My Reply to Johnny B (Bad Sicilian) and His Aging Ex Stripper Girlfriend Patty

[My Dupe]

about 11 AM or so today headed south

[Reno]

[My Dupe]

Patty looks great for her age and is actually very sweet and has a good heart

Its a shame she's stuck with a guy like Johnny who treats her like shit and beats on her verbally non stop

maybe she likes that kind of thing, but she could do a lot better imo

I considered her a friend, and it sucks all this shit blew up because John is such a macho asshole

Tyson wanted to bang the shit out of her and talked about her non stop

If John isn't careful, he's going to wake up one of these days and she'll be long gone without even so much as a note

[RealTalk]

lol how did this johnny b guy end up finding PFA?

[My Dupe]

lol how did this johnny b guy end up finding PFA?

great question

he isn't smart enough to find it on his own

wouldn't surprise me a bit if one the more hardcore trolls around put in some overtime and sent him a message

there are still links on Google about me linking to PFA though so who knows

it really doesn't matter that much to me either way

I'd go head to head with Johnny all day long

I've been smiling a lot and socializing with people and spreading good karma wherever I can

ironic the only person I've had an issue with since coming to Mexico is some Brooklyn based exile with a fucked up attitude

should be in La Paz in 2 days, maybe 3

I'll be checking this thread on a regular basis

[chinamaniac]

MY DUPE IS GOD/thread

[zealanddonk]

MY DUPE IS GOD/thread

He is giving the people what they want.

[Bootsy Collins]

Marty,

Question. Why did you create this "My Dupe" account, and pretty much openly posting as yourself? Doesn't quite make sense to me and am curious on why.

[My Dupe]

Marty,

Question. Why did you create this "My Dupe" account, and pretty much openly posting as yourself? Doesn't quite make sense to me and am curious on why.

because for some reason my Tyde password stopped working with auto login ( maybe Johnny B 'hacked' it lol )

it was pretty easy to remember, but I kept getting denied

I emailed and PMed Todd about resetting it for me on several occasions over the last week or so and he never responded

so I said fuck it, and started My Dupe

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Kinda hoping you're wearing a condom when you're banging those filthy Mexican prostitutes. Your standards are crazy low.

[My Dupe]

Kinda hoping you're wearing a condom when you're banging those filthy Mexican prostitutes. Your standards are crazy low.

LOL I didn't bang any of them yet

the one that Lecho was trying to set me up with when he came to Johns house on Thanksgiving night was pretty low rent

nice PM from one of Todd's buddies just now

Tuna: giving johnny all your information as we speak
Me: you do that champ
Tuna: got your whole family tree
Tuna: champ

LOL you mean my information that is all over the internet already

I stand behind every word I said on these posts and in this thread, and all of it is accurate

Tuna: I wouldnt fuck with johnny
Tuna: but i guess you dont think
Me: how about fuck him and fuck you too

[Tuna]

LOL I didn't bang any of them yet

the one that Lecho was trying to set me up with when he came to Johns house on Thanksgiving night was pretty low rent

nice PM from one of Todd's buddies just now

Tuna: giving johnny all your information as we speak
Me: you do that champ
Tuna: got your whole family tree
Tuna: champ

LOL you mean my information that is all over the internet already

I stand behind every word I said on these posts and in this thread, and all of it is accurate

totally fabricated

[My Dupe]

get him on radio and lets do a segment

if Todd can shut his mouth for 10 minutes (which is next to impossible)

would be more than happy to discuss my last 5 months at Mona Lisa with this chump

he's got his fucking nerve making character assassinations and a multitude of disparaging remarks to me when I never had a single bad word to say about him or his woman

dude is an ego maniac headcase who drives a beat up early 90's Ford Econoline and then has the balls to say I'm 'ghetto'

that's just poetic

[My Dupe]

at the risk of repeating myself because I think I touched on this in the OP

but all of this nonsense seems to stem from the fact I showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner

I brought Johnny and Patty both a nice bouquet of poinsettias the next day to sincerely apologize for being insensitive and/or offending them

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what Johnny never mentioned is my friend Dave came down to visit from So Cal and I really wanted them both to meet him. I invited both of them to a nice outdoor barbecue

guess who never showed up or even bothered to say I'm sorry for not showing up

fucking hypocritical motherfucker

I showed my man Dave Johnnie's fucked up posts last night and he just started cracking up and saying FUCK THAT GUY

he said the same thing when neither of them showed up that night I was like 'damn they didn't come to meet you'

I told them a week before he was coming that I was looking forward to him meeting both John and Patty and we got dissed bigtime

never got an anything close to an I'm sorry or we were busy

Oh and if Johnny is so baller and out of my league.....why is he pimping 8 dollar bags of Mexican brick and has a sign on his door to charge residents to use his phone to make local calls

yes that is also true

anytime you're ready John

[Sloppy Joe]

So old Mort loaded up the Land Rover and exited Ensenada before setting up a new command station to 'unleash' on this guy?

Why not just hug it out over some beers?

[My Dupe]

So old Mort loaded up the Land Rover and exited Ensenada before setting up a new command station to 'unleash' on this guy?

Why not just hug it out over some beers?

the command center is alive and well

and its a Range Rover

found a nice ocean front place tonight for 19 bucks with a surprisingly capable wifi connection

the journey continues tomorrow

weather projected to be amazing, sunny and warm

[Tuna]

So old Mort loaded up the Land Rover and exited Ensenada before setting up a new command station to 'unleash' on this guy?

Why not just hug it out over some beers?

the command center is alive and well

and its a Range Rover

found a nice ocean front place tonight for 19 bucks with a surprisingly capable wifi connection

the journey continues tomorrow

weather projected to be amazing, sunny and warm

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooool

bhahahhahahahahhaha

[Avon Barksdale]

Don't ever change, Jewdonk.

[My Dupe]

so much for Todd doing fuck all to control any measure of trolling on this site

had to turn off chat from this fool Tuna who hasn't been on this site for almost a month

veiled personal threats, chronic negativity, red rep campaigns, and obsessive trolling seem to be the cornerstone elements of Poker Douche Alert

ironically this little drama is just the appetizer

PFA won't be getting any of the main course because I prefer to watch this place stagnate with 4 posts a day in the betting thread.

enjoy this one while it lasts

this site is pretty awful on so many levels

but since Johnny wanted to unload a little, I figured I'd respond

consider this one a late Christmas present

[lol wow]

you realize the warm embrace of skatzpoker is like 3 clicks away so fuck these haters breh and indianajim literally saw a show about oaxaca once so youll feel at home