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    Jon Jones Tests Positive for cocaine

    And they say it isn't a performance enhancer!

    http://t.co/q2eIg7f11Z

    This explains alot, actually
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    He actually tested positive in early december, not after the fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    He actually tested positive in early december, not after the fight.
    The article said the test was Thursday. That's still apparently "out of competition" and not punishable.

    Could it be a strategy to cut weight that he learned from a stripper?

    Dana White did the "we support our fighter" thing. But I can't imagine how pissed off he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    He actually tested positive in early december, not after the fight.
    The article said the test was Thursday. That's still apparently "out of competition" and not punishable.

    Could it be a strategy to cut weight that he learned from a stripper?

    Dana White did the "we support our fighter" thing. But I can't imagine how pissed off he is.
    This article is wrong, apparently. The test Jones failed was in early December, the 4th iir. He then passed additional testing done after Dec 4, all considered out of competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    He actually tested positive in early december, not after the fight.
    The article said the test was Thursday. That's still apparently "out of competition" and not punishable.

    Could it be a strategy to cut weight that he learned from a stripper?

    Dana White did the "we support our fighter" thing. But I can't imagine how pissed off he is.

    Maybe I dont know enough about this, but it seems to me he is even more retarded than someone taking performance enhancing drugs. It sounds as if he simply decided it was worth it to do blow some weekend for the hell of it.

    And LOL at rehab. Does anyone really think Jones has a serious cocaine problem? retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    The article said the test was Thursday. That's still apparently "out of competition" and not punishable.

    Could it be a strategy to cut weight that he learned from a stripper?

    Dana White did the "we support our fighter" thing. But I can't imagine how pissed off he is.

    Maybe I dont know enough about this, but it seems to me he is even more retarded than someone taking performance enhancing drugs. It sounds as if he simply decided it was worth it to do blow some weekend for the hell of it.
    How is this any different than any other athlete?

    Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you have too much money.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    And LOL at rehab. Does anyone really think Jones has a serious cocaine problem? retarded
    Via this deadspin article, a source claims he might:

    Just a few minutes ago, I got this text from a source close to Jones: Can't believe it took this long for jon to pop on coke.
    Although I tend to agree with you, cmoney; if I were his people, it's time for damage control once that dirty piss test comes out: "Dude, we are going to rehab, and you are going to find yourself a shit ton of Jesus"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyB View Post

    The article said the test was Thursday.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    This article is wrong, apparently. The test Jones failed was in early December, the 4th iir. He then passed additional testing done after Dec 4, all considered out of competition.


    https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-c...214520325.html

    Kind of odd that Fox Sports article is still up uncorrected.

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    This shit always comes out after the fact, but it seems like it was a very poorly kept secret (among fighters and mma media) that Bones loves to party.

    Also, he said after this last fight that he was now finally gonna train out of camp, something he never did before. I'd imagine getting popped for coke prompted that change of mindset.

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    Well as they say cocaine is a helluva drug

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    The unanswerable question at this stage is why a test was conducted for street drugs. No one at the commission can answer that and it appears that the test was done erroneously.

    One person familiar with the procedures involved in anti-doping said a test for recreational drugs, or so-called drugs of abuse, would not be following the WADA Code and thus shouldn't have been done.
    https://sports.yahoo.com/news/why-jo...21247-mma.html

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    Looks like the test levels and t/e ratios are gonna end up being the main story here. Bones's test levels are down in the really low, Sonnen & Overeem AFTER THEY GOT OFF TEST levels low. Maybe even lower than both of those cats, and Vitor as well, but I can't quickly find all their old results. The t/e ratios as low as .18 in one test strongly suggests fuckery.

    Nevada has all his old tests and the rumbles are starting to call for CIR testing done on the samples. CIR testing basically breaks down the shit to an atomic level to figure out what's natural and what's synthetic. Now, Nevada has ROYALLY fucked up everything so far, starting with testing for non-prohibited shit in the first place, which they said was an administrative error that one time, except they did it every single time they tested Jones. Nevada also said they gave Bones the 2nd test because of the shady results of the first test, even though the results of the first test didn't come back until almost a week after they had already given Bones the 2nd drug test, so without time machines, that story can't possibly work.



    Ugly shit going down here. Should only get more interesting....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly View Post
    Looks like the test levels and t/e ratios are gonna end up being the main story here. Bones's test levels are down in the really low, Sonnen & Overeem AFTER THEY GOT OFF TEST levels low. Maybe even lower than both of those cats, and Vitor as well, but I can't quickly find all their old results. The t/e ratios as low as .18 in one test strongly suggests fuckery.

    Nevada has all his old tests and the rumbles are starting to call for CIR testing done on the samples. CIR testing basically breaks down the shit to an atomic level to figure out what's natural and what's synthetic. Now, Nevada has ROYALLY fucked up everything so far, starting with testing for non-prohibited shit in the first place, which they said was an administrative error that one time, except they did it every single time they tested Jones. Nevada also said they gave Bones the 2nd test because of the shady results of the first test, even though the results of the first test didn't come back until almost a week after they had already given Bones the 2nd drug test, so without time machines, that story can't possibly work.



    Ugly shit going down here. Should only get more interesting....
    http://www.mmamania.com/2015/1/7/751...-t-e-leves-mma

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    Why would something called a "Confidential Test Report" be posted on some random MMA website.

    Doesn't sound all that confidential to me.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Why would something called a "Confidential Test Report" be posted on some random MMA website.

    Doesn't sound all that confidential to me.
    All sorts of weirdness when it comes to drug tests. Some states make the results available via FOIA requests, but others use the HIPAA laws as guidelines and never release medical info. These particular ones are from Nevada, and were released via FOIA requests.

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