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    Things only a bachelor would do.

    After many years of co-habitation I'm back in my own man cave and
    certain things I've taken for granted are becoming realized.

    Soap. Not on my mind as I enter a supermarket so the day comes
    when I hit the shower and, no shampoo. It's happened before and
    I'll just use bar soap to get by. This time no bar soap either........ fuck.

    But I did recently pick up some dish detergent so what's a guy to do?
    It was every bit as good as any shampoo I've used in the past..

    I know this is thrilling content but there's more to come
    as my amazing life unfolds.

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    just make sure you have enough toilet paper/wet wipes

    everything else is secondary

     
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    I've also used dish soap in a pinch. Works good.

    & yes, I was obviously a bachelor when that happened.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Shitting with the door open.

     
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      splitthis: I shit with the door open. Boyfriend closes when he does. Lol
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    this thread is sad on so many levels...

     
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      tyde: your shitty ass brain dead one liner is the worst thing about this thread you ginger faggot
      
      herbertstemple: Bachelors start sad threads.

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    Never go to the grocery store without a list.

    Either that, or just find another woman.

     
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      DRK Star: "another" assumption rep
      
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    Limitless, it's not called a man cave when you are fucking single. That's the place married dudes build to escape their wives. Step up your terminology game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Limitless, it's not called a man cave when you are fucking single. That's the place married dudes build to escape their wives. Step up your terminology game.
    Well that's what I call it

     
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      tony bagadonuts: Chortle

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    this thread is sad on so many levels...
    Real life dude

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    I have a bad habit of letting my dishes stack up

    shitting with the door open a no brainer

    we won't even talk about the benefits of jerking off

    good thread Les

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    put a little bit of water in empty shampoo/shower jell bottle and give it a shake

     
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      Jayjami: Jew shampoo rep.

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    BOOM MORE SHAMPOO

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    FUCK IM A BADASS

     
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      tyde: my God give it a rest retard holy fuck

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    Lego on the kitchen benchs
    dont have to hide cum rag

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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    Lego on the kitchen benchs
    dont have to hide cum rag










    you have a permanent cum rag you just send out to the local Aussie Fluff & Fold ?



    dude just use toilet paper, or for the love of God buy some Kleenex

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    Keep empty bottles of tequila up on shelf as if they are trophies or a decoration. You know like when you were in your early 20's.

     
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      tyde: 189 posts in 2 1/2 years. keep up the good work . oh and you used that line already btw
      
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    pretty hillarious op "no bar soap fuck"

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkeykilla View Post
    Keep empty bottles of tequila up on shelf as if they are trophies or a decoration. You know like when you were in your early 20's.
    and
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      tyde: excellent

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    I wasn't even trolling him, I did this as bachelor in my early 20's. Only, it was Vodka. Fortunately I grew up and got a life. To bad tyde does not have the ability to do this.

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    Things only a bachelor would do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    I have a bad habit of letting my dishes stack up
    considering your situation, I would have thought that paper plates/cups would have been more appropriate

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      donkeykilla: bahahaha
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