Attention SrslySirius

[Dan Druff]

Please tell us honestly what your reaction was when you saw this:



Thank you.

[Pooh]

Please tell us honestly what your reaction was when you saw this:



Thank you.

4,1,2,3

[vegas1369]

[matos]

I'm guessing this:

[khalwat]

#3 has big feet. #4 has pointy elbows.

[Muck Ficon]

I'm sure SrslySirius will respond as soon as he's done cleaning off his keyboard.

[SrslySirius]

Please tell us honestly what your reaction was when you saw this

[big dick]

2,2,2,2

[HotlikeSauce]

2,3,4 then 2 again 1 on a bad day

[4Dragons]

[DannyDeadWood]

Out of the box here...#4 first round pic

[SrslySirius]

Out of the box here...#4 first round pic

[Bootsy Collins]

[4Dragons]

Out of the box here...#4 first round pic

[jsearles22]

[jsearles22]

Remember last month when Taylor Swift surprised everyone by posting a photo of herself wearing a bikini that exposed her belly button?

It turns out she didn't do it to shock the world. She did it to stop the paparazzi from making thousands of dollars off of her.

Appearing on BBC Radio 1's Breakfast Show with host Nick Grimshaw and Ed Sheeran, Swift explained that she and the members of the group HAIM were on vacation in Hawaii and were having a great time, in part because they weren't being stalked by photographers.


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But at one point, Swift revealed, she and the girls went whale-watching and realized that there was another boat out in the middle of the ocean with them ... and there was paparazzi on it.
"My security gets out the binoculars and sees that they have a huge long lens camera," she said. "At which point, we go back to the beach and realize, 'OK, so they got pictures of us in our bikinis.' I don't want them to make, like, $100,000...for a bikini shot. And so we're like, 'Get up on the bow of the boat: we're taking better bikini shots so that they don't make as much money on theirs."

She says later that she found out that paparazzi had actually been stalking them the entire time, and their lenses were so powerful that they could capture them from miles away.

"I've never seen such stealth mode paparazzi, like, long-lensing it up, three miles away," she noted.

The "1989" singer had previously told Lucky Magazine she planned on keeping her belly button covered.

"I don't like showing my belly button. When you start showing your belly button then you're really committing to the midriff thing. I only partially commit to the midriff thing -- you're only seeing lower rib cage," she told Lucky Magazine. "I don't want people to know if I have one or not ... I want that to be a mystery."

[vegas1369]

Now that the world knows Taylor Swift has a belly button, the pop star explained why she finally showed it off.

"I don't want them to make like $100,000 for stalking us," she told BBC Radio 1's Breakfast Show Tuesday about pesky paparazzi.

The "Blank Space" singer was on a Hawaiian vacation with friends in January when she posted an Instagram photo of her and her pals in bikinis.

"Greetings from Maui!" Swift captioned the tropical pic.

Because the 25-year-old singer had previously vowed to keep whether she had a belly button or not a mystery, her Instagram post created a social media frenzy.

"I don't like showing my belly button," she told Lucky magazine last year.

Looks like they need to start questioning whether or not she has a few other choice female body parts then.

[jsearles22]

Now that the world knows Taylor Swift has a belly button, the pop star explained why she finally showed it off.

"I don't want them to make like $100,000 for stalking us," she told BBC Radio 1's Breakfast Show Tuesday about pesky paparazzi.

The "Blank Space" singer was on a Hawaiian vacation with friends in January when she posted an Instagram photo of her and her pals in bikinis.

"Greetings from Maui!" Swift captioned the tropical pic.

Because the 25-year-old singer had previously vowed to keep whether she had a belly button or not a mystery, her Instagram post created a social media frenzy.

"I don't like showing my belly button," she told Lucky magazine last year.

Looks like they need to start questioning whether or not she has a few other choice female body parts then.

The first time I read that I missed the word female, so I thought you were implying she had Lady GaGa-esque "extra" parts. But then I reread and saw the word female and realized you wanted them to trick her into showing her vag. I think that's an idea we can all get on board with. Hell Plop probably even wants to see that box

[PLOL]

Always need to link to the 100 page nerd thread on '4' about how to properly do the "1,2,3,4" thing

[tyde]

Looks like they need to start questioning whether or not she has a few other choice female body parts then.

The first time I read that I missed the word female, so I thought you were implying she had Lady GaGa-esque "extra" parts. But then I reread and saw the word female and realized you wanted them to trick her into showing her vag. I think that's an idea we can all get on board with. Hell Plop probably even wants to see that box

holy shit shut the fuck up you piece of garbage