe that jizz candles exist.

PLOP, OSA, RegGaymer, if you want your domiciles to smell like fresh sperm, grab these before they go out of season.

First response to the thread title was that you misspelled Jsizzle

[GrenadaRoger]

Rx: drink a cup everyday

[SrslySirius]

Rx: drink a cup everyday

I've been eating pineapple most mornings for the past few months and it is definitely girlfriend approved. Myth confirmed.

Quitting smoking also made a significant improvement.

[splitthis]

i would say the bigger concern here is a dude sniffing candles.

[simpdog]

i would say the bigger concern here is a dude sniffing candles.

let's not forget where he was sniffing candles too.

I wonder if SS will show up on peopleofwalmart.com?

[4Dragons]

Why would you buy a candle that smells like bleach?

[PLOL]

I'd like to buy a candle that smells like chloroform for some people on this forum.

[4Dragons]

I'd like to buy a candle that smells like chloroform for some people on this forum.

I can't remember what chloroform smells like.

[BeerAndPoker]

Don't hate on Srsly too much it was all just a misunderstanding since word on the street is they were mixed in with the queef candles he was looking for.

[Sanlmar]

Perfect Mother's Day gift Sirius.

[Muck Ficon]

Going to be honest here SrslySirius.....at first I thought you were metrosexual. The more you post.....the more I realize you are a homosexual. If that's your choice, that's cool. Still love your work and will green rep you.

[SrslySirius]

Why would you buy a candle that smells like bleach?

We decided to pass on the sperm candle, opting for sweet pea and lavender instead.

In hindsight, it would have made an amazing gag gift. Too bad they're a limited edition.

UNLESS someone actually ejaculated into this candle. I haven't discounted this possibility. If any of you see this brand in a store, please investigate.