Official I Am Hungover as Fuck After a Superbowl Party Trip Report Thread

[tyde]

I can honestly say I didn't watch a single play of the game even though it was on 5 screens at the party I went to at Paradise Cove



First of all, I could have given a shit who won that game.

Both teams suck. Tom Brady is a fucking toolbag and Richard Sherman needs to die in a grease fire immed

But the main reason I didn't watch the game was because the bartender was so incredibly hot I couldn't even think straight

maybe 5'3...110 pounds...perfect ass...perfect tits...long black hair...a legit 9.5

I will definitely get pics next time I see her

worked up the courage after my 4th margarita to ask her out to dinner and she said YES

I don't remember how I even got home, but the Jeep is safely parked outside so I guess I made it ok without incident.

gonna wait until I get my passport before I head down to Cabo...better to err on the side of caution imo. I thought about it, and it seems like a bad idea to hit the road without the proper documentation.

I still intend to head further south, but the truth is that there are some cool ass people around here and some really fun places to hang out

I live about 20 kilometers south of Rosarito now in a town called Puerto Nuevo





lots of expat Americans and some really interesting characters. amazing pizza restaurant called Ollies. (old school brick oven style..imported Italian cheese etc)



Also there is Charly's Place with these grilled garlic shrimp tacos that will make your toes curl.





bottom line is that Mexico rocks.

I feel safer here than I ever did in Sactown or L.A. or Oregon.

Ok...time to start grinding, pound some Red Bulls, and burn some crunk

life is good

[tyde]

oh and I forgot to mention that they had a roasted pig at the Paradise Cove party.

they brought it out on this huge rack....roasted golden brown.

perfectly executed pig roast

they served it Hawaiian style with this delicious teriyaki sauce or Mexican style with tortillas, rice & beans

also, they make their margaritas with fresh squeezed limes...not that generic bottled crap

ship it

[chinamaniac]

But the main reason I didn't watch the game was because the bartender was so incredibly hot I couldn't even think straight

maybe 5'3...110 pounds...perfect ass...perfect tits...long black hair...a legit 9.5

I will definitely get pics next time I see her

pics or

[bobby wong]

i dont think so james

[RegGaymer]

Keep drinking Red Bull and you'll turn into one.

[ThreeBet]

Keep drinking Red Bull and you'll turn into one.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

9.5?













































































I kid I kid...

[tyde]

I'm not even joking



she's fucking spectacular



I promise pics very soon

[RegGaymer]

Keep drinking Red Bull and you'll turn into one.

Err, energy drinks are the worst thing you can consume. Rammed with sugar, caffeine and taurine which makes you blind. You'd have to be retarded to disagree.

[Sloppy Joe]

I'm not even joking



she's fucking spectacular



I promise pics very soon

Perhaps you should work on your plan for the date and not worry so much about getting a picture for the sake of the internet.

[tyde]

I'm not even joking



she's fucking spectacular



I promise pics very soon

Perhaps you should work on your plan for the date and not worry so much about getting a picture for the sake of the internet.

I can multi-task believe it or not



plus, you people deserve to see pics of this goddess

[simpdog]

Tyde we all know you're actually in the USA using a VPN to play on Stars

The story is a bit unbelievable when you move every 2-3 months. Why would you move away from a sweet view with awesome off season rates?

[Sloppy Joe]

How long has it been since you went on a date?

[tyde]

Why would you move away from a sweet view with awesome off season rates?

well 2 reasons...

# 1 was Johnny B was a fucking asshole and I don't want to live in a community with that kind of drama/gossip etc

# 2 was because even though the view was amazing, the house had brick floors and concrete walls....it was ridiculous cold

plus I think that place was haunted (not even joking)

I started having really weird dreams and on several occasions Winnie would jump off the bed in the middle of the night and start barking and growling at nothing.....

also one morning I came out of my bedroom and all of my kitchen cupboards were open and all of the drawers pulled out

it fucking freaked me out

I had been at Mona Lisa for 6 months and just felt like a change

that house had some bad vibes

even with the discounted off season rate for a beachfront house, I felt like there were better options elsewhere

Ensenada was nice, don't get me wrong.

That was a great experience overall

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

So can we get a video of the new pad or what? Not trolling

[tyde]

So can we get a video of the new pad or what? Not trolling

my place right now is nothing special

big studio

only 100 a week though with free WIFI and satellite TV

its a good place to grind, which is what I'm focused on

still has a nice ocean view

[Krypt]

So can we get a video of the new pad or what? Not trolling

my place right now is nothing special

big studio

only 100 a week though with free WIFI and satellite TV

its a good place to grind, which is what I'm focused on

still has a nice ocean view

I don't see any ocean bro

[herbertstemple]

You should stop drinking and find Christ.

[bobby wong]

ironically, if you had just served out your sentence you'd be a free man by now and able to show your face in the united states

[big dick]

who is this loser^^ get fucked cocksucker