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Thread: IS SEALS WITH CLUBS DONKDOWN??? (Update: Micon charged with a felony in Nevada)

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    The legal part of this all is only semi-interesting. It could go a bunch of ways depending on who initiated the whole thing. If its Ultimate Poker, you're dealing with brothers that are essentially Vegas royalty. Is this deterrance mostly? How much have they spent to investigate? Generally Vegas casino justice is brutal when its some slot mechanic or chip counterfeiter, but this is a bit different. All we'll ever know is the final resolution, not how they got there.

    What is interesting is the Micon saga.

    Didn't his Vegas adventure start out with him in bunkbeds with the caveman before Martha shortly joined him? Ending up again in a bunkbed in Nevada would truly be full circle.

    As much schaudenfreude as this would bring me if I was Druff or Drexel, can you imagine what his ex-wife is thinking? Iirc, she was a mental health professional. Is she just laughing? Sad from a clinical perspective?

    I cant recall if Martha was also married or just the neighbor.

    I cant recall if she ever mentioned her family. Like, if she has a father still alive in the picture. Having dealt with many fathers, I just imagine him wondering how his lawyer daughter ended up in this spot. I imagine a scenario where he was like," youre doing what?" when she moved to Vegas and quit practicing. He probably thought she was making a horrible mistake. Then time passes, they have a beautiful granddaughter, bitcoin goes through the roof, and he's probably saying, "maybe this Micon isnt as much of an idiot as I thought?" Now, holy fuck. His daughter is married to an international fugitive.

    The wife and kid part is what always made Seals such a bad idea for him. Single, fuck it. They kick down your door, I'm on the beach in Nha Trang 24 hours later fucking Vietnamese girls and trying to work out a deal from a non-extradition country.

    If you have to do two years and come out and spend six months in an extended stay motel until you can get it together, so be it. Every single degenerate is a few bad decisions and a crazy girlfriend away from 6 months in a microtel. I'm all for going for it if it's just your problem if it blows up. But with a wife and kid, the stress would be killer. Didn't he lose his shit with panic attacks over a garden variety near miss car accident at one time? I seem to recall him struggling. That's 10 seconds. This shit is that on steroids as far as stressful. I actually am worried for him and his family. I hope he has the money to fade this and doesn't lose his shit mentally.

    Even Snowden just had a stripper girlfriend. Assange just raped chicks. Lot easier to be on the run for those guys.

    I've broke the law for profit when I didn't respect the laws. I don't judge him. Still, I always knew I was subject to the law even if I thought it was stupid. I think a whole bunch of laws are retarded, but that isnt much solace when they kick down your door. A bunch of 19 year-old kids on reddit that think youre awesome won't do you much good in a Nevada State Prison.


    I think he was a dick to Druff and Drexel, and was progressively arrogant as time went on with his site, and it's amusing how dumb this crime was, but I hope he generally beats the rap. I'd coinsider anything less than a year with his family intact and not completely destitute as beating this. If he completely beats it, he's one charmed fucker. And he might be. I always thought he had better timing than he was smart. Wasn't great at poker, yet fell ass backwards into a few scores and a really profitable website sale. Not a financial genius, but once again great timing with bitcoin. College dropout who married two educated women. I always liked Martha, and his kid is cute and presumably healthy, so he has been charmed to this point. Maybe he hits yet another one outer? I always assumed he must be smarter than he let on and I just didn't get the method to his particular madness, but then he goes and does something this dumb.

    I never found him that personally interesting back then. He was always too scattered. He'd have an interesting thread, but then the next thread was him trying to go viral playing Wii while pissing or something juvenile. I'm probably recounting that incorrectly, but shit like that.

    But the trajectory of his public life has been interesting, and he's a bit of a snakeoil salesman, but he's not dangerous in a 10 year sentence way. He needs to get headsmacked out of the theoretical Alex Jones world of idiocy and humbled a bit, but I dont want to see him doing time with cartel runners. I think many here are conflicted about Micon. His arrogance was annoying, but he was likeable at times. I'm conflicted because I always cheer against authority, yet he treated guys I like poorly.

    Whatever, it's been interesting to watch, and he will certainly attain slacker stoner hall of fame fuck the man first ballot status if he comes out of this one in the black when it's all said and done. Real grown-ups in suits holding press conferences about Bryan Micon. You've always said fuck the man. Them dudes in the suits, that's the man. Roll back into Vegas and beat the rap, and then you can take a bow. Even Todd=God would have to tip his cap to the horseshoe up his ass and gigantic balls if he finds a way to come out of this one smoking a pipe back in Vegas in his Hef jacket with no time and his Chairmanship intact. I know I would. Don't think it's likely.

    As far as forum drama none of this is real life entertainment goes, it doesnt get much better than this.

     
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      Lord of the Fraud: very good
      
      Sheesfaced: A+ post as always
      
      Shizzmoney: "I cant recall if Martha was also married or just the neighbor." - she was married and left who she was with for Micon and Vegas; in retrospect :baddecision
      
      JimmyG_415: excellent,,, esp the paragraph on her dad. I'd bet you are spot on there.
      
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    http://www.pokerlistings.com/swc-cha...ng-wrong-57440



    This article contains an interview Pokerlistings did with Micon last Friday, 3 days before the Arrest Warrant was issued.

    Telling of his plans at that time...and pointing to what he might do now...sounds like it's really up to Chesnoff and Co. based on this statement

    PL: What about you personally? Will you return to the USA?
    BM: I don’t have any long-term plans. A lot of it is up to my lawyer. I don’t make plans like that.




    ALSO, he said this:


    I'm gonna keep traveling. Antigua is a lovely place. I’d love to base the site here.

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    I've only met micon a few times. The last time being very briefly in the Bellagio. I did hang out for an hour or so with him and Martha at Vegas' bar. I've stated this before, I enjoyed interacting with micon. He's charismatic and a likeable guy.

    I sincerely hope things eventually get worked out in his end.


    EDIT: I meant in "the" end. The end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    I've only met micon a few times. The last time being very briefly in the Bellagio. I did hang out for an hour or so with him and Martha at Vegas' bar. I've stated this before, I enjoyed interacting with micon. He's charismatic and a likeable guy.

    I sincerely hope things eventually get worked out in his end.


    EDIT: I meant in "the" end. The end.
    I suspect his end is going to get worked out when someone reverses into him in the showers.
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    So this really hasn't been posted in this thread yet?

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    I have my own domain name and use a different email address for every site I register on. So if any fucker sells my email I know immediately who it is.

    So I get this in my inbox. This motherfucker Micon has sold us down the river by selling his address book to some third rate affiliate site. I guess he thinks we deserve it for leaving his site.

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    This is the best thread PFA has ever produced and all it took was Micon telling the government

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    jesus....he sold off all of our email addresses?


    what a guy.


    there really isnt anything he wouldnt do for money. The guys at Seals should be shitting bricks.



    "Mr. Micon, who were the others involved with operating Seals With Clubs"

    "I'll never tell you!"


    "We will take $1000 off of your penalty, bringing it down to $49,000"

    "IT WAS MAVEN AND SCHOENFELD!!......THEY MADE ME DO IT!!"





    *Note: The joke above was pure speculation. Any similarities to real individuals is purely coincidental.

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    I despise the escalating police state of America and government intervention into our lives

    land of the free my ass

    America fucking sucks now, which is one of the main reasons I moved to Mexico

    with that said...

    Micon was stupid

    setting up shop in fucking Nevada ? lol come on man

    an earlier poster said he could have avoided all of this by simply living in Arizona...problem solved

    but no, he decides to thumb his nose openly at 'the system' , pissing off the Nevada Gaming Commission and the feds

    true to forum, making terrible decisions

    part of me roots for Micon, part of me will laugh my ass off when he is jail getting buttfucked by some burly tatted up 300 pound nigger

    Micon is a smart guy, but has ZERO common sense

    the funniest part of this whole story is how he seems to think that he is just going to blow into Antigua and set up shop. That will not end well either. Oh and Micon you might want to relocate to another country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the United States you stupid fuck

    best advice is get in touch with the feds, fly back, and take your medicine

    full cooperation is his best option at this point imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I despise the escalating police state of America and government intervention into our live
    land of the free my assAmerica fucking sucks now, which is one of the main reasons I moved to Mexico
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I despise the escalating police state of America and government intervention into our live
    land of the free my assAmerica fucking sucks now, which is one of the main reasons I moved to Mexico
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    those pics are in all likelihood from some central Mexican shithole

    I live on the Baja coast which is very tourist/gringo friendly.....a ton of expats and poker degens live here

    virtually zero cartel activity here (at least openly)

    yes Mexico is fucked up if you are here to bang hookers or do drugs...it will not end well

    I stay to myself and keep out of trouble and/or potentially problematic scenarios

    feel safer here than I ever did in Oregon or California

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCR View Post
    The wife and kid part is what always made Seals such a bad idea for him. Single, fuck it. They kick down your door, I'm on the beach in Nha Trang 24 hours later fucking Vietnamese girls and trying to work out a deal from a non-extradition country.
    This was the optimal line. I'm not even sure, thinking back on it, if not living in NV would have mattered, considering a) ppl in NV can play (and still play) bitcoin poker on his fail site and b) the fact that Micon would still be at the WSOP wearing the shit all the time, giving it away to fellow players, and blasting SWC propaganda left in right in a casino which is a competitor. I mean, Caesar's won't even let you log on to LEGAL competitors in using their internet.

    Calvin Ayre was the example. He left CANADA for christ sakes to run his shit; and they are a little more friendly to this stuff than the US Govt is.

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    in a couple of years when justin smith finishes his sentence in hawaii he is extradited to vegas to answer outstanding warrants and ends up a cell mate with micon

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    I finally Googled Chesnoff & Schonfeld, It's been mentioned he's expensive and one time he represented Paris Hilton or some shit, yawn...

    No one bothered to mention that Chesnoff & Schonfeld is one of the most legendary law firms on the entire planet.

    I realize Micon's lawyer is actually the Schonfeld guy, but if your following the Micon case, give this article a read.

    http://vegasmagazine.com/personaliti...david-chesnoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    I finally Googled Chesnoff & Schonfeld, It's been mentioned he's expensive and one time he represented Paris Hilton or some shit, yawn...

    No one bothered to mention that Chesnoff & Schonfeld is one of the most legendary law firms on the entire planet.

    I realize Micon's lawyer is actually the Schonfeld guy, but if your following the Micon case, give this article a read.

    http://vegasmagazine.com/personaliti...david-chesnoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    I finally Googled Chesnoff & Schonfeld, It's been mentioned he's expensive and one time he represented Paris Hilton or some shit, yawn...

    No one bothered to mention that Chesnoff & Schonfeld is one of the most legendary law firms on the entire planet.

    I realize Micon's lawyer is actually the Schonfeld guy, but if your following the Micon case, give this article a read.

    http://vegasmagazine.com/personaliti...david-chesnoff



    this is some cringe worthy shit yo

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    All I can say for Micon right now is have some of this on you at all times imo:


     
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