I will say this, Jewdonk is going to be fucking broke by August. Word on the street is he has already donked of a third of his winnings. Lets look at it this way:

$1,000 living expenses each month
$1,000 in alcohol each month (very conservative estimate)
$1,000 in donk tourneys
$500 in random shit he does not need

$500 paying back loans from Dad <---------------YEAH RIGHT

Do the math people. Broke by August.