Obama is taking credit for everything in his SOTU Address

[Seth]

Just watch, he is going to take credit for Jewdonk's score.

This guy is a fucking joke. The world is collapsing and he is lauding the stock market, something he has never had control of, and no President ever controls.

LOL.

[ToasterOven]

When you fix a leaky gasket, don't you take credit for a turd getting flushed?

[Seth]

When you fix a leaky gasket, don't you take credit for a turd getting flushed?

Nice try pal. You latest weakest attempt. Wit is not your strength, that has been proven time and again.

[ToasterOven]

When you fix a leaky gasket, don't you take credit for a turd getting flushed?

Nice try pal. You latest weakest attempt. Wit is not your strength, that has been proven time and again.

Huffington Post.

[Seth]

LOL. $0 to go to Community College. LOL. More free shit. Next: Free Cars

[RealTalk]

lol @ boehner not clapping for women getting equal pay

[bukowski72]

Tonight, with a healthy, growing economy, with more Americans going back to work, with our nation an active force for good in the world, the state of our union is confident and strong.

(APPLAUSE)

America's economy is the fastest growing of any major industrialized nation.

In the past four years, we have provided tax relief to every person who pays income taxes, overcome a recession, opened up new markets abroad, prosecuted corporate criminals, raised homeownership to its highest level in history. And in the last year alone, the United States has added 2.3 million new jobs.

(APPLAUSE)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I come before you to report on the state of our Union, and I'm pleased to report that after 4 years of united effort, the American people have brought forth a nation renewed, stronger, freer, and more secure than before.

Four years ago we said we would invigorate our economy by giving people greater freedom and incentives to take risks and letting them keep more of what they earned. We did what we promised, and a great industrial giant is reborn.

Tonight we can take pride in 25 straight months of economic growth, the strongest in 34 years; a 3-year inflation average of 3.9 percent, the lowest in 17 years; and 7.3 million new jobs in 2 years, with more of our citizens working than ever before.

[RealTalk]

so apparently free and open internet and...

[BeerAndPoker]

Not a surprise he wants to praise himself just like every other president does.

I can't tolerate watching Obama and his SOTU which should be STFU speech but will probably read the cliff notes later.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Has the acronym SOTU always been used for the State of the Union Address? I've never seen that before. Did they just start doing that because it looks African?

[Lord of the Fraud]

Just watch, he is going to take credit for Jewdonk's score.

This guy is a fucking joke. The world is collapsing and he is lauding the stock market, something he has never had control of, and no President ever controls.

LOL.

lol wat? The world is collapsing?

Sounds like a quote straight from Fox News that.

The world is in decent shape. Bits of conflict here and there. But that's always been the case.


Also I read somewhere that Jeb Bush could be running for office?

Having another war mongering Bush headcase in the chair would be bad for both America and the world.

[DirtyB]

Did he take credit for Johnny Manzel being the top pick in the draft and an MVP candidate?

I'm still confused as to why the multiple NFL scouts that you're close friends with would lie to you about that.

[RealTalk]

did someone actually approve this republican response? biscuit lines? bread bags over your feet? wtf is going on in iowa

[Lord of the Fraud]

Must be people who actually lap up that nonsense from the Republican biscuit queen.


UK news even cut the bitch short.


What an odious little slag.

[Seth]

Did he take credit for Johnny Manzel being the top pick in the draft and an MVP candidate?

I'm still confused as to why the multiple NFL scouts that you're close friends with would lie to you about that.

You are kind of pissed your wages have not gone up since 2008? They have been flat, correct? Your pay has not been kept up with inflation so that sucks.

[splitthis]

Can't wait till boehner gets the melanoma diagnosis.

[big dick]

Just watch, he is going to take credit for Jewdonk's score.

This guy is a fucking joke. The world is collapsing and he is lauding the stock market, something he has never had control of, and no President ever controls.

LOL.

So who should he be giving the credit to? Bush/Cheney? Clinton? Reagan?

[ltrainkoja]

agreed all presidents brag-- but have people forgotten the "State of the Union" he inherited 6 years ago. I actually felt sorry for him trying to fix all that/this mess

[Corrigan]

I can't tolerate watching Obama and his SOTU which should be STFU speech

You still got it, bud.

[DirtyB]

Did he take credit for Johnny Manzel being the top pick in the draft and an MVP candidate?

I'm still confused as to why the multiple NFL scouts that you're close friends with would lie to you about that.

You are kind of pissed your wages have not gone up since 2008? They have been flat, correct? Your pay has not been kept up with inflation so that sucks.

My wages are up just over 50% since then.

I find it strangely amusing that you've kept up the "I have a bunch of money" thing for years and years despite literally zero people believing it. It takes on this performance art quality that's pretty interesting.