Total noob toolbag goes on huge heater

[Sanlmar]

Poker happens. Right? Maybe I am too old, but the hand is only mildly interesting.

The kid didn't sweep his monitor off the desk.

He is almost fucking laughing. Now that folks is endearing.

How does a beginner ever have that reaction? Kid has some special charisma.

Handle your shit like that and somebody will ship him another bullet - lol, and a donation and another.....

I remember early viral vids. This Twitch has the same vibe - some kids are gonna hit it big.
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Edit: the more I think about it .... it was the very early youtube/viral vid kids who got the big press and occasional contract or opportunity in conventional media.

The noob may have smoked $40k but he may get the notoriety that might allow him to parlay this Twitch into some other opportunity worth much more.

Cool shit

[rickastley]

i prefer this vid, one way to deal with losing the hand:

[abrown83]

12%

[Sanlmar]

12%

Lol, I know.

He calls out the number but it has absolutely no impact on how he plays the hand.

Bits and pieces.

[abrown83]

12%

Lol, I know.

He calls out the number but it has absolutely no impact on how he plays the hand.

Bits and pieces.

Not going to lie, I cringe every time I see him get to the river.

Watching the Pros figure out that the guy is incapable of checking behind on the river makes me want to cry.

The JJ, AJ10 flop hand posted earlier he could have saved himself a fortune if he would learn to check behind.

[BeerAndPoker]

Just fired up twitch for lolz and kid is back at it again playing $10/20 with about a $6k stack atm. I'm not sure what he is in for since I just clicked but figured I'd give the heads up in case anyone wanted to watch.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

he just said he's in for just 2K...

shocking...theres a youtube of his heater from his 2K run to like 40...

thought 10/20 was supposed to be one of the toughest regular games that runs...

[chinamaniac]

he just said he's in for just 2K...

shocking...theres a youtube of his heater from his 2K run to like 40...

thought 10/20 was supposed to be one of the toughest regular games that runs...

Maybe on sites where the top pros have all the data on other players but much diff on anonymous. Could be 4 fish at a table at any time and the only way you know is to play and find out or watch and join. I'm sure these games are filled with pros but there is also a combo of donks as well.

[chinamaniac]

he just said he's in for just 2K...

shocking...theres a youtube of his heater from his 2K run to like 40...

thought 10/20 was supposed to be one of the toughest regular games that runs...

Maybe on sites where the top pros have all the data on other players but much diff on anonymous. Could be 4 fish at a table at any time and the only way you know is to play and find out or watch and join. I'm sure these games are filled with pros but there is also a combo of donks as well.

+ chuck it all in a bunch and win some races and you can run it up quick

[rickastley]

at AK hand just now

[BeerAndPoker]

He just slow rolled the fuck out of some guy.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

he just said he's in for just 2K...

shocking...theres a youtube of his heater from his 2K run to like 40...

thought 10/20 was supposed to be one of the toughest regular games that runs...

Maybe on sites where the top pros have all the data on other players but much diff on anonymous. Could be 4 fish at a table at any time and the only way you know is to play and find out or watch and join. I'm sure these games are filled with pros but there is also a combo of donks as well.

only problem with that argument is how the hell are fish getting thousands upon thousands of dollars on sites like bovada? especially without western union as an option any more...

would never argue that there aren't people with more money than they know what to do with, but just don't see how they get it online any more...

[chinamaniac]

Maybe on sites where the top pros have all the data on other players but much diff on anonymous. Could be 4 fish at a table at any time and the only way you know is to play and find out or watch and join. I'm sure these games are filled with pros but there is also a combo of donks as well.

only problem with that argument is how the hell are fish getting thousands upon thousands of dollars on sites like bovada? especially without western union as an option any more...

would never argue that there aren't people with more money than they know what to do with, but just don't see how they get it online any more...

Well they do take credit cards and bank cards. Deposit--> run it up

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

only problem with that argument is how the hell are fish getting thousands upon thousands of dollars on sites like bovada? especially without western union as an option any more...

would never argue that there aren't people with more money than they know what to do with, but just don't see how they get it online any more...

Well they do take credit cards and bank cards. Deposit--> run it up

i feel ya on that one...i just have the wrong CC then because i have to perform some ninja type shit to get netspend to get accepted on bovada...

[Sanlmar]

Getting the money into Bovada account is one thing.

It's the notion people keep donating to this kid - endless reloads. Twitch is like Kickstarter but with better graphics.


Edit: to hell with poker pros and some notion they bring business to sites.

If I was Bovada I'd be donating to this kid. Maybe they are.

Bringing huge attention.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Getting the money into Bovada account is one thing.

It's the notion people keep donating to this kid - endless reloads. Twitch is like Kickstarter but with better graphics.


Edit: to hell with poker pros and some notion they bring business to sites.

If I was Bovada I'd be donating to this kid. Maybe they are.

Bringing huge attention.

that's the thing...don't know where these endless reloads are coming from...

he's only up 15K right now...

it is amazing...good for him though...hopefully he runs it up to 100K and disappears...

[BeerAndPoker]

Danielle Andersen ‏@dmoongirl 19m19 minutes ago
@187bonez666 @KaiMcMinn not preggo but if it ever happens again, I'm 12% to name my kid #StickyRice

[Lord of the Fraud]

Every bone in my body tells me to hate that little mongloid... but can't bring myself to dislike the cunt...


His innocence is just too pure and is blissfully unaware of his busto fate..

[RegGaymer]

He may well go busto but it's people like this that are one of the few things that are good for poker these days, he brings twitch gamers into poker and instills the belief that amateurs can win.

[JUSTIFIEDhomicide]

Well they do take credit cards and bank cards. Deposit--> run it up

i feel ya on that one...i just have the wrong CC then because i have to perform some ninja type shit to get netspend to get accepted on bovada...

People think getting money on Bovada is tough, but it's just not.


it literally takes one simple step. Calling your credit card company and making sure they allow you to have foreign transactions. It really is as simple as that. Don't really feel like elaborating if you don't know