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    Poker tourneys chop

    payouts $650, $390,$260

    Asshole has ~160k. Just took down a massive pot with Ace rag vs KJ getting it allin preflop. LOL @ him commenting on how bad it was to call with KJ. I mean I half believe him but then realized how stupid he was.

    I have ~50k.

    3rd has ~30k.

    3rd throws out let's make a deal. First asks for $575. LOLLLLLL f you buddy.

    I threw out $500 for first, and I'll chop the 2nd/3rd amounts. It's not life changing amounts so let's just get the tourney over with.

    I should have played it out just to fuck with first place for asking for $575. One double up for me and I'm right back in the game. One of the bottom 2 will make a run, you dont' have it locked up.

    The guy actually almost looked like Searles or Neverwin. When we were paid out I made sure to see his name was Paul and not Dustin or Welcher.


    Best part was the cheap fucks didn't even tip the dealer. I went down and won another $250 on craps and gave away $100 to the poker dealers who dealt the tourneys.

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    Druff please ban Krypt for trolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    payouts $650, $390,$260

    Asshole has ~160k. Just took down a massive pot with Ace rag vs KJ getting it allin preflop. LOL @ him commenting on how bad it was to call with KJ. I mean I half believe him but then realized how stupid he was.

    I have ~50k.

    3rd has ~30k.

    3rd throws out let's make a deal. First asks for $575. LOLLLLLL f you buddy.

    I threw out $500 for first, and I'll chop the 2nd/3rd amounts. It's not life changing amounts so let's just get the tourney over with.

    I should have played it out just to fuck with first place for asking for $575. One double up for me and I'm right back in the game. One of the bottom 2 will make a run, you dont' have it locked up.

    The guy actually almost looked like Searles or Neverwin. When we were paid out I made sure to see his name was Paul and not Dustin or Welcher.


    Best part was the cheap fucks didn't even tip the dealer. I went down and won another $250 on craps and gave away $100 to the poker dealers who dealt the tourneys.

    No offence but had you down as more baller than playing a live tournament with only $650 up top?


    Online is totally different as you can have several on the go.


    Even with a 50% ROI it would still hardly be worth your time long term.


    Or maybe you just felt like playing and that's all that was on offer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    payouts $650, $390,$260

    Asshole has ~160k. Just took down a massive pot with Ace rag vs KJ getting it allin preflop. LOL @ him commenting on how bad it was to call with KJ. I mean I half believe him but then realized how stupid he was.

    I have ~50k.

    3rd has ~30k.

    3rd throws out let's make a deal. First asks for $575. LOLLLLLL f you buddy.

    I threw out $500 for first, and I'll chop the 2nd/3rd amounts. It's not life changing amounts so let's just get the tourney over with.

    I should have played it out just to fuck with first place for asking for $575. One double up for me and I'm right back in the game. One of the bottom 2 will make a run, you dont' have it locked up.

    The guy actually almost looked like Searles or Neverwin. When we were paid out I made sure to see his name was Paul and not Dustin or Welcher.


    Best part was the cheap fucks didn't even tip the dealer. I went down and won another $250 on craps and gave away $100 to the poker dealers who dealt the tourneys.

    No offence but had you down as more baller than playing a live tournament with only $650 up top?


    Online is totally different as you can have several on the go.


    Even with a 50% ROI it would still hardly be worth your time long term.


    Or maybe you just felt like playing and that's all that was on offer?
    Am travelling and in the USA so a live tourney was the only thing going during the day.

    Unfortunately can't get out tonight apparently there is a 5/10 and 10/25 PLO game going on.

     
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      Lord of the Fraud: fair enough just curious

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post


    No offence but had you down as more baller than playing a live tournament with only $650 up top?


    Online is totally different as you can have several on the go.


    Even with a 50% ROI it would still hardly be worth your time long term.


    Or maybe you just felt like playing and that's all that was on offer?
    Am travelling and in the USA so a live tourney was the only thing going during the day.

    Unfortunately can't get out tonight apparently there is a 5/10 and 10/25 PLO game going on.
    Also dont' get the wrong impression of me.

    I'm doing well, but am also very socialist.

     
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      Hockey Guy: Good Canadian boy rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    payouts $650, $390,$260

    Asshole has ~160k. Just took down a massive pot with Ace rag vs KJ getting it allin preflop. LOL @ him commenting on how bad it was to call with KJ. I mean I half believe him but then realized how stupid he was.

    I have ~50k.

    3rd has ~30k.

    3rd throws out let's make a deal. First asks for $575. LOLLLLLL f you buddy.

    I threw out $500 for first, and I'll chop the 2nd/3rd amounts. It's not life changing amounts so let's just get the tourney over with.

    I should have played it out just to fuck with first place for asking for $575. One double up for me and I'm right back in the game. One of the bottom 2 will make a run, you dont' have it locked up.

    The guy actually almost looked like Searles or Neverwin. When we were paid out I made sure to see his name was Paul and not Dustin or Welcher.


    Best part was the cheap fucks didn't even tip the dealer. I went down and won another $250 on craps and gave away $100 to the poker dealers who dealt the tourneys.

    No offence but had you down as more baller than playing a live tournament with only $650 up top?


    Online is totally different as you can have several on the go.


    Even with a 50% ROI it would still hardly be worth your time long term.


    Or maybe you just felt like playing and that's all that was on offer?
    "baller"


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    As for the chop.... the reward of watching the dickhead possibly come 3rd due to greed, for me would override the risk of busting 3rd yourself and losing $140 max from your suggested chop amount.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post


    No offence but had you down as more baller than playing a live tournament with only $650 up top?


    Online is totally different as you can have several on the go.


    Even with a 50% ROI it would still hardly be worth your time long term.


    Or maybe you just felt like playing and that's all that was on offer?
    "baller"

    Krypt what's your fucking problem bro?

    In general I try to be positive on the board but can't stand you at all.

    Your threads are shit (remember the no jerking off thread?) and you're a total piece of shit 95% of the time.

    Fuck off son.

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    Let's be honest, my most shit thread is better than this dumpster fire.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post

    Am travelling and in the USA so a live tourney was the only thing going during the day.

    Unfortunately can't get out tonight apparently there is a 5/10 and 10/25 PLO game going on.
    Also dont' get the wrong impression of me.

    I'm doing well, but am also very socialist.


    Would you not consider hitting Mexico for 12 months and grind online?


    The games have definitely become tougher since 2011 but there's still thousands of fish propping up the tournaments and selected cash games.


    You'd likely treble your yearly income and also get a 12 month vacation out of it too.


    Unless you've got responsibilities back home then sounds like a no brainer for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post

    Also dont' get the wrong impression of me.

    I'm doing well, but am also very socialist.


    Would you not consider hitting Mexico for 12 months and grind online?
    simpdog is a Canadian LOTF. Get with the program.

    & yes, Krypt is terrible but that's obviously his intent so wp.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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