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    there is a small black animal in my house

    i think it;s hiding under the couch
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    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    as long as it doesn't walk on two legs and carry a gun you should be ok/

     
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    the culprit has been captured. pic to follow
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    culprit lol don't kill whatever it is.... just let him go free outside the house.

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    obv opened up the door and the fucker ran right past it and under the hallway couch
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    cut him some slack he doesn't know better.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    squirrels living in my attic. they drop down to say hello every now and then
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    Had a possum get in my house last year. Finally got him in a fish net and took him outside. Dumb ass just laid there and let me catch him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    Had a possum get in my house last year. Finally got him in a fish net and took him outside. Dumb ass just laid there and let me catch him.
    those things scare the shit out of me. there was once one in my back yard bigger than my norwegian elkhound
    Quote Originally Posted by bottomset_69 View Post
    Johnny Manziel will be the 1st pick in the draft. I truly believe not only will Johnny Manziel be rookie of the year, quite possibly he will be MVP as his style will shock defensive coordinators. Manziel may only be 6 feet tall, but he has size 15 feet. And he has HUGE hands. I know some NFL scouts so I know what I am talking about.



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    is it blakes wife HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    oh hes gonna see this also

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    is it blakes wife HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    oh hes gonna see this also

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