*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[Sanlmar]

Thanks Simpdog.


We’re partying like we won a wild-card game right now, and rightfully so,” Orioles Hyde said

That dropped foul ball by Randal Grichuk in the 10th & OF COURSE the next pitch produced a run. Jays cost me a lot of money. Such is the chalky parlay life.


Everyone is betting soccer now. I’d sooner become a vegan

[simpdog]

Thanks Simpdog.


We’re partying like we won a wild-card game right now, and rightfully so,” Orioles Hyde said

That dropped foul ball by Randal Grichuk in the 10th & OF COURSE the next pitch produced a run. Jays cost me a lot of money. Such is the chalky parlay life.

5-1 heading to the 8th against the Orioles, and how do you lose that?

I'm already awaiting some parlays so hoDLing off for now, but Jays+Italy is a good starting point today for a parlay if you can find a third leg?

[simpdog]

Italy heading to extra time. Parlays dead.

Jay’s shutting down the Orioles but hitting like they should. 12 runs was a surprise to me.

Congrats on your vladdy bet San. Winning a futures bet halfway through the season is amazing.

[tgull]

Astros -1.5 vs Tigers
-135

Yes terrible odds but this is a complete mismatch. Easy $.

Well, that sucked, at least the Blue Jays got back a decent amount of my loss. White Sox in rain delay, that gets me ahead for the day if they win.

Baseball really sucks to bet, college football much better.

[Krypt]

[Daly]

Going to be fairly crushing if we need bubba to hit a 5ft put to win tomorrow on 18…… he’s 0-2 so far.

He’s tied for first vs someone who already started throwing up in his shoes, that’s the good news.

Bad news is by not going even slightly low he’s let in a bunch of people into the hunt we don’t want. You already should know how I feel about cam smith.

[JeffDime]

Going to be fairly crushing if we need bubba to hit a 5ft put to win tomorrow on 18…… he’s 0-2 so far.

He’s tied for first vs someone who already started throwing up in his shoes, that’s the good news.

Bad news is by not going even slightly low he’s let in a bunch of people into the hunt we don’t want. You already should know how I feel about cam smith.

Yea man. This weekend has really got me steaming. To see Hovland now -500 after this mornings round. In Golf you always are going to have complaints of guys leaving meat on the bones. But JFC Bubba left an absurd amount out there. I know how irritating seeing Cam post -9 early was and then to see Bubba not distance himself at all. With Day have all kinds of problems physically out there and Hickok bogeying the last two…fuck man…

Still, you made a hell of a pick…let’s get him home.

[Colonel Nigel Fabersham]

Starting now

Atlanta over 9.5 -110
Miami +115

[Daly]

I love how it’s Sunday in a event and the golf network decides to shut down overage at 2:45 1/3 of the way though the leaders round.

I love how I pay $9 a month for gold service on NBC and they have coverage during the break……. For guys who are 10 stokes back from the early flight.

I love how CBS has 15 minutes of complete bullshit with some fucking jackass covering the “top ten of active masters winners”…..

In general PGA coverage sucks. Can you imagine if they took Monday night football off the air for 15 minutes half Way though the second quarter?

[Daly]

I’ve seen a lot of things. I’ve gotten lucky. I’ve gotten unlucky.

Bubba going from -300 for the win to not making top 10 isn’t something I’m going to forget anytime soon.

[JoeD]

Frustrating week because there was so much money that appears to have been able to be made and I just missed it. Nelly Korda was +1600 and now she’s -135. She is the real deal. She made this course look foolish today. Won’t see here at +1600 again. Regardless if she finishes this (Which she will), I missed the boat here.

Hovland was the play on the Euro Tour. His shitty price, the whole eye thing and the MC made me stay away. Now he’s +240 and it really does look like it’s his tournament to lose. A couple good guys are close. I took a look at some of the chasers but the price isn’t right. Pieters had a shitty opening nine to start the tournament, with a 6 that was corrected to an 8 the next morning. Too much racetrack and it’s one of those where part of me wished he just MC.

The Travelers you can’t ask for more from Bubba. It’s going to be a Calvary charge to the end but he’s where he has to be. No need to make any bets at this point. I will say watching PGA Tour live this looked like Brooks was about to put himself on the top of the board and he just got real sloppy at the end of the round. For sure seems to really lose focus. Just tough to bet him on these regular tour stops.

I did parlay N Korda/Hovland for $500. Just to kind of salvage missing the boat. Not in any mood to lay 135 or make a straight wager on Hovland +240. It’s a weird bet but all I could come up with. There prices suck and I don’t feel good enough about any of the chasers. Hopefully they either both finish it off or both don’t.

GL

Congrats on the Nelly K portion of your ticket. Was nice to see the LPGA get some decent coverage lately, even if that lame Peacock charged an extra $5.99 for this morning.

[Daly]

So extension to my previous posting - the account I was discussing was just closed. But the agent said he’s going to get me a new one in 48 hours with someone else.

Be a good guy - hopefully get good results.

[NickyPipes]

Thanks Simpdog.


We’re partying like we won a wild-card game right now, and rightfully so,” Orioles Hyde said

That dropped foul ball by Randal Grichuk in the 10th & OF COURSE the next pitch produced a run. Jays cost me a lot of money. Such is the chalky parlay life.


Everyone is betting soccer now. I’d sooner become a vegan

Brother as you guessed Pipes is not the biggest soccer fan but betting on the Euro Cup is enjoyable

Have a nice Belgium ticket at +950, though their road is hard

Pipes knows you like to live bet, can find some very interesting spots in soccer knockout games. Personally 2-0 so far but like the Simp Pipes gave it back on two busted parleys! Who cares!!! Living it up

Edit: 2-0 on live plays

[Daly]

Going to take it easy this week.

Take a little Korda at +500. That was some tigeresque shit this past weekend.

Kinzler quietly had a good week last week and finished 2 behind Bryson last year. At 35-1 that’s a buy.

Taking Bez in the Irish at 18-1. He’s due to win “a real one” beyond the South African open.

[Dan Druff]

Last minute:

Kansas City (Duffy) +141 at Boston (Richards)

[Dan Druff]

Here's one with more time to bet:

Milwaukee (Peralta) vs. Cubs (Hendricks) - Under 7.5 -120 (Under 7 -105 or better ok)

[JeffDime]

Going to take it easy this week.

Take a little Korda at +500. That was some tigeresque shit this past weekend.

Kinzler quietly had a good week last week and finished 2 behind Bryson last year. At 35-1 that’s a buy.

Taking Bez in the Irish at 18-1. He’s due to win “a real one” beyond the South African open.

I was just going to post Kisner +3500. William Hill has him there but I would take him at +3300. He's taking money so expect his odds to go down.

Like all your picks. Haven't made final decision on Irish open yet. I'll put a little on Bez.

[JeffDime]

Going to take it easy this week.

Take a little Korda at +500. That was some tigeresque shit this past weekend.

Kinzler quietly had a good week last week and finished 2 behind Bryson last year. At 35-1 that’s a buy.

Taking Bez in the Irish at 18-1. He’s due to win “a real one” beyond the South African open.

No BS

[Sanlmar]

Last minute:

Kansas City (Duffy) +141 at Boston (Richards)

I saw your pick too late. Tuned in to a Royals 5-1 lead. I’m like “damn, Garrett Richards and the absence of goo angle”. Lotsa regret. The dog is hiding under the bed.

Alex Cora is sitting on the dugout steps as cool as Buddha as wheels are coming off Richards and any hope for his team is evaporating. 4-1… then 5-1. Absolutely no indication he’s doing anything but sticking with his starter, Richards. Even the Sawks announcers are puzzled and actually not too happy.

Huh?

Sawks winning 6-5 8th. Richards found some kinda cure.

As things improved on the mound for Richards (by whatever miracle) I looked at live odds +260 down 5-2 and said “fuck off with that”. Oh well

I believe the MLB is cooling their jets with the sticky stuff enforcement. 92 degrees and sweat and rosin. How you gonna tell what the sticky stuff is? Rosin and sweat or something else.

Except Bauer. Bauer gets no freeroll tonight. Especially after getting the podium for 10 minutes on Sunday Night Baseball. Some people in high places would be fine if he turned up dead.

This is just a value bet and not a sticky bet despite my love of conspiracies and dark hands.

San Francisco Giants +156 for Game


Honestly, I have lost my feel for the Dodgers. It’s a flip imo but i’m prolly wrong

[Dan Druff]

Well your Giants bet is close. Both teams leaving runners on. Dodgers scoring on 3 HR thus far.

3-2 right now in the 6th. I'm tossing around the idea of going tomorrow for the Max Muncy "Go Get it From the Ocean" bobblehead.

0-2 again for me. Pretty brutal to lose when leading 5-1, but that's the Royals for ya.