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    20 years later, "Lisa Turtle" from Saved by the Bell talks about the show

    Lisa Turtle was the whitest black girl ever to appear on television.

    She was so white that the show almost never made reference to her being black.

    So here she is, 20 years later, and her makeup seems to be somewhat inspired by Tammy Faye Bakker.

    http://d.yimg.com/nl/omg/site/player...46511&repeat=0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Lisa Turtle was the whitest black girl ever to appear on television.

    She was so white that the show almost never made reference to her being black.

    So here she is, 20 years later, and her makeup seems to be somewhat inspired by Tammy Faye Bakker.

    http://d.yimg.com/nl/omg/site/player...46511&repeat=0
    As someone who was on Team Lisa back in the day I immediately clicked this link when I saw it on Yahoo. Once they showed her I had to turn it off instantly... I'm still having trouble getting the "new" Lisa Turtle out of my head to envision the old one............
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    I wish she had done Showgirls or a homemade porno.

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    By the way, the character of Alex (played by Kiersten Warren) on "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" was arguably the worst, most annoying character in TV history.

    It was because of this character alone that I couldn't continue watching this show for more than about 1 1/2 episodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Lisa Turtle was the whitest black girl ever to appear on television.

    She was so white that the show almost never made reference to her being black.

    So here she is, 20 years later, and her makeup seems to be somewhat inspired by Tammy Faye Bakker.

    http://d.yimg.com/nl/omg/site/player...46511&repeat=0
    The show also took place in a universe where they achieved world peace. If that was possible you think they cared about race?

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    You also have to give Zack credit for being one of the first high school kids to regularly carry around a cell phone.

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    Any show that starred Dustin Diamond has lost all credibilty. What a total douchebag he is. Fuck Screech.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bootsy Collins View Post
    Any show that starred Dustin Diamond has lost all credibilty. What a total douchebag he is. Fuck Screech.
    People used to say that Ken Scalir reminded them of the Screech character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You also have to give Zack credit for being one of the first high school kids to regularly carry around a cell phone.
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    Wow she fucking blew up. Damn.

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    How has nobody commented on her skin color going all Sammy Sosa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You also have to give Zack credit for being one of the first high school kids to regularly carry around a cell phone.
    lol i remember when those HUGE phone first came out...they were the first phones not to have to be carried in a suit case if memory serves...and your right druff at the time the only people that had them were rich or drug dealers...no kids were sporting cell phones in the late 80's

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    WTF Happened to Lisa Turtle (Lark Vorhies) from Saved By The Bell?

    WTF?? Has she been seeing Michael Jackson surgeon or what?



    Ack, meant to add another o to her last name but won't let me fix it.

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    Lark Voorhies Now vs. Then Photos - Did Lisa Turtle Have Plastic Surgery for 2012?
    May 10, 2012 07:15 PM EDT


    A new set of Lark Voorhies now vs. then photos has emerged in 2012, leaving many to wonder what has happened to Lisa Turtle? The former "Saved By The Bell" star certainly has grown up, and has people questioning if plastic surgery has been done.

    Over at Buzzfeed, the photographic evidence is on display. One photo shows the odd couple of Screech and Lisa from a "SBTB" episode of yesteryear. They were never quite a couple, but Screech certainly tried his best to get with the cute Lisa Turtle.

    Then there's the Lark Voorhies now photos. It shows Lark all grown up, with a much different-looking, maybe pudgier face. Some comments on the article and photos suggest that maybe plastic surgery was done. Some have gone so far as to suggest "She looks like Lil Kim now. Ew."

    While that may be stretching things quite a bit (no pun intended), Lark certainly looks a lot different than her days back at Bayside High. For comparison's sake, all of her castmates pretty much look like older versions of the people from the show. Mario Lopez, check. Mark Paul Goselaar, check. Tifanny Amber-Thiesen, check. Screech, check. So what happened to Lark Voorhies exactly?

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    looks like someones been rocking that botox and heavy, heavvvyy makeup.

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    I don't think Botox can stretch your eyes like that.
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