I can't believe i'm doing this...

[Krypt]

As a much maligned figure around these forums it is fair to say that I don't owe you degenerates jack shit. Multiple attempts of galvanizing discussions pertaining to culture, politics, music, and western art have proven to be futile. Although disappointed, I can't say that I'm at all surprised by this. Thus, I've decided to stoop down and try to "relate" more to the common folk, or rather the "regs" of this forum.

My sports picks have afforded me many luxuries: top escorts, the occasional xanax, and trips to places like bermuda/jamaica. In an act of selflessness, I would like the rest of the COMMUNITY to indulge in such vices AT MY EXPENSE.

As a WASHINGTONIAN, I'm privy to most things regarding Wizards basketball (insider). Tonight they face the Toronto Raptors (LOL).. Don't ask me any stupid questions, just follow the pick... I know what i'm doing. God bless.

WIZARDS +145 ML

[lol wow]

ugh

[Sloppy Joe]

Bottomset used to do a better job of feigning intelligence then you do.

You really just come off as a rube with generic taste. Every opinion that you've espoused has been largely ignored because it's a wildly standard regurgitation of opinions that you heard elsewhere.

You're basically this guy, with less intelligence:



Congratulations on your outrage over a Cure album and your opinion that Arcade Fire is really good. Allen Iverson was better than Steve Nash. So bold.

[lol wow]

SHOTTTSSSS

[herbertstemple]

D.C. down 59 - 35 at half.

OUCH!

[DJ_Chaps]

Not sure why the LOL at Raptors. They are gonna ass fuck your Wizards.


vaseline

[Sloppy Joe]

[Hockey Guy]

As a much maligned figure around these forums it is fair to say that I don't owe you degenerates jack shit. Multiple attempts of galvanizing discussions pertaining to culture, politics, music, and western art have proven to be futile. Although disappointed, I can't say that I'm at all surprised by this. Thus, I've decided to stoop down and try to "relate" more to the common folk, or rather the "regs" of this forum.

My sports picks have afforded me many luxuries: top escorts, the occasional xanax, and trips to places like bermuda/jamaica. In an act of selflessness, I would like the rest of the COMMUNITY to indulge in such vices AT MY EXPENSE.

As a WASHINGTONIAN, I'm privy to most things regarding Wizards basketball (insider). Tonight they face the Toronto Raptors (LOL).. Don't ask me any stupid questions, just follow the pick... I know what i'm doing. God bless.

WIZARDS +145 ML

I have to assume you thought the Raptors were giving the Wizards 145 pts. Even with that it would have been close.

As 4_BET told me, "don't quit your day job".

[Sanlmar]

As a much maligned figure around these forums it is fair to say that I don't owe you degenerates jack shit. Multiple attempts of galvanizing discussions pertaining to culture, politics, music, and western art have proven to be futile. Although disappointed, I can't say that I'm at all surprised by this. Thus, I've decided to stoop down and try to "relate" more to the common folk, or rather the "regs" of this forum.

Krypt, I tip my fedora to you, good sir. It's no surprise that the plebeians here have no appreciation for fine art. If you ever want to discuss Monet, atheism and Arcarde Fire in a more, shall we say, intellectual environment... well, you know where to find me.

Politics from someone who who wasn't old enough to vote in last Presidential election.

Economics from a kid who has never held a full time job.

Western Art & Music .... Reminds me of the scene from Good Will Hunting.



There is a reason hazing exists in sports & society.

Forum is filled with a bunch of middle aged degens who been there & done that. Know a little about life.

I'd rather you entertain us with stories about college life or the internship. Give my right arm to do that all again.

Your Interviewing at a wealth management firm was good stuff.

Never asked my kid this (cause I don't want to know) Does anyone play poker in college anymore?

My son tells me he is coming home next weekend. He and a bunch of his boys are going to Foxwoods - to see a concert. Lol, sure. Bunch of barely legal college kids hitting Foxwoods for first time - now that would be a story. One I will never hear, I'm sure.

I asked him how his car was running. He says he never uses it. He proceeds to tell me about a girl at school whose family lives in the Hamptons. She has a brand new Cadillac Escalade. She never has any idea where her keys are. The Cadillac is like the dorm's Zipcar & she could care less.

WTF Love that shit.

You & Wiggens can PM each other about Matisse & the Wizards.

[mulva]

knock, knock

[sonatine]

OMG WHO'SE THERE

[mulva]

OMG WHO'SE THERE

says

[sonatine]

SAYS WHO??

[mulva]

SAYS WHO??

 

says me, that's who

[Sanlmar]

Stupid Sanlmar Jr. College story... you can beat this Krypt.

Kid had a athletic full ride. Not guaranteed 4 year.

Didn't crush as a pitcher last season. Couple Senior pitchers graduated and 2 Juniors got drafted and bailed.

NCAA only allows 12 scholarships in baseball per team (35 man squad) I think football is around 80 full rides. Wrong sport!

Coach signs 5 Freshmen pitchers and whacks my kid's athletic scholarship in half. School makes up for other half with academic scholarship.

"Uh, ok coach"

I ask, "How's school going?"

"Fine. I got an F on my first Biology test. (Finance major)."

He says, "I dropped the class. Gonna cost $2500. But better that than lose the $19,000 academic scholarship (GPA obv)"

One failed test = $2500

College life! Good luck at Foxwoods, kid. Be sure to write.