My Reply to Johnny B (Bad Sicilian) and His Aging Ex Stripper Girlfriend Patty

[Daredevil]

Marty why are you using an avatar of me in the middle of speaking to where my mouth is open in a weird way?

Didn't you bitch for years about people doing the same to you?

Since you're here now Todd, what was the deal with the PM's/Jewdonk lockout situation...

[lol wow]

Feel like we have call shenanigans on tyde washing his clothes you're story does not check out

[Hockey Guy]

Marty why are you using an avatar of me in the middle of speaking to where my mouth is open in a weird way?

Didn't you bitch for years about people doing the same to you?

Since you're here now Todd, what was the deal with the PM's/Jewdonk lockout situation...

I know when I'm not logged into my account sending PM's or IM's on the site is very hit & miss.

 

Sometimes the recipient doesn't get them

 

& sometimes I'm so drunk I just think I sent them.

[DJ_Chaps]

Well, this is awkward. obv I have been a Tyde fan for years and he is my boy. Big time. But dang, I am def a fan of Johnny. Hope Tyde understands.

[Sanlmar]

I aint tryan see no highway chase with Jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I pull over to the side of the road I heard
Son do you know why im stopping you for

99 Problems But A Bitch Ain't One
Jayz

[Sloppy Joe]

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[Seth]

WHILE IT'S TEMPTING TO REPLY TO ALL YOUR BULLSHIT TYDE (OR MY DUPE, OR BOB FREEBIE, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR STUPID NAME IS THIS WEEK), I DON'T GOT THE TIME. AND YOU SEEM TO BE DOING A FINE JOB MAKING EVEN MORE OF AN ASSHOLE OF YOURSELF WITHOUT MY HELP. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

JUST ONE LITTLE THING. IF YOU'RE DRIVING SOUTH TO LA PAZ AND POSTED PICS OF LA BUFADORA ON YOUR WAY OUT OF TOWN YESTERDAY MORNING, WHY DID MY OLD LADY SEE YOU AT THE LAUNDROMAT IN TOWN HERE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON? OOPS. I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ON YOUR LITTLE ROAD TRIP DICKIE.

EVERYONE HERE IS DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE. KEEP IT THAT WAY. YOU PROBABLY OWE TOO MUCH MONEY TO SHOW YOUR FACE ANYWAY.

YO TIDE? WTF? YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO BAD SICILIAN? HE DID RUN YOU OUT OF TOWN? JUST LIKE THOSE OREGON COPS, LV COPS, FELON, ETC....

HOSED AGAIN BRO

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

Reading this thread I got so confused. I literally thought Seth was living in Mexico and his name was Johnny this whole time.

I think because Seth quoted Johnny in another thread, but as himself.


Oh well. Tyde's living situations are like Todd's customer service stories. Literally hundreds of times they happened, yet never once is it their fault.


lol, off to the next town

[Sloppy Joe]

The average amount of time between living situations has been dropping rapidly.

I can't imagine what an exhausting life it would be to have to move so often, especially if it was my fault every time for pocklin' it up too much with others.

Mort seems to fuck things up every time as soon as other humans enter the fray. Why have he never learned to maintain adult relationships?

[superallah]

Tyde's living situations are like Todd's customer service stories. Literally hundreds of times they happened, yet never once is it their fault.

well said.

[tgull]

WHILE IT'S TEMPTING TO REPLY TO ALL YOUR BULLSHIT TYDE (OR MY DUPE, OR BOB FREEBIE, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR STUPID NAME IS THIS WEEK), I DON'T GOT THE TIME. AND YOU SEEM TO BE DOING A FINE JOB MAKING EVEN MORE OF AN ASSHOLE OF YOURSELF WITHOUT MY HELP. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

JUST ONE LITTLE THING. IF YOU'RE DRIVING SOUTH TO LA PAZ AND POSTED PICS OF LA BUFADORA ON YOUR WAY OUT OF TOWN YESTERDAY MORNING, WHY DID MY OLD LADY SEE YOU AT THE LAUNDROMAT IN TOWN HERE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON? OOPS. I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ON YOUR LITTLE ROAD TRIP DICKIE.

EVERYONE HERE IS DOIN THE HAPPY DANCE NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE. KEEP IT THAT WAY. YOU PROBABLY OWE TOO MUCH MONEY TO SHOW YOUR FACE ANYWAY.

So how is the Marketing business doing Jewdonk? I mean you were chased out of the states, and the Bad Sicilian ran you out of his town, but that is what successful business owners do right? You bounce town to town. Surely you are making money in Mexico, right? That is what successful Marketers do.

LOL. Your parents must be so ashamed of their loser son. Keep counting down the days until your inheritance, then your roll will be replenished. Fuck what a leech.

BTW, Donald Trump, your hero would call you a fucking loser pal. Why? because you are a fucking loser.

[tgull]

I just now noticed this chick has a penis belt. Fuck, LOL