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    Musical coming to Rio Las Vegas based upon "Duck Dynasty"

    It's called "Duck Commander".

    http://duckcommander.com/musical

    Yes, this is a real thing.


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    can you not?


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    Stupid ass show in a musical and they name it Duck Commander???

    Sounds like a huge fail and Clit Commander would have been better imo.


     
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    Yep, its official.... the class in this country is at an all time low
    what an embarrassment

     
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    If there's one thing fans of the show Duck Dynasty like, it's musicals
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    A couple of those dirtbags needs a haircut and a shave

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    Quote Originally Posted by pagelpoker View Post
    Yep, its official.... the class in this country is at an all time low
    what an embarrassment
    You are assuming people will actualy go to this.

    That said if this runs for more then 4 months it's time to shut off the lights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pagelpoker View Post
    Yep, its official.... the class in this country is at an all time low
    what an embarrassment
    You are assuming people will actualy go to this.

    That said if this runs for more then 4 months it's time to shut off the lights.
    Over -10000 taken

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    I will never forget when I was at my in laws for X-mas maybe 4 years ago...

    Sister in law pulls out "hilarious" new show DVDs... Duck Dynasty

    Sat for 4 hours of them all laughing their asses off...

    Repeated thoughts of what the fuck I am I marrying into continuously running through my mind

     
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    As PLOL said, the Venn diagram with fans of that pos show and Vegas musicals wouldn't fill a showroom for a week.....can't believe this will actually work....will go the route of the pawn shoe revue in all likelihood....just depressing that anybody would actually pay money to go to such a thing.....

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    Why is duck Dynasty so popular? Have never watched it. Is this like the hillbilly version of Keeping up With the Kardashians?

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    I love Vegas like everyone else here & take in a show every time I'm there but there is no fucking chance in hell I would ever go see this.
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    I dont think any of us are their demographic for that show.



    If you are a big fan of that show, and you end up in Vegas, you are very likely going to skip all the Steakhouses, stripclubs and Cirque de Soleil, and you are pretty much going to the buffet at Circus Circus, a gun range and Duck Dynasty shows.

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    anyone who thinks this isnt going to be some sort of smash fucking hit has not walked around vegas during daylight hours in the last decade.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Why is duck Dynasty so popular? Have never watched it. Is this like the hillbilly version of Keeping up With the Kardashians?
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    anyone who thinks this isnt going to be some sort of smash fucking hit has not walked around vegas during daylight hours in the last decade.
    ^^^^ The white walker crowd will line the fuck up, especially if it comes with a buffet coupon. To clarify, white hair people with walkers, not a GOT reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I dont think any of us are their demographic for that show.



    If you are a big fan of that show, and you end up in Vegas, you are very likely going to skip all the Steakhouses, stripclubs and Cirque de Soleil, and you are pretty much going to the buffet at Circus Circus, a gun range and Duck Dynasty shows.
    The show was funny in season one but got old pretty quick. They started staging shit to seem like they do funny stuff all the time. And it became very commercialized both to sell their products and to have them sell other people's products. Most of my friends loved the show at first and hate it now.

    With that being said, admitting that I used to like the show, there is zero percent chance that I would have saw this musical even when the show was popular. Mainly because its a fucking musical.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    It's called "Duck Commander".
    I thought Branson, Missouri was created to keep people like this from coming to Vegas.

     
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    Here is a shocker: The show failed.

    http://lasvegassun.com/blogs/kats-re...7-closing-rio/

    It opened April 15. By April 19, they already had decided it was a failure and it would most likely close. The final decision to close it was on April 30. It ran until May 17 and closed its doors.

    It had problems selling even 100 tickets per night (lol), even after deep discounts.

    How did they misjudge the market this badly?

    The Rio still has a sign up for it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    How did they misjudge the market this badly?
    Did you forget that you're talking about Caesar's Entertainment?

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