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    J-Date?

    I am not Jewish, but thinking of making a run at it with their website. For whatever reason Jewish girls are hot. Maybe its the commercials or that chick in the Dirty Dancing movie that seems to run like every day now

    There are some fucking babes on their website. I am a huge fan of the Benjamin Netanyahu so I can drop that as cred. I also watched Schindler's List.

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    Just go to google and type in your zip code and Jewish singles

    ????

    profit

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    Probably my worst nightmare

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    Why are all of the board's crippling alcoholics such whores for attention?

    Full disclosure is usually the only way that any of the online things ever pan out.

    I'm sure that regaling these jew princesses with tales of your extensive travels and ability to afford to eat at Outback Steakhouse (not to mention whatever the current sum of liquid wealth is) will have them dripping wet over the shekels

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post
    I am not Jewish, but thinking of making a run at it with their website. For whatever reason Jewish girls are hot. Maybe its the commercials or that chick in the Dirty Dancing movie that seems to run like every day now

    There are some fucking babes on their website. I am a huge fan of the Benjamin Netanyahu so I can drop that as cred. I also watched Schindler's List.
    You can also talk about burgeoning jewish population in Perth, Australia. Nothing like first hand experience that you can drop to get that cred.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    JDate is the worst dating site when it comes to getting laid. There are various reasons for this:

    1) The Jew girls there are typically looking for a long term relationships or husbands, so they are less likely to just do a casual hookup.

    2) The girls on JDate are, unfortunately, JAP types who have gone through their lives thinking they are better than they actually are, and more deserving of the perfect man than they can realistically get. So you'll find a bunch of 33-year-old never-married JAP types there who are going to reject you if you aren't their fantasy vision of the perfect guy.

    3) Some of the girls are only there to satisfy their nosy parents that have been pressuring them to date more Jewish guys. So they just go through the motions and don't really want to meet anyone.

    I remember one girl I talked to on JDate who had gone on 14 (!!) first dates from JDate, and said that she didn't like a single one of them, and there were zero second dates. Sadly, she was typical over there and not an anomaly.

    I'm not saying the above out of bitterness. I've actually met a ton of girls online since the late 80s and they've generally gone pretty well, but I found my short experience on JDate to be frustrating and awful. I had an account there for like 2 weeks before I deleted it and never came back.

    I know this wasn't a serious thread, but I figured I'd chime in anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post
    I am not Jewish, but thinking of making a run at it with their website. For whatever reason Jewish girls are hot. Maybe its the commercials or that chick in the Dirty Dancing movie that seems to run like every day now

    There are some fucking babes on their website. I am a huge fan of the Benjamin Netanyahu so I can drop that as cred. I also watched Schindler's List.







    what did you think about the women in Perth ?









     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post


    JDate is the worst dating site when it comes to getting laid. There are various reasons for this:

    1) The Jew girls there are typically looking for a long term relationships or husbands, so they are less likely to just do a casual hookup.

    2) The girls on JDate are, unfortunately, JAP types who have gone through their lives thinking they are better than they actually are, and more deserving of the perfect man than they can realistically get. So you'll find a bunch of 33-year-old never-married JAP types there who are going to reject you if you aren't their fantasy vision of the perfect guy.

    3) Some of the girls are only there to satisfy their nosy parents that have been pressuring them to date more Jewish guys. So they just go through the motions and don't really want to meet anyone.

    I remember one girl I talked to on JDate who had gone on 14 (!!) first dates from JDate, and said that she didn't like a single one of them, and there were zero second dates. Sadly, she was typical over there and not an anomaly.

    I'm not saying the above out of bitterness. I've actually met a ton of girls online since the late 80s and they've generally gone pretty well, but I found my short experience on JDate to be frustrating and awful. I had an account there for like 2 weeks before I deleted it and never came back.

    I know this wasn't a serious thread, but I figured I'd chime in anyway.




    I'm not even remotely surprised you've researched this with such vigor

    coming from a man who has a kid and an (ahem) 'permanent' mate

    still doing your due diligence on dating websites just for shits and giggles ?

    in case the house of cards comes crashing down I imagine

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    I've banged my fair share of skanks from Craigslist and POF and other dating sites


    but Todd takes weeding out the deadwood to a whole new level


    I just looked for pics of chicks that weren't too disgusting


    apparently there is a real science to the process


    I'll let the master respond

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I've banged my fair share of skanks
    no, you havent

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    I want to make a dating app just for fetishists. I'll call it.. Fluffer. Okay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post


    JDate is the worst dating site when it comes to getting laid. There are various reasons for this:

    1) The Jew girls there are typically looking for a long term relationships or husbands, so they are less likely to just do a casual hookup.

    2) The girls on JDate are, unfortunately, JAP types who have gone through their lives thinking they are better than they actually are, and more deserving of the perfect man than they can realistically get. So you'll find a bunch of 33-year-old never-married JAP types there who are going to reject you if you aren't their fantasy vision of the perfect guy.

    3) Some of the girls are only there to satisfy their nosy parents that have been pressuring them to date more Jewish guys. So they just go through the motions and don't really want to meet anyone.

    I remember one girl I talked to on JDate who had gone on 14 (!!) first dates from JDate, and said that she didn't like a single one of them, and there were zero second dates. Sadly, she was typical over there and not an anomaly.

    I'm not saying the above out of bitterness. I've actually met a ton of girls online since the late 80s and they've generally gone pretty well, but I found my short experience on JDate to be frustrating and awful. I had an account there for like 2 weeks before I deleted it and never came back.

    I know this wasn't a serious thread, but I figured I'd chime in anyway.




    I'm not even remotely surprised you've researched this with such vigor

    coming from a man who has a kid and an (ahem) 'permanent' mate

    still doing your due diligence on dating websites just for shits and giggles ?

    in case the house of cards comes crashing down I imagine
    Well, the drying out period between benders appears to be over.

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    Question

    OK. Sorry I have to ask. What is a JAP type? Aside from given insight, does JAP stand for something?
    like
    Jolly Apple Pear?
    Juice A Pooch?
    jive A Poodle?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post


    JDate is the worst dating site when it comes to getting laid. There are various reasons for this:

    1) The Jew girls there are typically looking for a long term relationships or husbands, so they are less likely to just do a casual hookup.

    2) The girls on JDate are, unfortunately, JAP types who have gone through their lives thinking they are better than they actually are, and more deserving of the perfect man than they can realistically get. So you'll find a bunch of 33-year-old never-married JAP types there who are going to reject you if you aren't their fantasy vision of the perfect guy.

    3) Some of the girls are only there to satisfy their nosy parents that have been pressuring them to date more Jewish guys. So they just go through the motions and don't really want to meet anyone.

    I remember one girl I talked to on JDate who had gone on 14 (!!) first dates from JDate, and said that she didn't like a single one of them, and there were zero second dates. Sadly, she was typical over there and not an anomaly.

    I'm not saying the above out of bitterness. I've actually met a ton of girls online since the late 80s and they've generally gone pretty well, but I found my short experience on JDate to be frustrating and awful. I had an account there for like 2 weeks before I deleted it and never came back.

    I know this wasn't a serious thread, but I figured I'd chime in anyway.




    I'm not even remotely surprised you've researched this with such vigor

    coming from a man who has a kid and an (ahem) 'permanent' mate

    still doing your due diligence on dating websites just for shits and giggles ?

    in case the house of cards comes crashing down I imagine
    Hey dumbass, I was talking about many years ago, not today. I thought that was obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Hey dumbass, I was talking about many years ago, not today. I thought that was obvious.


    sorry man

    I just skimmed over your post

    like most of them

    didn't quite soak it all in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I've banged my fair share of skanks from Craigslist and POF and other dating sites
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...hooker-480308/


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post





    I'm not even remotely surprised you've researched this with such vigor

    coming from a man who has a kid and an (ahem) 'permanent' mate

    still doing your due diligence on dating websites just for shits and giggles ?

    in case the house of cards comes crashing down I imagine
    Well, the drying out period between benders appears to be over.
    lol. it is so obvious too. When that 6th Tequila kicks in he just cant help himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by bukowski72 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I've banged my fair share of skanks from Craigslist and POF and other dating sites
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...hooker-480308/


    oh hey whats up topset72

    remember getting shitcanned on 2+2 for your novel about me because nobody cared and they realized how pathetic it was ?

    fucking tard

    guess that link is from another one of your old dupes

    wear it like a badge of honor bro

     
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      bukowski72: I didn't write that. I laughed a lot though. Glad we caught you in the per-blackout/blowing up m100s period of your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuna View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post

    Well, the drying out period between benders appears to be over.
    lol. it is so obvious too. When that 6th Tequila kicks in he just cant help himself



    looks like you have something to do tonight since I decided to log in and post

    congratulations

    damn shame you have no other contributions here other than being a useless and dickless troll

    lol 'Tuna'

    fucking idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post


    oh hey whats up topset72

    remember getting shitcanned on 2+2 for your novel about me because nobody cared and they realized how pathetic it was ?

    fucking tard

    guess that link is from another one of your old dupes

    wear it like a badge of honor bro
    I don't even doubt for a second that you could strike out in a brothel.

     
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      son of lockman: that's because you would also strike out there. lol. loser that you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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