*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Dan Druff]

Okay, so I was wrong about Sac. They played it pretty tight in the first half, but they got blown out in the 3rd, and that was that. I thought this would be a better game for them, based upon what I've seen recently. +425 bets fail a lot more than they hit, though.

The Dallas pick was gold, and a few people texted me that they tailed that one, so you guys picked the right one to duplicate.

Too bad I didn't go with Cleveland, because that had the same line as Sac, and the Cavs did it in 2OT, as chronicled here due to Sanlmar's (justified) Kyrie hating.

[rollinx420]

LPGA- Lexi Thompson 8-1. Small field and without the killer Koreans this a good chance for her to pick up a trophy to start the year off.

PGA- Henley 33-1. Tee to green solid last week. Weak-ish field with none of the top 5 playing. Worth a shot.

Euro- I’ll put a few bucks on Valimaki at 50-1 b/c what the hell. JT & Rory at very short odds. JT in decent form and I think will play well mad because of getting dropped by Ralph Lauren. The odds just fucking suck. At this point I will probably look to bet this after Round 1. Can’t see Rory or JT’s odds being much lower unless one goes super low Thursday. Fitzpatrick I expect to have a good year and pick up a few trophies. I just don’t know if this tournament is where it starts. I’ll update if I decide to ship.

seriously what are the fuckin odds . no bet on lexi hoe , wanted to play , fuckin they are on the first hole already ..... on the anti root semi tilting

[Sanlmar]

Just seeding the ground with ideas .... which is to say these are things I bet already without Simpdog co-signing

2 parlays

The 1st Parlay is +186. Great goalies yet to be confirmed for tonight. I believe you ride the hot hand in sports

Bruins cannot score. They never score on power plays. VGK is like that. Bruins good goalie and good defense. Flyers might be a good dog @ +122 needs approval

The 2nd parlay is +129 but I got it early.



These parlays are a bit of an experimental approach for hockey

[simpdog]

Capitals coach Peter Laviolette says four COVID-19 protocol players -- Alex Ovechkin, Ilya Samsonov, Evgeny Kuznetsov and Dmitry Orlov -- are in quarantine and he believes they'll miss the next four games.

[Sanlmar]

So the Russian vaccine didn’t work out?

[Dan Druff]

I seem to have horrible timing with Knicks unders, but after my last Knicks under took a loss, their totals have been 180 and 175. Safe to say those were unders.

NY at Golden State - Under 214.5

[Sanlmar]

Chinamaniac memorial pink sheet small college pick

- 307055 St. Francis PA -1½ -115

I must caution that you will end up on a watch list if you bet this.


go with god and say your rosary

[simpdog]

1st p
Devils/Islanders under
Montreal/Vancouver over


Cosigning Philly moneyline for game

Also taking Avs/LA over 5.5. I have no idea who this Avs goalie is, so I'm expecting a high scoring game.

Edit: I did also take Buffalo -130 against Washington tomorrow without 4 big names.

[Sanlmar]

Gotta start posting my Covid play of the day

Teaser
778 Utah State -4 for Game
729 USC -1½ for Game (Covid cancel)

[JeffDime]

Henley ticket is 99 percent in the grave. Just jumped on Finau at 8-1.

[Sanlmar]

Chinamaniac memorial pink sheet small college pick

- 307055 St. Francis PA -1½ -115

I must caution that you will end up on a watch list if you bet this.


go with god and say your rosary

Mention Chinamaniac and the game gets cancelled for the China-virus.

I’m like those truffle sniffing pigs. I got a talent for picking virus games.

Edit

Continue to put me on ignore. St Francis confusion. Wrong team.

[JeffDime]

Henley ticket is 99 percent in the grave. Just jumped on Finau at 8-1.

I tired to catch him on the come and when it looked like he was going to par out, he three putted 18. So I’m stuck with the shit odds. He should be 13-1 or better later.

Abu Dabi is a shit show and I don’t see much value in betting Mcilory/Hatton or betting against them at the moment.

Looks like I’m stuck with 8-1 on Finau and Lexi. Tony is playing the easier course tomorrow. But it was a disappointing end, no question about it. I still like him. Just not at the odds I got. I may shop and put a few more bucks on him at the much better number.

[Dan Druff]

Lakers +102 at Milwaukee

Starting at 4:35pm PT

[JeffDime]

Ok I put another few bucks on Finau at 14-1. I am biased because I picked him as my new dance partner this week when it seemed clear Henley wasn’t going to find his game.

Very small bet on Victor Perez in Abu Dabi at +2500. Out of all the chasers I like his position best. Had 6 birdies today and he finished. So he won’t have to start and stop. Going to be tough to beat Rory/Hatton. I think there’s just enough value at 25-1. I wouldn’t take 22-1 which I see in most places.

I am looking at Friday trends to see if there is a single day matchup or a three ball that can be exploited. Will post it if I pound.

[simpdog]

Taking a break from 1st periods. Not going as well as I had hoped.


Philly was a tough one tonight that's for sure.

[Sanlmar]

Taking a break from 1st periods. Not going as well as I had hoped.


Philly was a tough one tonight that's for sure.

belongs in the colonoscopy thread

[jsearles22]

Taking a break from 1st periods. Not going as well as I had hoped.


Philly was a tough one tonight that's for sure.

Missed one bet by :21. Missed Philly leading late then lost a shootout.

Hoping for some Avs goals to break close to even.

[Sanlmar]

Id like to report an assault in progress

2nd intermission
Montreal 6 - Vancouver 2

Vanc has injuries on defense. Montreal is just too fast. Another period to go.

3 way bet
Canadiens +100 next goal

Canadiens are just killing Vancouver. Goalie has no chance all alone. Wish Simp would verify.

Edit

Good grief. L

[4BET]

Lakers +102 at Milwaukee

Starting at 4:35pm PT

Good pick, Unfortunately I seen it late

[Dan Druff]

Boy I can't get Knicks unders right.

This one was an uphill battle after a 71-point (!!) first, but by the early 4th, it was almost 50/50 to win. But it didn't.

Another 1-1 day for me