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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
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    Oooof.

    Absolutely positively do NOT pound the under.
    Maybe if they gave you 5% interest on the money.
    I’ll say this - at least the bet is with a regulated entity. If this was online you would need your head examined

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
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    Pound the under. Aside from the Patriots, it's very tough to win even 2 SBs in a decade in the era of parity. Of the teams that did it, none of them had the highest paid QB in the league the year they won because you need money to pay a supporting cast.

    Mahomes is fantastic but a big part of what he does is create with his feet and as we've seen time and again, those guys get hit and they do not hold up as well as classic pocket passer types. Mahomes was hobbled by his ankle already last year.

    If Mahomes plays out that whole contract without restructuring or renegotiating and is actually paid the full headline-grabbing number I'll give you $503M.

    Finally, let's not forget, let's NOT forget Dude, they are coached by Andy Reid.

    Oooof.

    Absolutely positively do NOT pound the under.
    Because you think it will lose, or because you don't want to tie up money for 11 years?

    How many SBs do you think KC will win during that time period?

    To be clear I'm only saying which side I think will win, I'm not suggesting anyone actually bet it.

    Nobody should make bets based on my opinion lol

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    Guess it was all talk in this thread about betting Ping Pong. I slap a bitch with my Ding Dong.

    How has no1 seen all the matches that if you payed attn and could read lines have all gone away?

    Shocking its all fixed!! LOL if you were betting this shit and didn't think it was fixed you shouldn't be gambling.

    I did great and dont know Liliia Zaitseva from Anastasia Efimova I just read the moves. Sad to see it go.

    We still got Liga Pro going in Moscow no way that is fixed lol.

    https://www.gamblingnews.com/news/co...-tennis-in-nj/

    This place has gone to hell in a handbag no real gamblers here.

    Ill give you one piece of advice in Liga if M. Dimitry is playing the best player E.Igor pound Dimitry at +150 everytime Dimitry is a dumb fcker that wears the same clothes everyday but got a wing span like a Turkey Vulture. YW
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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Guess it was all talk in this thread about betting Ping Pong. I slap a bitch with my Ding Dong.

    How has no1 seen all the matches that if you payed attn and could read lines have all gone away?

    Shocking its all fixed!! LOL if you were betting this shit and didn't think it was fixed you shouldn't be gambling.

    I did great and dont know Liliia Zaitseva from Anastasia Efimova I just read the moves. Sad to see it go.

    We still got Liga Pro going in Moscow no way that is fixed lol.

    https://www.gamblingnews.com/news/co...-tennis-in-nj/

    This place has gone to hell in a handbag no real gamblers here.
    Just not a lot of good spots out there right now. I’ve come close 3/4 PGA events and got Morakowa over the weekend at 4-1 late, but not much else that isn’t the occasional UFC lean.

    Last real “all in” night was the NFL draft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Guess it was all talk in this thread about betting Ping Pong. I slap a bitch with my Ding Dong.

    How has no1 seen all the matches that if you payed attn and could read lines have all gone away?

    Shocking its all fixed!! LOL if you were betting this shit and didn't think it was fixed you shouldn't be gambling.

    I did great and dont know Liliia Zaitseva from Anastasia Efimova I just read the moves. Sad to see it go.

    We still got Liga Pro going in Moscow no way that is fixed lol.

    https://www.gamblingnews.com/news/co...-tennis-in-nj/

    This place has gone to hell in a handbag no real gamblers here.
    Just not a lot of good spots out there right now. I’ve come close 3/4 PGA events and got Morakowa over the weekend at 4-1 late, but not much else that isn’t the occasional UFC lean.

    Last real “all in” night was the NFL draft.
    Im right with you. My dumb ass took Morakowa to be leader after 3rd round at -110 LOL I did get it back on the par 5 hole 15 birdie or better when he hit it into the rough I turned the shit off. He made it though at +120

    Table Tennis if you had time to pay attn had a ton of good angles I kept asking what happened to the seka and TT Cup matches just to be stoned wall at my one book that allowed me to still bet it. I got limited shut off at 3 books on table tennis. Moscow offers some good stuff but some of these guys I believe I could beat. They have some older guys who play early and the books are adjusting fast.

    Live betting in TT is were its at. Or where it was at! Fck them all!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Guess it was all talk in this thread about betting Ping Pong

    This place has gone to hell in a handbag no real gamblers here.
    Woh, woh, wo....back up there Stymie.

    Early on, like March, I was posting about Table Tennis. I showed tons of tickets. I had a lot of luck betting live. I wrote that some of the preflop lines made no sense. Little did I know some were fixed. I knew enough to stay off pregame. I did notice the live lines were Tightly tethered to preflop and you could clean up when it was clear the match odds was “wrong”.

    I stopped after a month. If for no other reason than the hours sucked and the limits got smaller and smaller.

    You posted about the Bookmaker trader a couple weeks ago. . Forget his name atm. He was offering live stock market closing numbers over/under too. I was killing him. They took that down too.

    Did a little golf as an experiment and that sucked. Lottery scratch and sniff. Thought live might work. Nope. 3-way bets are for ‘tards. We move on.


    I only have like 3 futures bets baseball. Jays, Reds, prolly Dodger$ under. That’s just for fun. Honestly, table tennis makes more sense than any futures Covid action. Serious as a heart attack.

    Promise to bet NFL and they’ll not cut you off. Well, let’s see if they play first. Jokes on them.

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    Rondo broke his thumb. God I love that crazy fuck

    A Lakers hate bet so so compelling but Simp will rat me out at the GA meeting. There is no way I’m touching a NBA future.

    They took Rondo’s thumb badguy

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    I almost put this in the sad song thread but it belongs here.

    Liga is now also Donk Down!! and one of my accts r locked LOL with 13k in it its a legal us acct.

    Druff I may need you here Plz do better then the Bovada bs.

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    Toronto FC to win -113 (three way, ie a tie is a loss).
    NY vs Columbus over 2.5 -105


    Games are trending over not sure if it's the heat / lack of playing / prep time or what.

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    I have a strong intuition there are gonna be some exploitable trends in NHL.

    MLB lines for Friday & Saturday have been up for a while.

    Kershaw is the opening day starter. Lol. Buehler isn’t even ready. Jansen was sick. Lining up perfectly.

    Serious though. If Todgers wrap the division up early they would be wise to sit players who will be marched 60 meaningful games in 66 days. Take the under wins. You have so many outs.

    The hate is back, baby.

    I was dreaming the other night about the +900 (still have those screenshots) we took when Kershaw came in relief and gave up those 2 HR in the playoffs. I fired repeatedly. We called it pregame. Greatest sports wagering moment of my life, I think.

    My bookmaker account is overflowing. Nailed the SPX under again.

    Let’s gamble
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    Fuck it. Humility is for losers.

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    Totally bored and my guy liked this so I did before MLB exhibition tonight

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    Nor 0 - Bur 1
    2nd half
    1st time in 5 years 11 v 9
    Bur 11 players v Nor 9 players (2 red cards Nor)

    So I’m free rolling.

    Will Nor totally lose their shit? How can I exploit live in your opinion?

    I got no clue Soccer

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    Completely filthy

    Took Burnley 2 goals +145

    The opposing Norwich player scores a goal for Burnley .... horseshoe up my ass.


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    Glad I got golf out of my system.

    DeChambeau goes all Tin Cup.

    Bryson DeChambeau Scores a 10 at Hole 15 at Memorial Tournament, Misses Cut

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    how the fuck do we bet on this? san im lookin' at you buddy....


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    @simpdog

    I don’t know what you’re gonna spend your wagering profits on now that Disney is infested and your Swedish au pair can’t get her visa this year.

    How good you run she never got pregnant last year.

    Took over 8.5 Jays/Sox today


    winning Dodgers overs by 4th inning. I feel so dirty.

    Lol. I had Yankees Dodgers parlay. Yankees end in tie and I got paid full +138 on the parlay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    @simpdog

    I don’t know what you’re gonna spend your wagering profits on now that Disney is infested and your Swedish au pair can’t get her visa this year.

    How good you run she never got pregnant last year.

    Took over 8.5 Jays/Sox today


    winning Dodgers overs by 4th inning. I feel so dirty.

    Lol. I had Yankees Dodgers parlay. Yankees end in tie and I got paid full +138 on the parlay.
    I took over 8.5 and Jays +115. Why not take some + money on a coin flip (IMO).

    Jays starting Pearson and bringing in Borucki next. They could implode on the mound but both do have a lot riding on the game today.

    Wonder how hard Pearson will throw knowing so much is on the line? Will he throw 100+ in his first game? 104? Or hold back and "only" high 90's.

    he’s as tall as Rob Gronkowski and weighs as much as LeBron James

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    Altuve and Bregman hit by pitches back to back with bases loaded.

    Lol I like it.

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    Last year I could bet exhibition live. I’d take the Jays down 4-0 or 4-2.

    Regardless, you’re free rolling Simp. It was at least a flip. Jays are better. It’s just the Red Sox brand.

    You and I are gonna have a great year.

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    Lean in for your kiss Simp

    This was all you. I tailed ya outta respect.

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    We binked both the over and sides.

    Sawks have absolutely no pitching. Jays kids are monsters.

    LFG 2020

     
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