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    BREAKING NEWS!!! CHINAMANICAC GETTING 3 FEET OF SNOW. MCFAIL

    Yes, its me bottomset, I was not posting until June but circumstances change beyond my control. This might be one and done post unless things deteriorate.

    China and ANYONE in the Northeast needs make plans NOW. China is going to get 3 feet of snow followed by 20 degree temps.

    China: you need to get the following:

    non perishable food
    liquor
    water
    batteries
    flashlights
    weapons / guns

    McFail, you do the same too. You might get clipped.

     
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    rofl

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    Did anyone notice how this place went to hell the instant bottomset left?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Great to have you back Tony.

    Meanwhile in Vegas we are experiencing record high temps for January.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Don't go, Bottomset. What are your predictions for the upcoming northeast blizzard? These are the times when your expert, always accurate, predictions are needed the most.

    http://mashable.com/2015/01/25/histo...rd-nyc-boston/

    That is what you were hoping for when you started this thread, right?

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    Tony eh?

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    Yeah, so much for.... GLOBAL WARMING
    TRUMP 2024!

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    Just non-stop unrelenting LGBT propaganda being shoved down our throats.

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    Thanks snOwBAMA

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    In Minnesota, we call this, "Tuesday".

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Yeah, so much for.... GLOBAL WARMING

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    I'm ready, I went to the supermarket yesterday around 8 AM to just get regular things I need.

    I find it hilarious though that there are 200 people in individual lines at the supermarket before a big storm out here. Unless you have little kids etc... and really need things, you probably don't need anything.

    The blizzard of 1978 came quick and destroyed the east coast for a long time because they didn't know it was coming and they weren't prepared to take on the snow

    These days they have the manpower ready and equipment to handle the snow. I'd guess 95 % of the people rushing out to do food shopping do not really need anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    I'm ready, I went to the supermarket yesterday around 8 AM to just get regular things I need.

    I find it hilarious though that there are 200 people in individual lines at the supermarket before a big storm out here. Unless you have little kids etc... and really need things, you probably don't need anything.

    The blizzard of 1978 came quick and destroyed the east coast for a long time because they didn't know it was coming and they weren't prepared to take on the snow

    These days they have the manpower ready and equipment to handle the snow. I'd guess 95 % of the people rushing out to do food shopping do not really need anything

    Counterpoint:

    Sandy.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    I'm ready, I went to the supermarket yesterday around 8 AM to just get regular things I need.

    I find it hilarious though that there are 200 people in individual lines at the supermarket before a big storm out here. Unless you have little kids etc... and really need things, you probably don't need anything.

    The blizzard of 1978 came quick and destroyed the east coast for a long time because they didn't know it was coming and they weren't prepared to take on the snow

    These days they have the manpower ready and equipment to handle the snow. I'd guess 95 % of the people rushing out to do food shopping do not really need anything

    Counterpoint:

    Sandy.
    Sandy was diff obv, but this storm should be cleaned up within 24 hours of it being over

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    Foxwoods would be a good place for a grinder with no internet for two days. Won't have to dig out your car.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    Counterpoint:

    Sandy.
    Sandy was diff obv, but this storm should be cleaned up within 24 hours of it being over

    Dont get me wrong, I 100% agree, just speaking on the psychology at bar.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Foxwoods would be a good place for a grinder with no internet for two days. Won't have to dig out your car.
    Rooms probably already booked but of all of the major storms over the past 8 years I think I have yet to lose power. I dont really care if I do lose power either. I can run PC/laptops off cell phones if I really want to grind poker.

    Now I just need to convince my neighbors to move their cars to the visitor spots here so the plow guy will sweep through our 3 driveways in one jolt

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    lol @ snow

    epic fail

    low 80's yesterday in Baja

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Foxwoods would be a good place for a grinder with no internet for two days. Won't have to dig out your car.
    Rooms probably already booked but of all of the major storms over the past 8 years I think I have yet to lose power. I dont really care if I do lose power either. I can run PC/laptops off cell phones if I really want to grind poker.

    Now I just need to convince my neighbors to move their cars to the visitor spots here so the plow guy will sweep through our 3 driveways in one jolt
    I know a number of people who have put in back up generators and have never used them.

    On the other hand, the gym I go to gets a lot of walk ins who pay a guest fee just to use the showers when they lose power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Yes, its me bottomset, I was not posting until June but circumstances change beyond my control. This might be one and done post unless things deteriorate.

    China and ANYONE in the Northeast needs make plans NOW. China is going to get 3 feet of snow followed by 20 degree temps.

    China: you need to get the following:

    non perishable food
    liquor
    water
    batteries
    flashlights
    weapons / guns

    McFail, you do the same too. You might get clipped.
    thanks for your concern tony, but i'm one of the 3 pfa posters that doesn't live in the boston area

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Foxwoods would be a good place for a grinder with no internet for two days. Won't have to dig out your car.
    Rooms probably already booked but of all of the major storms over the past 8 years I think I have yet to lose power. I dont really care if I do lose power either. I can run PC/laptops off cell phones if I really want to grind poker.

    Now I just need to convince my neighbors to move their cars to the visitor spots here so the plow guy will sweep through our 3 driveways in one jolt
    WTF, right after I posted this I go downstairs to get a cup of coffee. My dog was down there banging one of his stuffed animals about 2 hours ago. I notice him lying on the floor with a guilty look on his face as he is cleaning his cock. I pick him up and his cock is inverted. I have seen this before and when I got the materials to help him out I picked him up and it fixed on it's own.

    I come back to the office and my intenet is down for first time in a while wtf. Now running off Iphone FTL

    Edit: now fixed

     
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