This should be fun
I liked these people as soon as I met them, and went out of my way to be hospitable, generous and friendly
I've never had a single disparaging or critical word about either them until I saw all this shit get posted yesterday out of the blue about a holiday that was over a month ago
So, I've been looking forward to replying to this goombah psycho loudmouth bipolar abusive motherfucker since I read his CAP laden posts yesterday, and addressing some of his ridiculous accusations and character assassinations.
Let me tell you something about good ol' Johnny B...
he treats his woman like shit. I wouldn't surprise me if he smacks her around. He is constantly telling her to 'shit the fuck up cunt', and abusing her verbally like you wouldn't believe.
This guy is your typical 'Brooklyn' based east coast mentality half wit clown. Imagine a shorter and fatter Tony Soprano with a severe case of diarrhea of the mouth, and mild downs syndrome
Johnny's problem with me isn't that they got snubbed on Thanksgiving, it's that I like to party, and he resents the fact that everyone at Mona Lisa liked me a lot and they avoid both him and his woman like the plague.
not to mention their ice-head downstairs freak show neighbor Debbie who seems to have tried to instigate a lot of this drama because her old man had more fun hanging out with me than she did her dried up, crinkly and half conscious nasty ass.
Other than myself. Debbie the drug addict was the only guest at that dinner
To clarify the allegations Johnny made about me on Thanksgiving...
yes I was late to their dinner and felt bad about it
yes I left early to go bang a hooker (which I didn't because she was nasty)
Incidentally I had no idea she was a prostitute when Lecho came to Johnny's cheap ass 350 dollar a month unit to invite me to come meet her
yes I came back and took my tequila back after the girl left my house
let me say that I was late to their dinner (which was elaborate and very tasty' by the way) because I had been neck deep in a bottle of tequila and lost track of time.
It's as simple as that.
It wasn't an intentional snub or 'disrespecting his woman' like Johnny nipple rings paints it out to be. Hardly this cardinal sin he would like you people to believe.
Here is the part Johnny Santa beer gut conveniently omitted from his tale...(other than his girl Patty inviting me...he claims I 'showed up uninvited' which of course is a complete lie)
that the following day, I realized I had committed a social error of sorts, and wanted to make it up to them...
so I went to to store and bought this nice poinsettia bouquet as a gesture of my sincere apology to them for showing up late, and leaving slightly early (even though they were all finished with dinner) when Lecho came over to say he found me a nice girl.
I'm not going to embellish anything like bi-polar Johnny the washed up over the hill Mexican exile did
Johnny is just a miserable person who likes to insult people and verbally abuse his girlfriend. That's a fact folks
I'd also like to add that when my great friend Dave came down to visit me and they were invited to come BBQ by the fire pit and meet one of my best friends, they absolutely snubbed the whole night and never even showed up.
Self centered ex stripper and her failed aging overweight meal ticket have the audacity to say I am 'ghetto' when I drive a Range Rover and Johnny drives a beat up dusty old 1992 Ford Econoline van with a couple of bubble windows on each side with expired Nevada tags
Personal note to Johnny and Patty: fuck off
Johnny is pissed off because I like to party and have fun and he can't handle his booze, and resents anyone that drinks.
Also important to note that Patty would jump on Facebook and message me to 'party' every time Johnny took off for more than 2 minutes, because she is not allowed to drink we he is around.
Oh and Patty did warn me he was a volatile and self centered loud mouth abusive asshole, not to mention being diagnosed with a severe bi-polar disorder
heading for biggest and better pastures....moved out today heading to La Paz
Johnny if you can sell enough bags of your cheap ass 1/2 ounce bags of Mexican bunk, maybe you can come down and visit
Tyson would back me up on Johnny treating her like dirt if he wasn't locked up for trying to run meth for the cartel
plenty more to come since my mom brought me this nice ass new HP laptop for Christmas
Oh and before I close this out...
Johnny does nothing but make character assassinations and throw out insults. Never has a single good word to say about anyone...not me...not anyone at Mona Lisa, not his aging stripper girlfriend who looks like hammered shit without makeup, or anyone else
None of this would be happening, and I certainly wouldn't be wasting my time on such a lengthy reply to his post if he wasn't such a self-entitled wannabee guido and had the guts to knock on my door and get in my face about something he was pissed off about over a month ago
funny how he registers an account here on Christmas Day, and waits for his big moment yesterday to post all this crap.
welcome to the snake pit Johnny
let me know when you want to compare life resume's asshole