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    Eminem looks like a corpse



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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    prolly all just a big misunderstanding

    or aids

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    He's 42 years old bruh

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    bro the flesh doesnt melt off your nose cheeks neck and temple because youre 42.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Ladies and Gentleman, now playing the role of Eminem is Christopher Walken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    bro the flesh doesnt melt off your nose cheeks neck and temple because youre 42.
    May have had plastic due to cocaine snorting collapsed sinuses Stuey Unger style

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
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    bro the flesh doesnt melt off your nose cheeks neck and temple because youre 42.
    May have had plastic due to cocaine snorting collapsed sinuses Stuey Unger style

    said the guy who called a shove on an AQx board with KQ and binked a Q on the river.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Tilda Swinton is looking good

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    I wonder if Eminem could even get acknowledged if he first emerged in today's society.

    No doubt he was talented but would anybody be able to look past the lyrical content of 'Slim Shady LP' or 'MMLP'?

    Virulent homophobia and songs where he cuts his wife's throat with sound effects just wouldn't work. I tried listening to 'MMLP' recently and it was tough. A lot has changed in 14 years.

    But now he has AIDS and hasn't been good for like, 8 years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
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    May have had plastic due to cocaine snorting collapsed sinuses Stuey Unger style

    said the guy who called a shove on an AQx board with KQ and binked a Q on the river.
    I beg to differ sir. It went check then I shoved. Then AK ( I'm assuming was you) called. Play better next time and get it in preflop and maybe just maybe I will fold KQ if it's unsuited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
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    said the guy who called a shove on an AQx board with KQ and binked a Q on the river.
    I beg to differ sir. It went check then I shoved. Then AK ( I'm assuming was you) called. Play better next time and get it in preflop and maybe just maybe I will fold KQ if it's unsuited.

    Its one thing to play terribly, its quite another to lie.

    I raised pre with AK (2700 stack), you called with KQ(5000 stack or something from your previous hilarisuckout). I checked to you on a AQx flop and of course you bet about 350 because you either rungood or gobroke, at which point I pushed and you snap called.

    Stop making this worse for yourself and apologize for being awful. And a liar.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I wonder if Eminem could even get acknowledged if he first emerged in today's society.

    No doubt he was talented but would anybody be able to look past the lyrical content of 'Slim Shady LP' or 'MMLP'?

    Virulent homophobia and songs where he cuts his wife's throat with sound effects just wouldn't work. I tried listening to 'MMLP' recently and it was tough. A lot has changed in 14 years.

    But now he has AIDS and hasn't been good for like, 8 years?

    Dont forget that he had the single greatest pop producer (Dr Dre) in recent history giving him friendly cartoon beats to go with this animated saucy white boy routine.

    Also dont forget that when he was blowing up, 'battling' was riiiiight about to become irrelevant but it hadnt yet, so people were like OHHHH WOW A WHITE BOY WHO CAN BATTLE RAP THATS CULTURALLY RELEVANT AND RESONATES WITH MY INNER UNDERDOG approximately everywhere.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I wonder if Eminem could even get acknowledged if he first emerged in today's society.

    No doubt he was talented but would anybody be able to look past the lyrical content of 'Slim Shady LP' or 'MMLP'?

    Virulent homophobia and songs where he cuts his wife's throat with sound effects just wouldn't work. I tried listening to 'MMLP' recently and it was tough. A lot has changed in 14 years.

    But now he has AIDS and hasn't been good for like, 8 years?

    Dont forget that he had the single greatest pop producer (Dr Dre) in recent history giving him friendly cartoon beats to go with this animated saucy white boy routine.

    Also dont forget that when he was blowing up, 'battling' was riiiiight about to become irrelevant but it hadnt yet, so people were like OHHHH WOW A WHITE BOY WHO CAN BATTLE RAP THATS CULTURALLY RELEVANT AND RESONATES WITH MY INNER UNDERDOG approximately everywhere.

    Battle rap dead? Wake up atine. Your balls are showing, and by balls I mean glaring ignorance.

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    weirdly he looks like dj chaps muuuuuuuch younger brother

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post

    Stop making this worse for yourself and apologize for being awful. And a liar.
    You sir are a villain. How dare you besmirch not only my good name but also my patented rungood?

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    MEANWHILE IN CHAPS' "DJ BOOTH"









    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    ohhh daaaaaaaaaang

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    Gare looks like a 4 week old corpse. gassy,bloated and discoloured (possibly from high uptake of estrogen)

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    OHHHH DAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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    i forgive you

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