Page 997 of 1979 FirstFirst ... 497897947987993994995996997998999100010011007104710971497 ... LastLast
Results 19,921 to 19,940 of 39567

Thread: *** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

  1. #19921
    Welcher jsearles22's Avatar
    Reputation
    561
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    6,690
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Playing a local card game and the fellas wanted something to bet on. I came up with over 11.5 Colorado and A’s -172 parlay
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

  2. #19922
    Master of Props Daly's Avatar
    Reputation
    2687
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    10,341
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daly View Post
    Playing a local card game and the fellas wanted something to bet on. I came up with over 11.5 Colorado and A’s -172 parlay
    Red Auerbach theory. Don’t matter if you lose one or both, pays the same.

    Good day to back the Phillys

  3. #19923
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Sports wagering and frankly all market based wagering is about adjustments. Cat and mouse.

    MLB favorites have been crushing this year. It usually doesn’t last this long before regression sets in.

    So everyone was getting cute with R/L’s. I posted 3 R/L’s yesterday. That’s what you do in a heavy favorites environment. I was just schooled that the books have been shrinking the premium for R/L. Rascals.

    No trend lasts forever. Yesterday the dogs ran wild in the park. Check the soles of your shoes.

  4. #19924
    Gold
    Reputation
    90
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    1,284
    Load Metric
    67854992
    I got my shit pushed in last night... Woke up today, thought I won all my bets... Then I realized I was looking at the scores from the night before..

  5. #19925
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Hey Druff, you’re in Vegas for that poker thing now?


    NO JEWS ON JUNE 1
    To celebrate the launch of the first Circa | Sports sportsbook we’re offering no-Jews bets (zero-cent lines) on pro basketball, pro baseball, and the Champions League Final. Offer valid only on bets placed over the counter on full-game sides played on June 1.
    If you borrow a button-down Oxford shirt and comb your hair you might get past the velvet ropes and save some $.

  6. #19926
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10149
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,773
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Detroit +121
    KC +100

  7. #19927
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10149
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,773
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Detroit down 3-1 after 7 and win 4-3 with 2-run HR in 9th.

    KC down 7-1, now 7-7.

    Wow.

  8. #19928
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10149
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,773
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Hey Druff, you’re in Vegas for that poker thing now?


    NO JEWS ON JUNE 1
    To celebrate the launch of the first Circa | Sports sportsbook we’re offering no-Jews bets (zero-cent lines) on pro basketball, pro baseball, and the Champions League Final. Offer valid only on bets placed over the counter on full-game sides played on June 1.
    If you borrow a button-down Oxford shirt and comb your hair you might get past the velvet ropes and save some $.
    Wtf?

    Where is this from?

    Most people don't think I'm a Jew by looks because I have an average sized nose and am tall.

    I go to temple and feel like Shawn Bradley.

  9. #19929
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10149
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,773
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67854992
    You'd think you'd win the game when you come back from 7-1.

    Nope.

    What a fucking failteam the Royals are.


  10. #19930
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Hey Druff, you’re in Vegas for that poker thing now?




    If you borrow a button-down Oxford shirt and comb your hair you might get past the velvet ropes and save some $.
    Wtf?

    Where is this from?

    Most people don't think I'm a Jew by looks because I have an average sized nose and am tall.

    I go to temple and feel like Shawn Bradley.
    The new Circa Book at Golden Gate on Fremont.

    First time I heard the promotion I thought I heard “no Jews”. It was “no juice”.


    The owner, Derek Stevens, says he welcomes sharp action. But given you didn’t pick up on the joke - how “sharp” can you really be?

  11. #19931
    Master of Props Daly's Avatar
    Reputation
    2687
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    10,341
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You'd think you'd win the game when you come back from 7-1.

    Nope.

    What a fucking failteam the Royals are.

    Let’s hope so because I’m taking Texas tonight.

  12. #19932
    Owner Dan Druff's Avatar
    Reputation
    10149
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    54,773
    Blog Entries
    2
    Load Metric
    67854992
    The Texas game is so weird. Looks super obvious to take Rangers, and indeed almost all the action is on them. Except a lot of sharps seem to be on KC.

    The the line for Texas is surprisingly low.

    Looks like Trapper John MD, but no way I'm betting the other side.

    I will take this though:

    Texas (Minor) vs. KC (Junis) - Under 10 -108

  13. #19933
    aka PP23 badguy23's Avatar
    Reputation
    673
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    6,064
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    The Texas game is so weird. Looks super obvious to take Rangers, and indeed almost all the action is on them. Except a lot of sharps seem to be on KC.

    The the line for Texas is surprisingly low.

    Looks like Trapper John MD, but no way I'm betting the other side.

    I will take this though:

    Texas (Minor) vs. KC (Junis) - Under 10 -108
    The only real sharp play in this game was +1.5 KC as u can see by the line movement I'll take what I can get when its that obvious

    U guys all blow Mike Minor and I'm not blaming him but he's a s8 defective pitcher from the Braves and was drafted in 2009.

    U guys around here talk about him like he's Maddox Glavine or Smoltz he's pretty much been shitty most of his mlb life.

    Sprinkle in the Raptors that was a easy parlay payday.

    Now I give you gold.


    Monica Puig +126 WTA French Open

    Your welcome

  14. #19934
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Paging the residential neighborhood.


    Tablet - Tennis Futures - French Open - WTA Quarters - Odds to Win Women's Quarter 1 - Naomi Osaka +350

    Tablet - Tennis Futures - French Open - WTA Quarters - Odds to Win Women's Quarter 2 - Simona Halep +100

    Tablet - Tennis Futures - French Open - WTA Quarters - Odds to Win Women's Quarter 3 - Belinda Bencic +1200
    I was giving you a living, showing you the playbook I put together off my beats and that wasn't enough for you.

    We are still live on all the women’s picks pre-tournament

    Halep & Yasiel Puig are on a collision course.

  15. #19935
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Wtf?

    Where is this from?

    Most people don't think I'm a Jew by looks because I have an average sized nose and am tall.

    I go to temple and feel like Shawn Bradley.
    The new Circa Book at Golden Gate on Fremont.

    First time I heard the promotion I thought I heard “no Jews”. It was “no juice”.


    The owner, Derek Stevens, says he welcomes sharp action. But given you didn’t pick up on the joke - how “sharp” can you really be?
    I don’t know what’s going on with you but here’s an advantage play I am laying on your lap. A tip of the cap would be a minimum response.

    They are going to be running lines like -135 +135. If you have a pulse, at minimum all you do is arb your off shore or another book your gonna make money.

    I think you have Bovada and they are usually whack. Boom

    I think the retail limit is $5000 on Baseball.

    I’m calling a shot here that you will see some effect with the off-shores. Let’s see if someone writes a story the next day. Some guys are coming in with duffel bags and that’s okay as the whole point is to build their volume thru promotion.

    Remember Ben playing Hakeem Olajuwon one on one? Well, Kershaw is pitching and I think the overnight lines will open at -200. (This is where we get into 20-30 cent territory). Kershaw could actually win and I make money. Just an example. We can discuss if you wish.

    Hey, it not a NJ sportsbook but it’s a good opportunity for a Vegas punter.

     
    Comments
      
      badguy23: Bro Puig would of got u your original bets back if u took her. Posting this shit i prob jinxed her but i def see her facing your girl Halep. And all I can say is Help for that bet.
    Last edited by Sanlmar; 05-31-2019 at 09:58 AM.

  16. #19936
    aka PP23 badguy23's Avatar
    Reputation
    673
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    6,064
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Paging the residential neighborhood.


    Tablet - Tennis Futures - French Open - WTA Quarters - Odds to Win Women's Quarter 1 - Naomi Osaka +350

    Tablet - Tennis Futures - French Open - WTA Quarters - Odds to Win Women's Quarter 2 - Simona Halep +100

    Tablet - Tennis Futures - French Open - WTA Quarters - Odds to Win Women's Quarter 3 - Belinda Bencic +1200
    I was giving you a living, showing you the playbook I put together off my beats and that wasn't enough for you.

    We are still live on all the women’s picks pre-tournament

    Halep & Yasiel Puig are on a collision course.
    Shes no Monica Seles but I wouldn't bet against her right now. Wink

  17. #19937
    aka PP23 badguy23's Avatar
    Reputation
    673
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    6,064
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Puig is a underdog again? +138

    U boys and girls no what to do.


    I think she can beat Halep also and that's gonna be big plus money.

    I gave you the dark horse and Saketome has no chance to win this tourney. Not her game not her surface.

    Puig or bust LOL

    Puig aint no 16 yr old chump. This Iga chick has had this set up on a plate for her and its her Birthday to boot go figure?

    Im still sticking with the more experienced chick in this one.

    I make my women's tennis picks like I like to get laid. Experience wins out go get blown by a 18 yr old and u will no what I mean.

    Boring keep copying pornhub bitch this is real life. Spitting on my cock only makes this and u more weird freak.

    Plz bring in the 25 yr old who has been here b4.. LOL

    And your giving me plus money?? Plz tell me how i can get over on ppl like this always without trying!!

    Your Welcome.
    Last edited by badguy23; 05-31-2019 at 03:42 PM.

  18. #19938
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    What makes you think I don’t tail your tennis bGuy? I like $

    MOBILE - TENNIS - WTA - 203524 PUIG, MONICA +130 FOR MATCH

    This was a quality pick. I checked. Didn’t need to but I did.

    Speaking of fat puigs - Osaka.

    My long shot Bencic died. We will get it back.

  19. #19939
    aka PP23 badguy23's Avatar
    Reputation
    673
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    6,064
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    What makes you think I don’t tail your tennis bGuy? I like $

    MOBILE - TENNIS - WTA - 203524 PUIG, MONICA +130 FOR MATCH

    This was a quality pick. I checked. Didn’t need to but I did.

    Speaking of fat puigs - Osaka.

    My long shot Bencic died. We will get it back.
    Hell no u arent dead on those picks. Sake can come out of her draw.

    Halep is your best shot but the odds told you that.

    I'd ride Puig til she dies like Yasil did in a Dodgers uniform. I think she wins again today bro.

    But wtf does that mean?

    Thats one step up from Petey Dc and still 2 steps down from C-Money and the Poison Clan

  20. #19940
    Plutonium Sanlmar's Avatar
    Reputation
    4314
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Posts
    21,193
    Load Metric
    67854992
    Thx badguy.

    Just so we can continue to talk, those were picks for quarters .... the 4 quarter merge into the semifinal

    I was just picking who would win each quarter. Well, 3 of the 4 qtrs. I never took a shot at the winner of the whole tournament.

    I still smile thinking about the Australian Open. That was incredible.

     
    Comments
      
      badguy23: fick tennis draws just bet on the hottest chick and let the money lie were it may. We def got that tonight on puig. 4 Dragons i need a poster

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 4 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 4 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Offers of thought on this one needed.
    By son of lockman in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 09-20-2013, 03:54 PM
  2. Sportsbook suggestions
    By Walter Sobchak in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 02-02-2013, 10:04 AM
  3. negotiating compensation from job offers
    By mulva in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 11-12-2012, 08:17 PM
  4. Best Sportsbook on the strip ?
    By FrenchJew in forum Poker Community Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 06-09-2012, 10:50 AM
  5. Vwls-Props for doing radio and making it interesting!
    By Pokehermaniac in forum Flying Stupidity
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 06-01-2012, 07:36 PM

Tags for this Thread