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    20-year-old girl to boyfriend: "I've been fucking my dog for 7 years"

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-incest.html

    Also, she's apparently really good at social media angle pics.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-incest.html

    Also, she's apparently really good at social media angle pics.
    He grunts and says '''Pet, i've been fucking the dog since grade school"

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-incest.html
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    Also, she's apparently really good at social media angle pics.

    He grunts and says '''Pet, i've been fucking the dog since grade school"
    Really though, could you ever stop running once you heard that? What if it was the guy's dog, so that both had been cheating on him? What if was a female dog? Does that make it worse?

    Good guests for Tuesday's show probably.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-incest.html

    Also, she's apparently really good at social media angle pics.



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    There's probably a thread about this chic buried on pfa somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...es-incest.html

    Also, she's apparently really good at social media angle pics.






    Muck Ficon: 'Responding to your own post. Might be time for another trip to rehab."

    You're one of the last who could respond quickly with any weight behind a thought.

    And you show again the ability to do only one thing and it's boring as hell.

     
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    'They sat down and Brittany used his phone to look some things up,' the police report states. 'He expected Brittany to ask if they could have a threesome or if he wanted to be a swinging couple. He would have been fine with either of those things - he is very open.
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    wow, imagine the nurses reaction at the public clinic when boyfriend says he needs testing for kennel cough, ringworm, mange, fleas and ticks....




    btw, if the dog a white bull terrier, white poodle, american white shepherd etc it would minimize the cuckold humiliation....
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    Besides the obvious being that this girl is sick slut who knows the true meaning of doggy style this is one of the worst threads OP has ever created on his own site which I mean no offense Druff but just telling it like it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Besides the obvious being that this girl is sick slut who knows the true meaning of doggy style this is one of the worst threads OP has ever created on his own site which I mean no offense Druff but just telling it like it is.
    tough but laissez faire

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    Nothing wrong with her banging the dogs a few times but 7 years seems a little long

     
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    Shit that's 49 years of fucking in human years.

     
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    What's the complaint, she's a dog, isn't she? Should be in trouble for fucking humans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    What's the complaint, she's a dog, isn't she? Should be in trouble for fucking humans.

    Ohhhhhhh I get it... because she's ugly!

    That's fuckin funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    What's the complaint, she's a dog, isn't she? Should be in trouble for fucking humans.

    Ohhhhhhh I get it... because she's ugly!

    That's fuckin funny.
    So it's taken like 5 years to get my dry sense of humor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post


    Ohhhhhhh I get it... because she's ugly!

    That's fuckin funny.
    So it's taken like 5 years to get my dry sense of humor?
    Spit lube next time.

     
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    Exactly who committed the crime here? The woman for beastiality or the dog for having sex with a minor? I know the dog is going to say he didn't know the age of consent was 18, but that is not a defense to statutory rape. The woman will probably claim the sex was consensual, after all, the dog did get an erection.

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    The only thing I took away from this thread or the 4 year old article it referenced is that a vindictive boyfriend whose terrified that he knocked up his superkinky girlfriend just dimed her to the police and her family to weasel out of child support.

    Also I swear to god if you arent aware that probably 10% AT LEAST of women who grow up with dogs used them to get off on the regular, you pretty much need to put down Candy Crush for good and start interfacing with the world on its own terms.

    Start here for a crash course in Functional Adult Women Sex Fantasies:

    http://www.amazon.com/My-Secret-Gard.../dp/0704332949

    Incest? Huge chapter.

    Bestiality? Huger chapter.

    Big Black Cock? Take a guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    The only thing I took away from this thread or the 4 year old article it referenced is that a vindictive boyfriend whose terrified that he knocked up his superkinky girlfriend just dimed her to the police and her family to weasel out of child support.

    Also I swear to god if you arent aware that probably 10% AT LEAST of women who grow up with dogs used them to get off on the regular, you pretty much need to put down Candy Crush for good and start interfacing with the world on its own terms.

    Start here for a crash course in Functional Adult Women Sex Fantasies:

    http://www.amazon.com/My-Secret-Gard.../dp/0704332949

    Incest? Huge chapter.

    Bestiality? Huger chapter.

    Big Black Cock? Take a guess.
    That's an old ass book.

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