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    Official I got the measles thread

    Fucking brutal. I was sent home from the hospital 3 times. First time they said flu, next acute infection, finally they said I tested positive for strep. This was all over a period of 8 days. My temp was never below 103.5. The next day after the strep diagnosis I checked my fever and it came in at 105.5. Back to the emergency room. they tell me my heart rate is elevated, my white blood cells are really low, my platelets count has dropped, but they still weren't sure what was going on. They moved me to a room. My wife went home and started googling my symptoms and came up with measles. She called the hospital and told them to check me for it. They moved me to a quarantine room and started testing. It came back positive for measles. This was without a doubt the worst experience of my life. There were points that I seriously thought I was dying. I went through all this because my stupid hippy mother never vaccinated me.

     
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    Clearly she vaccinated you against my love tho.


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    Sorry to hear it..there will be MORE t.b. and hepatitis and the current measles out break all come from south of the border..oh and by way? He way there's actual cases of polio and whooping cough..thank to your brave and glorious leader...oh and by the way let's not focus on jihadist but the crusaders from the year 1086..EVAN though the crusaders were repelling Muslim hordes back then so was vlad the impaler all the other Christian kingdom were paying the tribute to survive..don't worry doesn't count..the white man is the racist devil..

     
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    Good luck, Othello. This too shall pass.

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    How are you feeling now?

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    Geez, 105.5 fever is horrendous for an adult.

    It's said that anything over 104 is very bad for adults.

    Pretty bad that your wife had to be Dr. Google.

    Ugly.

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    I'm better. Pretty much 100%

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    that sucks
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    I feel for you man , that high fever is no joke. I had something similar in 2010, death was starting to seem like the better option at the time. Glad you're feeling better.

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    I went 12 days straight with a fever never dropping below 103

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    that is torture. pure torture. I endured a fever like that for about a week and honestly thought i was gonna die.I had an allergic reaction to bactrum, was in hospital for a week, took me about 6 weeks to fully recover.

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    need you vs mike iq throwdown now that your brain has been melted

     
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    Unfortunately being immunized as a child isn't enough. One of my jobs had my titre checked and I needed another MMR. So basically people think they are safe but they are not.

    Glad you are feeling better.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    the current measles out break all come from south of the border
    Citation?

    You think a lot of illegal immigrants spend 150 bucks per person to go to Disney Land?

    By far the biggest recent outbreak was caused by Amish missionaries coming back from the Philippines. Should we outlaw missionary work?

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireSto...emory-28725434

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    I'm better. Pretty much 100%
    Good to hear.

    That's really crazy that you got it. Despite the media attention, the number of measles cases nationwide is still in the hundreds. Tough beat.

    Do I remember correctly that you live in Southern California? I wonder how many people's lives have been fucked up by that one dumb asshole at Disney Land. There should be a legal punishment where you get hit with a sock full of quarters. That would be a fitting punishment in this case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    I'm better. Pretty much 100%
    Good to hear.

    That's really crazy that you got it. Despite the media attention, the number of measles cases nationwide is still in the hundreds. Tough beat.

    Do I remember correctly that you live in Southern California? I wonder how many people's lives have been fucked up by that one dumb asshole at Disney Land. There should be a legal punishment where you get hit with a sock full of quarters. That would be a fitting punishment in this case.
    Northern California. I was one of 2 cases in my county.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Geez, 105.5 fever is horrendous for an adult.

    It's said that anything over 104 is very bad for adults.

    Pretty bad that your wife had to be Dr. Google.

    Ugly.
    AmericaNS ...WTF kind of DR. you guys breed.And u guys have to pay for this kind of diag. lol move to Qubec bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    Good to hear.

    That's really crazy that you got it. Despite the media attention, the number of measles cases nationwide is still in the hundreds. Tough beat.

    Do I remember correctly that you live in Southern California? I wonder how many people's lives have been fucked up by that one dumb asshole at Disney Land. There should be a legal punishment where you get hit with a sock full of quarters. That would be a fitting punishment in this case.
    Northern California. I was one of 2 cases in my county.
    u naSTY MOFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    I'm better. Pretty much 100%
    Good to hear.

    That's really crazy that you got it. Despite the media attention, the number of measles cases nationwide is still in the hundreds. Tough beat.

    Do I remember correctly that you live in Southern California? I wonder how many people's lives have been fucked up by that one dumb asshole at Disney Land. There should be a legal punishment where you get hit jews with a sock full of quarters. That would be a fitting punishment in this case.

    FU

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    the current measles out break all come from south of the border
    Citation?

    You think a lot of illegal immigrants spend 150 bucks per person to go to Disney Land?

    By far the biggest recent outbreak was caused by Amish missionaries coming back from the Philippines. Should we outlaw missionary work?

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireSto...emory-28725434
    I'll GO TO ABC NEW FOR facts. LOL....ALEX JONES, MARC LEVIN, ground zero with Clyde Lewis, buck sexton, Laura Ingram, caravan to midnight,...and the most interesting question I have for u dirty b and hurdle king..why do you guys dream about having sex with your grandmother..your therapist snitches on you guys..

     
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