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    ** OFFICIAL ISIS THREAD ***

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    they dropped a new mixtape.

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    These bozos are really stupid enough to think this will deter the US? Yeah, see history dumbasses.

    They are simply blood thirsty savages.
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    On Fox news...Terrorist chatter indicates ISIS targets are military installations and Las Vegas.#timetogetoutofDodge
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    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBLES View Post
    Doyle Brunson ‏@TexDolly 37m
    On Fox news...Terrorist chatter indicates ISIS targets are military installations and Las Vegas.#timetogetoutofDodge
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    Well, two heads are better than one.

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    Nothing to see here!! Fore left!!!

    We need to wipe the middle east terrorists off the face of the fucking earth. Bring all the good people here for all I care before we do it, leave the savages who think they live in the dark ages still. I'm sorry I hate war as much as the next guy but if we let this shit go on it is just going to get worse. Iraq is almost fully under Al Qaeda's control (er "ISIS) again. They are spreading to Syria. We need to end this shit once and for all, or pull every single motherfucking person and piece of equipment out of there and abandon the place for good.

    But don't worry, we have 2 more years of them mocking us knowing we have a CIC who is the biggest pussy on the face of the earth, and who could care less if they are chopping the heads off of Americans as long as he keeps his tee time on schedule. This is an utter disgrace, not to mention the media who won't cover it until a Republican gets into office so they can "shame" him instead of their great black hope.

     
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    I still think these beheadings are not actually being recorded live.

    That's why these guys are cooperating reading the messages. They were probably told to record this crap but that they wouldn't actually be beheaded if the US changed course. So they go through the motions, read the statement, and you see the knife being taken to their throats, but don't ever see anything really being cut.

    Then they probably behead the guy off-camera with a big axe or something, and then place the dead body on camera.

    There is no reason why these terrorists are cutting out the gore of these guys' throats being cut, as that would actually make the most impact (including their screams as it's starting to happen).

    It is even possible that these messages were all recorded in a short period of time before anyone had actually died.

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    Apparently he was dead a while ago because Isis accidentally released the video earlier than expected. They went and apologized to Islamic state followers

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    2nd beheading has people PISSED on both sides. Many are calling for us to destroy them, and soon. That would take congressional authorization for military action. Get it the fuck done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Nothing to see here!! Fore left!!!

    We need to wipe the middle east terrorists off the face of the fucking earth. Bring all the good people here for all I care before we do it, leave the savages who think they live in the dark ages still. I'm sorry I hate war as much as the next guy but if we let this shit go on it is just going to get worse. Iraq is almost fully under Al Qaeda's control (er "ISIS) again. They are spreading to Syria. We need to end this shit once and for all, or pull every single motherfucking person and piece of equipment out of there and abandon the place for good.

    But don't worry, we have 2 more years of them mocking us knowing we have a CIC who is the biggest pussy on the face of the earth, and who could care less if they are chopping the heads off of Americans as long as he keeps his tee time on schedule. This is an utter disgrace, not to mention the media who won't cover it until a Republican gets into office so they can "shame" him instead of their great black hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    Nothing to see here!! Fore left!!!

    We need to wipe the middle east terrorists off the face of the fucking earth. Bring all the good people here for all I care before we do it, leave the savages who think they live in the dark ages still. I'm sorry I hate war as much as the next guy but if we let this shit go on it is just going to get worse. Iraq is almost fully under Al Qaeda's control (er "ISIS) again. They are spreading to Syria. We need to end this shit once and for all, or pull every single motherfucking person and piece of equipment out of there and abandon the place for good.

    But don't worry, we have 2 more years of them mocking us knowing we have a CIC who is the biggest pussy on the face of the earth, and who could care less if they are chopping the heads off of Americans as long as he keeps his tee time on schedule. This is an utter disgrace, not to mention the media who won't cover it until a Republican gets into office so they can "shame" him instead of their great black hope.
    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
    People give W a lot of shit about his presidency but one thing you can say is that a good percentage of the world feared him because he was crazy enough to bring out military force at the drop of a hat. Obama does not garner the fear or respect of the world and it emboldens them to act against us

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    People give W a lot of shit about his presidency but one thing you can say is that a good percentage of the world feared him because he was crazy enough to bring out military force at the drop of a hat. Obama does not garner the fear or respect of the world and it emboldens them to act against us
    Al Qaeda feared George W. Bush so much that they hijacked four airplanes. Did any of that massive military force kill Bin Laden?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    People give W a lot of shit about his presidency but one thing you can say is that a good percentage of the world feared him because he was crazy enough to bring out military force at the drop of a hat. Obama does not garner the fear or respect of the world and it emboldens them to act against us
    Al Qaeda feared George W. Bush so much that they hijacked four airplanes. Did any of that massive military force kill Bin Laden?
    No, the guy who could care less if they are chopping the heads off of Americans as long as he keeps his tee time on schedule killed bin Laden.

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    Heads should definitely roll for these heinous acts.

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    On second thought, do we really want to lose our collective heads over this matter?

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    More I think about it, cooler heads should definitely prevail.

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    Al Qaeda feared George W. Bush so much that they hijacked four airplanes. Did any of that massive military force kill Bin Laden?
    I realize that you can't help being a liberal douchebag but give it a rest. 9/11 happened 8 1/2 months into his presidency and it was what caused him to go off the deep end as far as using military force.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalBornHustler View Post
    2nd beheading has people PISSED on both sides. Many are calling for us to destroy them, and soon. That would take congressional authorization for military action. Get it the fuck done.

    Wonderful. Let's put another couple of hundred thousand troops in Iraq again for another decade.

    I hope we don't do anything more than bomb them. If all these Middle Eastern countries think ISIS is so bad, like they've been saying, then suit up and fight them. Why does America need to wet nurse every world situation?

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