*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Salami has a shot GBCP

Kings Oilers only 1 goal in 3rd.

Just stupid lucky. Fortunately, I have no pride.

im choosing not to comment on my sammich because I don't want to curse anything...

yup im superstitious...

see you in around 45-50 minutes...

[Sanlmar]

5-1 sorry about the Salami.

15-3 over 2 days

and I’m still taking shit from Simp.

Simp is god

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

5-1 sorry about the Salami.

15-2 over 2 days

and I’m still taking shit from Simp.

Simp is god

fucking ANA-VAN losing it by the hook...after that CHI-ARZ game ends 1-0 I think we deserve the win on that one...oh well...

thanks for punching my ticket on this ride...

[simpdog]

Colorado +105
Dallas/CGY under 1.5 first period


Bonus picks, tread lightly
Leafs -155
Bruins -1.5 puck line for game

[Sanlmar]

VGK & Colorado

Love Colorado ML.

Got nothing against black goalies except Subban. This backup has gone on too long. Subban is okay backup but not a star backup. Fluery dicking around with his new born baby. Get back to work

I took the under 1P despite that. Off the reservation and not a recommendation.

Stars plus ML Simp??

Particularly Stars as CGY is “experimenting” with lineups before playoffs - which could be code for load management or anything else. CGY is not particularly motivated

[Dan Druff]

Two picks today:

Indiana at OKC - OVER 217.5
Memphis +9.5 vs. Golden State (MiCon -- aka Michael Conley -- is playing)

[Dan Druff]

Blew it big time today.

Two losing NBA picks which I considered not making, and then I forgot to bet simp’s Calgary and Col picks, which I had planned upon doing.

[simpdog]

I have been approached by two sources to provide picks on a pay per use site.

I’ll see what their offer is and will get back to you guys tomorrow.

Hopefully I can work it in that I can still post picks here as well.

[Sanlmar]

Baseball Opening Day

Your #1 against my #1

Look at those totals. Lol, Cubs 9.5

Gonna be a damn interesting start.

This is the kind of wagering observation you can get for free.

[ftpjesus]

OPening Day ESPN parlay

Yankees ML over Orioles
Dodgers ML over Dbacks
Boston ML over Seattle

[chinamaniac]

I have been approached by two sources to provide picks on a pay per use site.

I’ll see what their offer is and will get back to you guys tomorrow.

Hopefully I can work it in that I can still post picks here as well.

Fuck those scumbags

Network with people and increase your betting sizes thru local outs and keep finding offshore outs. If your picks remain crushing as your sample gets larger into the high 100s/ thousands then you cant lose. But you will only know this if u track every play.

Bet your locals first. Then fire offshore.

Max your plays everywhere if it’s within bankroll and book action thru others who have locals. If they can get down 1k per period play or whatever amt then take 1/2 and let them take 1/2. You would then blth be providing a valuable service for the other

Dont be afraid of getting cut off. Fire hard till they stay stop

Bottom line is if your picks remain consistent then a tout service cant come close to paying you enough because u can crush betting them on your own

Stick with the plan. Dont mix in too much bs.

Heavy favorites can be profitable long term if you win at a high enough clip and stay within your system.

Been fun to rail

[simpdog]

CBJ/Mon under 1.5 first period Win
Hawks/SJ over 1.5 first period Win
FL/Ottawa over 1.5 first period Win

Islanders/Winnipeg under 5.5 Loss
Det/Buffalo under 6 Loss
Hawks/SJ over 6.5 win


Bonus pick:
Yankees over 96.5 wins for the year. -130. Easy money.

[Sanlmar]

It’s Opening Day and you still aren’t signed, Simp

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

san you interested in cole/snell under 6.5 at EVEN?

[Sanlmar]

Druff gives me a bad rap about the Dodgers. I call ‘em as I see ‘em.

TABLET - BASEBALL - MLB - 914 LOS ANGELES DODGERS -160 FOR 1ST 5 INNINGS

The great ones are falling. Greinke vs “Pee You” Ryu. I am steering clear of the bullpen.

Greinke is done. He will be back on his anxiety medication by the 4th inning.

While scouting the Dodgers this spring I heard Tim Neverett doing Dodger radio play by play. Neverett is the old Red Sox announcer.

I cannot describe how surreal that fine voice describing such awful play can be.

[Sanlmar]

san you interested in cole/snell under 6.5 at EVEN?

I’m a little overextended. I gotta pass. What with trolling Druff, I have my hands full. I’ll chat at 6pm

The Yankees and DeGrom worked

I didn’t tell you about this parlay. +132 Remember NBA tanking? Basically, I’m getting +132 gambling Dodgers.

MOBILE - BASKETBALL - NBA - 516 SAN ANTONIO SPURS -850 FOR GAME Cleveland

MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 920 NEW YORK YANKEES -350 FOR GAME

MOBILE - BASEBALL - MLB - 914 LOS ANGELES DODGERS -163 FOR GAME

I know what you like and you would not have done it.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Druff gives me a bad rap about the Dodgers. I call ‘em as I see ‘em.

TABLET - BASEBALL - MLB - 914 LOS ANGELES DODGERS -160 FOR 1ST 5 INNINGS

The great ones are falling. Greinke vs “Pee You” Ryu. I am steering clear of the bullpen.

Greinke is done. He will be back on his anxiety medication by the 4th inning.

While scouting the Dodgers this spring I heard Tim Neverett doing Dodger radio play by play. Neverett is the old Red Sox announcer.

I cannot describe how surreal that fine voice describing such awful play can be.

when you actually put your money on any of the LA teams I gotta have the alarm bell go off in my head to add a little extra sauce to my action...

[Dan Druff]

Last minute:

Orlando at Detroit - Under 205.5

At 4:35pm PT:

Dallas +210 at Miami

[Dan Druff]

I have been approached by two sources to provide picks on a pay per use site.

I’ll see what their offer is and will get back to you guys tomorrow.

Hopefully I can work it in that I can still post picks here as well.

Just curious, how did these sources find you?

Are they PFA lurkers/posters?

Do you post your picks elsewhere?

[shoeshine box]

Oregon M.l. / Tex tech +2 -115/ purdue +115