payouts $650, $390,$260

Asshole has ~160k. Just took down a massive pot with Ace rag vs KJ getting it allin preflop. LOL @ him commenting on how bad it was to call with KJ. I mean I half believe him but then realized how stupid he was.

I have ~50k.

3rd has ~30k.

3rd throws out let's make a deal. First asks for $575. LOLLLLLL f you buddy.

I threw out $500 for first, and I'll chop the 2nd/3rd amounts. It's not life changing amounts so let's just get the tourney over with.

I should have played it out just to fuck with first place for asking for $575. One double up for me and I'm right back in the game. One of the bottom 2 will make a run, you dont' have it locked up.

The guy actually almost looked like Searles or Neverwin. When we were paid out I made sure to see his name was Paul and not Dustin or Welcher.


Best part was the cheap fucks didn't even tip the dealer. I went down and won another $250 on craps and gave away $100 to the poker dealers who dealt the tourneys.