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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Kings -1.5
    Oregon Ducks (NCAAB) -4.5
    I put on my tie die shirt, roll up then tune in the Ducks. (ML parlay w/ Texas Tech).

    There is no Bill Walton. Walton was calling the recent Oregon games. Guy is wacked but he was growing on me.

    The wrong Walton is coaching Lakers.

    We can get thru this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Kings -1.5
    Oregon Ducks (NCAAB) -4.5
    I put on my tie die shirt, roll up then tune in the Ducks. (ML parlay w/ Texas Tech).

    There is no Bill Walton. Walton was calling the recent Oregon games. Guy is wacked but he was growing on me.

    The wrong Walton is coaching Lakers.

    We can get thru this
    Was looking real dicey for a couple minutes, but glad they righted the ship.

    Now we need the Kings to get their ish together.

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    Might as well make Monday interesting after a slow weekend.

    Leafs/Panthers over 1.5 first period easy win
    Leafs -205 ML win
    NJ Devils moneyline win
    Penguins/Rangers under 6 loss
    Tampa/Boston over 1.5 first periodwin
    Dallas/Winnipeg under 1.5 first period. Also under 5.5 for game win first period,lost gamw

    Bonus picks, tread lightly
    LA Kings +260 moneyline **win
    Detroit +290 moneyline **win
    ** = looking for one win

     
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    Back to totals today, despite doing well on the spread/moneyline picking over the past month.

    One pick against the public

    Philadelphia at Orlando - Under 219 (Simmons out, 218.5 ok)

    And one with the public:

    Brooklyn at Portland - Under 223.5

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    MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 548 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS/ORLANDO MAGIC UNDER 218½ -107 FOR GAME

    Someone slammed the hockey transmission in reverse.
    Never bet this in my life.

    MOBILE - HOCKEY - GRAND SALAMI - 98 OVER GOALS/UNDER GOALS UNDER 54½ -130 FOR GAME

    VGK Subban is awful. Taking Blues
    MOBILE - HOCKEY - NHL - 24 ST. LOUIS BLUES -136 FOR GAME

    Bruins Tampa Bay fascinating. Bruins +800 atm Stanley Cup. If Bruins win that’ll see a dent.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Back to totals today, despite doing well on the spread/moneyline picking over the past month.

    One pick against the public

    Philadelphia at Orlando - Under 219 (Simmons out, 218.5 ok)

    And one with the public:

    Brooklyn at Portland - Under 223.5

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    Sorry San.

    Bad day to finally jump in to follow me.

    What can I say... it appears I have a much better feel for sides/moneylines than totals in this year’s NBA.

    Was considering just skipping today since I couldn’t find a non-totals bet I liked.

    Maybe Portland will bail me out to 1-1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Sorry San.

    Bad day to finally jump in to follow me.

    What can I say... it appears I have a much better feel for sides/moneylines than totals in this year’s NBA.

    Was considering just skipping today since I couldn’t find a non-totals bet I liked.

    Maybe Portland will bail me out to 1-1.
    Tempting me with NBA is like offering limitless a drink.

    Bought out w/ a over 217 start of 4th qtr. -115 Charge it to the game.

     
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    how the fuck did that PHI/ORL under hold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Back to totals today, despite doing well on the spread/moneyline picking over the past month.

    One pick against the public

    Philadelphia at Orlando - Under 219 (Simmons out, 218.5 ok)

    And one with the public:

    Brooklyn at Portland - Under 223.5
    They wouldn’t take my hedge. It ended 217 so that was a push and my under paid.

    Completely random game.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    how the fuck did that PHI/ORL under hold?
    Very weird. Looked hopeless with 5 min left in 2nd.

    Then looked possible but unlikely at halftime.

    Then looked like a lock with 3.5 min left in game.

    Then inexplicably almost got fucked and barely won.

    So it went from a lock to lose to lock win to a possible horrible beat to a close win.

     
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    Boston 4
    Tampa Bay 2

    Description:
    Tablet - NHL Futures - Stanley Cup - Odds to Win the Stanley Cup - Boston Bruins +800

    Was looking at that this afternoon anyway.

    Boston and Simpdog Toronto single handedly killing my Salami. Don’t touch my Salami Simp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Boston 4
    Tampa Bay 2

    Description:
    Tablet - NHL Futures - Stanley Cup - Odds to Win the Stanley Cup - Boston Bruins +800

    Was looking at that this afternoon anyway.

    Boston and Simpdog Toronto single handedly killing my Salami. Don’t touch my Salami Simp.
    Been a few months since a Boston Championship - they are due for another one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Might as well make Monday interesting after a slow weekend.

    Leafs/Panthers over 1.5 first period easy win
    Leafs -205 ML win
    NJ Devils moneyline win
    Penguins/Rangers under 6 loss
    Tampa/Boston over 1.5 first periodwin
    Dallas/Winnipeg under 1.5 first period. Also under 5.5 for game win & loss

    Bonus picks, tread lightly
    LA Kings +260 moneyline ** 1-0 Kings 3rdP
    Detroit +290 moneyline ** 1-0 Detroit 1st
    ** = looking for one win
    Bump

    5-2 so far

     
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    6-2

    +260 went wire to wire


    Simp,

    Breakfast: eggs vs oatmeal & fruit

    Can you pick for me?

    TIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    There is no degen Simp pick I won’t play.
    Stick tap.


    Simp is 7-2 Spilling units all over the floor. Get the kid a rack.

    I ran 10-2 thanks to Druff and some off the reservation picks

    Simp has a different definition of degen picks. Again wire to wire with zero jeopardy. I know why he picked Detroit.

    Simp is 13-4 the last two times he has posted picks.

    Never had so much fun. Love ya Simp

    More importantly, my inaugural Grand Salami hit.


    Thought for the day

    Totals
    totals are an absolute math value. losing by one point has the same value in each example. go ahead and try a NBA Grand Salami. I can help you spell gastroenterologist

    NHL least variance

    MLB more variance

    NBA most variance
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    San I thought my 7-2 was a great accomplishment (with two heavy dogs winning).....then I find out you actually went 10-2.

    I feel like you owe us some picks today. I have a few ideas, but start us along the path here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    San I thought my 7-2 was a great accomplishment (with two heavy dogs winning).....then I find out you actually went 10-2.

    I feel like you owe us some picks today. I have a few ideas, but start us along the path here.
    I never had an original idea in my life

    7-2 Simp
    1-0 Druff
    2-0 Me

    Tell ya what. I’ll have something by 6pm.

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    Simp, are you unhappy with our current division of labor?

    LoL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Simp, are you unhappy with our current division of labor?

    LoL
    Seems like you're upper management.....

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