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    UGH FEMALE DRIVERS, AMIRITE?

    Bruce Jenner Involved in Three-Vehicle Crash, One Dead

    Around noon on Saturday, Bruce Jenner was involved in a three-vehicle collision on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, TMZ reports. There was one fatality; eight people were involved.

    A law enforcement source told TMZ that Jenner appeared to be okay, and he can be seen standing and speaking someone who appears to be an emergency worker in photos published on the site.



    Update, 5:15 p.m. – TMZ reports that Jenner volunteered to take a field sobriety test, which he passed, and that he told cops he was being chased by paparazzi when he rear-ended the white car seen above. That car was reportedly forced into oncoming traffic when it was struck by the black Hummer, according to TMZ. The car's female driver died.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Someone has their panties in a bunch.

    LLL is this true???

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Bruce Jenner Involved in Three-Vehicle Crash, One Dead

    Around noon on Saturday, Bruce Jenner was involved in a three-vehicle collision on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, TMZ reports. There was one fatality; eight people were involved.

    A law enforcement source told TMZ that Jenner appeared to be okay, and he can be seen standing and speaking someone who appears to be an emergency worker in photos published on the site.



    Update, 5:15 p.m. – TMZ reports that Jenner volunteered to take a field sobriety test, which he passed, and that he told cops he was being chased by paparazzi when he rear-ended the white car seen above. That car was reportedly forced into oncoming traffic when it was struck by the black Hummer, according to TMZ. The car's female driver died.
    Is that an admission of reckless driving?
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    I think Beiber got away with it so its going to be hard to apply a different interpretation of the law to Bruce King Shit American Hero Jenner.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    I'm stealing this to make me appear funny and edgy on Facebook

     
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    Bruce Jenner rear-ended a woman. That in itself is shocking news.

     
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    How do you blind an asian?

    Put a windshield in front of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
    How do you blind an asian?

    Put a windshield in front of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    I think Beiber got away with it so its going to be hard to apply a different interpretation of the law to Bruce King Shit American Hero Jenner.
    And when did bieber kill someone?

     
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    Only way this thread gets better is if the lady was in fact delivering a Papa John's pizza.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by yaahello View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    I think Beiber got away with it so its going to be hard to apply a different interpretation of the law to Bruce King Shit American Hero Jenner.
    And when did bieber kill someone?
    Reckless driving != vehicular manslaughter.

     
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      bukowski72: Jenner's divorce still isn't finalized because of CAs six month law so the family can get some of the Kardashian Pot of Gold
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    Bruce is in a shit pot full of trouble.

    Sounds like it is 100% his fault.

    He was a real American hero at one time.
    Save a Cow - Eat a Vegetarian, they're grass-fed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Bruce would be in a shit pot full of trouble if he wasn't white and filthy with Kardashian money and besties with the brains behind OJ Simpson's dream team.

    man really good point.

     
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    How f'n glad is Bruce that he didn't partake in a few beverages today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    A law enforcement source told TMZ that Jenner appeared to be okay, and she can be seen standing and speaking someone who appears to be an emergency worker in photos published on the site.



    Update, 5:15 p.m. – TMZ reports that Jenner volunteered to take a field sobriety test, which she passed, and that she told cops she was being chased by paparazzi when she rear-ended the white car seen above. That car was reportedly forced into oncoming traffic when it was struck by the black Hummer, according to TMZ. The car's female driver died.
    fyp

     
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    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    WOW!!!

    Bruce Jenner has already transformed himself into a woman driver.



     
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    It looks like the dude was returning from a party at the stables

     
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      Brittney Griner's Clit: look up one post. I was talking about sonatines thread title and this clown posts this. You might know a joke but you don't know who I was talking to.

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    Imagine how many gold medals he would have won competing as a woman.

     
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    Would you want to be rear-ended by this faggot?

    I guess most of his Kardashian money will be gone to pay for lawyers and lawsuits.

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    Women's Prison or Male Prison?

    Bruce should be angling for some Orange Is the New Black treatment.

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