*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

san you can be honest with me...if tradesports existed nowadays you wouldn't sleep would you?

Not gonna lie. I got a problem.

Wife said something recently. I walk around with an iPad and the MLB pkg 7 days a week. Games start at noon and run til midnight.

I saw Monday’s lineup of crap last night and there was an emptiness. Oops, Wimbledon. 8am.

Tennis is typically a joy but I came up short today. Forcing me to follow the Rays/Orioles. What else was there? Honestly. Putrid. Just a 1st place vs Last place big time favorite.

Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 960 Tampa Bay Rays -½ -175 for 1st 5 Innings W
Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 960 Tampa Bay Rays -1½ -147 for Game W

All weekend pounding the overs. How could you skip that? Simp will tell you I was all over the stupid Sawks/Yankees totals. Dodgers at Coors.

It’s been almost (a little) like hockey without any of the joy.

12 hours a day of checking or handicapping has been so immersive that I KNOW I would have a huge adjustment. I don’t really like where I’m at but I love the dough.

I always knew you had a little biggie in you, san...

[Sanlmar]

Degen stories

Wager Number: 1 (Cancel)
Tablet - SHARAPOVA, MARIA vs. PARMENTIER, PAULINE Match Winner P. PARMENTIER


So I have a couple screens up for Wimbledon. Fat Williams, Nadal & Sharapova

I hear an announcer comment how loud Sharapova is screaming every time she hits. She is notorious (B.I.G) for her grunts but “yeah, it was louder than usual”.

She’s also pulling off her forehand. Something is wrong.

Her opponent is +240. I fire. Spinning wheel. You know the drill

Sharapova continues to lose .... I get down with Parmentier @ +170.


Sharapova calls the trainer. She gets taped up. She goes back out. I max bet +140 lickety split


For easily 10 minutes the live odds on her opponent descend progressively to finally -2200 or similar. .

The book had plenty of time to freeze the bet. They elected to keep offering.


I notice my balance appears a little light after the match. They paid my first bet @ +170 but Cancel the +140.

Not a thing I can do and I’m smart enough to take the abuse.

[Sanlmar]

under age girls are my best earners badguy

Tablet - Tennis - WTA - 202156 Gauff, Cori +154 for Match

Hasn’t lost a set. Cool story bro


Signed,
The Last Guy in Action

[Daly]

Adding USC -13.5 in week 1

If they can’t beat Fresno by 14 in week one with the new offense it’s going to be a long year.

[Sanlmar]

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

[simpdog]

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

Tough first round but he’s going to do it

I’m in.

[simpdog]

Redsox-130

Happy 4th

[Daly]

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

Tough first round but he’s going to do it

I’m in.

The main question is who is going to throw to him.

Bryant had his dad throw to him and he had half as many good pitches as everyone else In The competition. Smoked in the first round as a -250 fav.

I think it was Todd Frazier who had some specialized pitching coach who basically cheated his ass off and didn’t wait for the ball that was just hit to land. He had twice as many pitches as everyone else and won (if I remember right).

[Hockey Guy]

Redsox-130

Happy 4th

Looked really bad for awhile but you can always count on the Jays to somehow fuck it up.

[Hockey Guy]

simpdog: Need to fast forward a couple years

I'm just hoping they're competitive & all the young players are playing against the Mariners when I'm there in August. The promise of the young players are the reason I'm going.

[simpdog]

simpdog: Need to fast forward a couple years

I'm just hoping they're competitive & all the young players are playing against the Mariners when I'm there in August. The promise of the young players are the reason I'm going.

Should be able to see Vladdy Jr , biggio, hopefully bichette, gurriel and a few others.

[Sanlmar]

Dog day afternoon

I’ll start w/

MLB - 957 Colorado Rockies +165 for 1st 5 Innings L

Rockies (Sensimilla) v DBacks (Greinke)

.... and I’m generally a Greinke guy this year



Residential neighborhood

Oh, yea.... the underage girls are still my best earners. Halep vs 15 yr old Gauff Monday and there are some interesting odds match v bracket v title (for obvious reasons).

Everyone pops on Gauff to win the title cause they love the story but there are matches to play and those prices are closer to reality


Oh yeah, Kershaw and people have been autoplaying the RL Dodgers (including me - 2 ways yesterday) But this ain’t the spot. Todgers -200 but let’s see how far it runs



The board is littered with typos

[Sanlmar]

If this Todgers game gets called cause of the earthquake before 5 innings I’m gonna tilt

Upper stands and cameras swaying pretty good - only the gang members sit there though

7.1 .... more than the other day

Tablet - Baseball - MLB - 959 San Diego Padres +185 for 1st 5 Innings W


Kershaw losing of course

Top 5
Padres 2
Todgers 1

[Sanlmar]

Why not Simp?

Yelich v Vlad head to head

HOME RUN DERBY WINNER 2019 - VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR. +500


Given the HRs this year this is a pathetic lineup of contestants.

Stick the money in the middle and stop fucking around MLB. Literally nobody under 70 watches the All Star game. Every little kid loves the Derby. Dumb asses

Tough first round but he’s going to do it

I’m in.

Yelich out. (The tough 1st round Simp referred to)

Honestly, how good do we run? Sweet price.

[Sanlmar]

under age girls are my best earners badguy

Gauff (+484) 2-1 1st set

Would be amazing

[Daly]

Have a hunch, bet a bunch.

Iowa St to win big XII 9-1

[Salty_Aus]

under age girls are my best earners badguy

Gauff (+484) 2-1 1st set

Would be amazing

Looked at this game right after Gauff won the other day. Thought there would be plenty of silly money supporting the young girl and might get some value. Nearly fired on Halep in straight sets @-118 but forgot all about it... my bad.
Figured she'd be emotionally drained after the epic comeback, and Halep is top notch.

Have been on fire at this years Wimbledon, just backed Riske to beat Barty @+780

About to back another super loooong shot. Kukushkin to beat Nishikori @+810

[Sanlmar]

I’m really not happy with this.

Tennis - ATP - 201010 Berrettini, Matteo +617 for Match

old man Federer to lose.


See if I can live bet some angle around it

I’m facing the prospect of no MLB for a week. I’m a desperate man.

[Sanlmar]

Kvitova such a head case.

Mobile - Tennis - WTA - 202016 Kvitova, Petra/Konta, Johanna over 22 -114 for Match W

[simpdog]

I’m really not happy with this.

Tennis - ATP - 201010 Berrettini, Matteo +617 for Match

old man Federer to lose.


See if I can live bet some angle around it

I’m facing the prospect of no MLB for a week. I’m a desperate man.

LOL a week of no MLB?

Home run derby tonight Vladdy Jr +500
Tomorrow allstar game. 8.5 is the total. Under that number is 10-3 in the last 13 games. Under is the value play....

AL has won 6 in a row and is up 44-43 overall. No Scherzer for NL. Sorry the AL is just better right now, AL for -110.